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Aug. 30, 2021

The Seven Strangest Superheroes


Let's go Wikimaniacs! It's time to learn about the weirdest superheroes of all time! Some are offensive, some are lame, and some are just plain...weird! Marvel and DC have produced some weird superheroes in their lifetime. We're discussing seven of them.


And then join us as we create our own weird superheroes....and terrible puns!


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Transcript
Josh:

Welcome everyone to read it on Wiki.

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My name is Josh shell and with me as always are

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my two wonderful co-hosts John and Sean, what is that?

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my name?

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Rhyming

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friends.

John:

What is up?

Sean:

WhatsApp.

Sean:

We can maniac.

John:

You just combined our names this week.

John:

Huh?

Josh:

Yeah.

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it's, you know, it's episode seven or

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eight

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people.

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People get it.

John:

Okay.

Josh:

I can't introduce you anymore.

Sean:

know the vibes,

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yeah, Sean, Sean's a little sore today.

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WCA maniacs.

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do you want to tell the people why

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Sean?

Sean:

I guess, uh, have you guys, ever worked out?

Sean:

I usually don't ever do that.

Sean:

So I worked out today and, I can't lift my arms.

Sean:

my shoulders are on fire.

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I was like, yeah, let's do a podcast right after we record.

Sean:

I'll be okay.

Sean:

It's fine.

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that was a lie.

Sean:

I feel like absolute shit, wicked

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maniacs.

Sean:

It's bad.

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It's all around a bad time, but we're going to push through it.

Sean:

It'll be good.

Josh:

he's looking swole though.

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So we'll give him a

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round of applause for that.

John:

Look in thicker than a motherfucker.

Sean:

We're not talking about

Sean:

muscles.

John:

If you guys could see the video right now, his like

John:

chest is puffing.

John:

Like this pulls veins are so, and I'm like, God damn son,

Sean:

I'm absolutely naked.

John:

sexy boy here.

Josh:

yeah, I'm going to be distracted all episode.

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It's going to be difficult, but

Sean:

Okay.

Josh:

we'll try and

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manage, read it on Wiki.

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Of course is a podcast where each week one host takes a topic, terribly, researches

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it online and presents it to their cohort.

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If this is your first time listening.

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Hi, that's it.

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before we,

John:

Okay.

Josh:

before we hop on today's topic, I want to give a huge,

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fabric.

John:

Oh my God.

John:

What

John:

is wrong with you?

Sean:

Truly big, cold energy.

Josh:

That's right.

Josh:

That's right.

Josh:

That's my other podcast.

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If you don't know, now segues are difficult, but

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not if you do them terrible.

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today's episode is a little

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different than my normal, usually depressing history episodes.

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today I chose fun one fun one.

Josh:

Uh, we'll be doing a list of the seven strangest superhero.

Josh:

Why seven you might ask, because I enjoy alliterations and that's, that's

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all I needed to, to make my title.

Josh:

So, for this list, there were tons of potential superheroes I

Josh:

could have chosen comic books have been around for a very long time.

Josh:

And even the greatest comic book writers run out of ideas.

Josh:

But before we start do either of you have any superheroes in mind

Josh:

that could have made this list.

Sean:

Rag man.

Josh:

Rag man.

Josh:

Is that a real superhero?

Josh:

Like,

Sean:

He is real.

Josh:

okay.

Sean:

He is, he is a DC character.

Sean:

I used to watch arrow when arrow was good and a rag man

Sean:

was definitely a side character.

Sean:

He had a dope costume, but

Sean:

I think his powers were just making rags,

John:

Really

Josh:

Okay.

Sean:

he like shoots out rags out of his hands and like

Sean:

ties people

Sean:

up

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or he'll

Sean:

like disappear into rags or some

Sean:

shit like that.

Josh:

so just, just a worst Spiderman then.

Josh:

interesting, interesting.

Josh:

what about you, John?

Josh:

You got it.

John:

Man, you know what I am going to go because I love SpongeBob with a passion

John:

in such a wrong way.

John:

so I'm going to go with mermaid

John:

man and barnacle boy as the weirdest superheroes.

Josh:

Oh, that's fair.

Josh:

dementia written old people that can speak to fish.

Josh:

So that's a good one.

Josh:

Uh, well, those are good picks.

Josh:

Those could have easily made the list.

Josh:

Definitely rag man could be up there.

Josh:

but without further ado, let's jump into the seven strangest superheroes

Josh:

leaping into number seven.

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Slot is an ordinary man named Eugene Patillo Eugene's dad.

Josh:

Vincent was a failed inventor for most of his life.

Josh:

Until one day he managed to invent electrical powered

Josh:

coils using these coils.

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Vincent did the only sane thing he could and put them into a

Josh:

frog suit so that he could jump

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higher.

John:

Okay.

Sean:

Frog

Sean:

man.

Josh:

it is frog, man.

John:

I

Sean:

God damn it.

John:

actually had nothing

Josh:

Sean's going to know all these.

Sean:

I mean, I've never heard of this guy, but I was like, okay.

Sean:

A

Sean:

frog suit.

Sean:

I mean, superhero names.

Sean:

Aren't awfully

Sean:

creative.

Josh:

Yeah.

John:

His super powers are

John:

rebutting.

Sean:

Yeah.

Josh:

So, this one actually isn't frogman, cause this is a, his dad Vincent, who

Josh:

becomes a supervillain known as leap frog.

Sean:

Uh,

Sean:

there you go.

Josh:

This quickly resulted in

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him ending up in jail because in a world where Spiderman

Josh:

exists, leaping really high.

Josh:

Doesn't it compare?

John:

So this is this guy in the Spiderman

John:

verse or spidey verse, whatever.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

He's in Marvel.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

So he's not very powerful comparatively.

Sean:

Jesus.

Josh:

UGA distraught over his father, going to prison, found

Josh:

the costume and began to wear it.

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This time vowing to save people instead of harming them.

Josh:

In one instance, Eugene found himself battling alongside Spiderman and the human

Josh:

torch against the criminal known as speed.

Josh:

Demon can probably assume he's fast.

Josh:

I don't, I didn't look that up, but, after accidentally defeating

Josh:

the criminal, he decided to rename himself, the fabulous frogman.

John:

That's fab.

John:

Yeah.

John:

Okay.

Josh:

Yup.

Josh:

so wrapping this hero up, I want to give you a list of the fabulous

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frog man's abilities and weaknesses.

Josh:

So Eugene obviously had the suit, which allows him to leap

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Heights of six stories per jump.

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So pretty

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high,

John:

No bad.

John:

yeah, That's uh, that saves you an elevator ride.

Josh:

Yeah, that's true.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

It's like

Josh:

a third of a skyscraper in New York.

Josh:

I don't

John:

Right.

John:

Yeah, that's pretty good.

John:

That's a rooftop bar, you know, easy access VIP.

Josh:

Yeah, it just leaps up there.

Josh:

It could be kind of cool.

Josh:

Um, however, it is actually a weakness because it states the Springs

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and frogman suit make it almost impossible to stay in a straight line.

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He has considerable navigational problems when moving.

Josh:

So not only does he have the dumbest power you can't even control

Josh:

and just kind of goes wherever

Josh:

it takes them.

Sean:

They moved his already shitty.

Sean:

Or

Sean:

you can jump high, but not straight.

Josh:

Yeah, exactly.

Josh:

So it's just, all over the place.

Sean:

Geez.

Josh:

now Eugene does have one more ability listed here, that

Josh:

absolutely ties his character

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off in a nice bow.

Josh:

It states that frogman can read American sign

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language.

John:

Respect, you know, that's,

John:

that's good.

John:

He's adaptable

John:

and okay.

Josh:

yeah.

Josh:

He, I don't know When that comes in

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handy, but he can do it.

Josh:

So

Josh:

that's, that's really all that matters.

Josh:

Right.

John:

When he's jumping straight at, when he's jumping

John:

up in the air, he'll know what floor he's on.

John:

At least.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

If he runs into a deaf man,

John:

Yes.

Josh:

know which way to go.

Sean:

that that's an ability.

Sean:

That's just like a re like we could learn sign

Sean:

language.

Josh:

yeah.

Josh:

Yes, absolutely.

Josh:

We could also put the frogman costume on, so

Sean:

That's fair, but at least sign language is like a real thing.

Sean:

We could just do that.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

I mean, listen, by the looks of this, like you could probably build this, it's

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just, it's not like it's a, it's just like

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a mini, like, you could just Brock at yourself up.

Josh:

You have no,

Josh:

no guidance or anything.

Josh:

You could

Josh:

build this.

Josh:

No problem.

Sean:

Good.

Sean:

Good.

John:

All I'm saying is like, I hope this guy never becomes a.

John:

Little character for a super Mario game.

John:

You know, how fucking frustrating would that be?

John:

Just jumping random spots and you never know where you're going to land.

John:

Jesus Christ.

Josh:

yeah, he is definitely a weird one.

Josh:

but that is the fabulous frog.

Josh:

He may not be the most powerful superhero, but he sure

Josh:

is on for our guests.

John:

Get the

John:

fuck out of here.

John:

Does.

Josh:

There's

Sean:

Yeah.

Josh:

many more puns.

Josh:

There's so many more

John:

out of here.

John:

I actually, I love you right now.

John:

I don't think I've ever felt this way

John:

about possibly another person I've

John:

never met in my life

Josh:

Oh,

John:

this moment.

Sean:

No.

John:

But I met her.

John:

I'm saying like, I've never met you in real

Josh:

true.

Josh:

That's true.

Josh:

I also started this off with leaping into number seven.

Josh:

Okay.

Josh:

Just to backtrack Putin.

John:

I'm so I'm so proud.

Josh:

Oh, you're going to

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be,

Josh:

you're going

Josh:

to hate it by the end of this because I've put ponds in a lot.

Josh:

Yeah.

John:

I love it

Sean:

Oh, no.

John:

was like, oh,

John:

when can I quit?

Josh:

Hey, you made me

Josh:

read porn twice.

Sean:

smut.

Sean:

We would say some

Sean:

months.

John:

Yeah, it's your turn to take it, Sean.

Sean:

Oh

Sean:

God.

John:

No lube,

Josh:

No lube, oh God.

Josh:

moving on to number six and five,

Josh:

We have a two for one special.

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This tone deaf do is part of the group known as the new

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warriors, a group of characters that were created by the writer, Daniel

Josh:

kibble Smith and Lucianne Luciano.

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VHO I hope that's how you pronounce it.

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Announced in March, 2020 when the world had a billion, other things to worry

Josh:

about the new warriors still managed to make headlines for being quote the

Josh:

worst idea Marvel has had since the second Thor movie and quote, that's

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not a quote from any news outlet.

Josh:

That's just a quote from myself.

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Who's still upset about that movie.

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now this group of five new superheroes, aren't all bad.

Josh:

first off you have screen time, a teenager who gets connected to

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the internet and basically acts as the new age, super genius.

Josh:

you have B negative, a goth teenager who essentially has vampire powers and there's

Josh:

trailblazer, a foster child , , whose magic backpack allows her to pull out

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random, useful objects to fight crime.

Sean:

A bag of holding.

John:

So a bootleg inspector

John:

gadget.

Josh:

Yeah, basically, basically,

Josh:

um,

Sean:

It's just grown up.

Sean:

Dora the Explorer.

Josh:

can you find swiper?

Josh:

so not terrible.

Josh:

There may be little ones uninspired or boring, but

Josh:

they're, they're fine superheroes.

Josh:

but it's not until we get to the final two superheroes in this group

Josh:

to find out why people were upset.

Josh:

the final two heroes happened to be twins.

Josh:

And one of the twins is Marvel's first non-binary character so far so good.

Josh:

The first twin can materialize snowflake, shaped, shirk, and

Josh:

projectiles to throw at their enemies.

Josh:

And the other can materialize pink force fields, but can't inhabit

Josh:

them and can only protect others.

Josh:

So not bad powers.

Josh:

And it's nice to see Marvel, including a non-binary character in there.

Josh:

However, the outrage came with the naming of the superheroes,

Josh:

which I have purposely left out.

Josh:

John or Sean.

Josh:

Can you think of what they would name these

Josh:

heroes to piss everyone off?

John:

So, so snowflake and shurikens right.

Josh:

Yeah.

John:

I'm going to go with Libby.

Sean:

what.

John:

I don't know.

John:

Cause it's,

John:

it's not, liberals are

John:

usually called snowflakes.

Josh:

Okay.

Josh:

John's on

Sean:

wouldn't it just, it might just be

Sean:

snowflake,

Sean:

right?

Josh:

Sean

Josh:

is

Josh:

correct.

Josh:

One of them, his name's

Josh:

snowflake.

Josh:

What is the other one?

Josh:

Named

Josh:

crates

Sean:

would be outrageous?

John:

Something about wall.

Josh:

No, but

John:

Please tell me something

John:

about, well, is it

John:

about walls?

Sean:

Pink is Pink

Sean:

in the name?

John:

I got nothing.

Sean:

I don't know.

Josh:

All right, I'll save you guys from the trouble.

Josh:

You got the first one snowflake, which I am very

Josh:

very

Josh:

pleased with.

Josh:

The other one is

Josh:

named safe space.

Sean:

Oh my God.

Sean:

Oh my God.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

So it's pretty obvious why people were outraged.

John:

Sounds like a fucking, you know, a number you call.

John:

If you

John:

want to talk.

Sean:

I feel like liberals have a hard enough time as it is dealing

Sean:

with Fox news and all that stuff.

Sean:

So it's like, wow.

Sean:

Go out of your way to make it even more in

Sean:

your face and

Sean:

annoying,

Josh:

Yeah, no, that's exactly it.

Josh:

Like, why give, the people that are going to make fun of these characters,

Josh:

more ammo to make fun of them,

Josh:

Like, just give them cool superhero names

Josh:

and treat them like everyone else.

Josh:

Like, that's what they're asking for.

John:

don't give them, don't give them ammo.

John:

You know how much they love their damn

John:

guns.

John:

Shit.

Josh:

They love those things many were obviously outraged by the, characters,

Josh:

one tweet by a gigawatt Said, quote, look, I'm sure everyone at Marvel has

Josh:

the best of intentions, but by God, read the room on naming two black

Josh:

non-binary characters, snowflake and safe

Josh:

space and quote.

Josh:

And I think that

Josh:

wraps it up

John:

Oh, that's even worse.

Sean:

It's like dead on arrival with those names.

Sean:

And then the fact that you try to make them progressive heroes,

Sean:

which is good, like in story, make them progressive, but don't like,

Sean:

don't make it.

Sean:

So obvious or in your face, just make them

Sean:

cool.

Sean:

I don't know.

Sean:

I made

Sean:

it if it seems easy to just

Sean:

make cool characters, man.

Sean:

They're their power's already cool.

Josh:

They were doing so well with the other three,

Josh:

They had like a screen time be negative trailblazer.

Josh:

They're all pretty good names.

Josh:

Like

Josh:

they

Josh:

don't,

John:

fire names, right?

Josh:

yeah.

Josh:

They don't slap you in the face with it, but They're like new age terminology.

Josh:

I'm sure they

Josh:

could have found something else to call them.

Josh:

and it's just baffling that.

Josh:

in 2020, they still came out with that.

John:

Yeah.

John:

Done goofed Marvel.

John:

Yeah.

Josh:

They D they

Josh:

done goofed.

Josh:

I

Josh:

think they got cancer.

Josh:

So,

Sean:

Even with the other ones, it's

Sean:

like, damn, we're really running out of names

Sean:

here.

Sean:

Fucking a blood type as a vampire superhero.

Josh:

yeah.

Sean:

Jesus corral.

Josh:

it's better than frogman.

Josh:

We can all agree on

Josh:

that.

Sean:

That's fair.

Sean:

That's fair.

John:

They can at least control the direction that they go

John:

towards.

Sean:

Yeah.

Josh:

Yes.

Josh:

Fair enough.

Sean:

save space.

Sean:

What an awful name.

Sean:

I can't get over that

Josh:

Sean,

Josh:

can't get over

Josh:

that.

Josh:

Sean's more

Josh:

angry than the Twitter people.

Sean:

Uh,

John:

Sounds heated right now, bro.

Josh:

yeah.

Josh:

He's

Josh:

lifting his arms.

Josh:

He's so angry.

Josh:

I didn't think

Josh:

he could do that.

Sean:

I wish I could.

Sean:

I

John:

Like I

John:

got adrenaline back.

John:

Let's hit this fucking workout again

Sean:

Oh, hell no.

Sean:

Hell no.

John:

too far, too far,

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

now those two might be controversial, but it's time to move on to the most

Josh:

controversial here on this list.

Josh:

Number four, named

Josh:

Ashley Crawford , later, changing her name to Bertha Crawford.

Josh:

she was created by John.

Josh:

And, first appeared in the west coast Avengers.

Josh:

They're like the regular vendors, but have a surfer bro accent

Josh:

and are constantly smoking weed.

John:

Nice.

Sean:

Sign me up.

Josh:

at an early age Ashley, you discovered her mutant abilities to

Josh:

completely control the distribution of her body tissue.

Josh:

using this power, she created the quote unquote perfect physique and became the

Josh:

highest paid fashion model in the county.

Josh:

However, after a large cry for superheroes, Ashley Dondre,

Josh:

superhero, persona, big Bertha.

Josh:

You see, not only could Bertha alter , her appearance to be smaller,

Josh:

she could also make herself large, very large, along with her size.

Josh:

She also gained superhuman strength, being able to lift 50 tons at her peak.

Josh:

The strength also.

Josh:

Yeah, I know.

Josh:

How much did you lift today, Sean?

Sean:

Uh, 25

Sean:

pounds,

Josh:

So

John:

Repeat

John:

repeatedly though.

John:

Repeatedly.

Josh:

Yeah.

Sean:

Don hype me up, John don't.

Sean:

I don't lie to these

Sean:

people.

Josh:

is this isn't his peak.

Josh:

Okay guys.

Sean:

may not like it, but

Sean:

this is what peak

Sean:

masculinity looks like.

Josh:

yeah.

Josh:

the strength also translates to her legs, allowing her to drunk, great distances.

Josh:

And I believe

Josh:

her and frogmen would be very

Josh:

hoppy together.

Josh:

There we go and nailed

Josh:

it.

Sean:

God dammit.

John:

it.

John:

I love it.

John:

I'm just,

John:

I'm like a proud father right

Josh:

So father so far, they're mostly mostly frogged puns, but,

Sean:

Very heavy on the frog punts.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

That's the last frog one, I believe.

Josh:

no promises, but

Josh:

um, her extra mass also gives her a superhuman durability making

Josh:

her resistant to high caliber bullets, extreme temperatures

Josh:

and falling from great Heights.

Josh:

the controversy doesn't come until Bertha has to revert back to her regular form

Josh:

in order for her to return to normal.

Josh:

She must expel the access mass.

Josh:

Some of, you will maybe see where this is going

Josh:

to Nope.

Josh:

Uh, to expel this mats, she must induce vomiting.

Josh:

That's right.

Josh:

Every woman with body dysmorphia, there is a superhero that

Josh:

reinforces your worst fears.

Sean:

Now, uh, bulemia superhero.

Josh:

yeah.

Josh:

Understand what a terrible monster came up with this and.

Josh:

Marvel let this pass, but it.

Josh:

is

Josh:

just awful.

Josh:

Like what a terrible, terrible way to

Josh:

like, show body

Josh:

dysmorphia like that it gets

Josh:

awful.

John:

Right.

John:

That's super tone.

John:

Deaf.

Josh:

Oh, absolutely.

Josh:

I mean it's in the eighties, so absolutely.

Josh:

But still it's it is bad.

John:

Oh, yeah.

Sean:

up until there.

Sean:

I was pretty in like big birthdays, even.

Sean:

I think it's a, it's a, it's sort of a cool name.

Sean:

It's better than frogman or

Sean:

snowflake, but it's

Sean:

like, why would you make a supermodel superhero that also has to throw

Sean:

up

Sean:

like, nah,

Josh:

Yeah,

John:

that's kind of like the stigma too, right.

John:

Of a lot of supermodels.

John:

like they suffer that,

John:

uh, type

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

It's, it's not, it's not hard to see where they got

Josh:

their inspiration from, which is terrible.

Josh:

Um,

John:

Fucking big bird, big birds.

John:

That sounds like a character

John:

from orange is the new black.

Josh:

true.

Josh:

Actually, I didn't think about that.

John:

Yeah.

Sean:

oh man.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

so like, if I were to

Josh:

remake this character, but like just

Josh:

hypothetically, if you were to bring it into the, the, today, like today's

Josh:

standards, I would just make them be a plus size model who is comfortable

Josh:

in their own skin and who just owns bad guys with their super strength.

Josh:

Like, not that hard.

Josh:

pretty easy, right?

John:

That makes sense.

John:

Yeah.

John:

it makes perfect sense.

Sean:

The body transforming is pretty cool.

Sean:

Like you could look, however you.

Josh:

Yeah.

John:

Yeah.

Josh:

Listen, if she didn't have to expel like that,

Josh:

I think it would be like if she just could morph back

Josh:

into whatever she wanted to look like, and that would be fine.

Josh:

I think

Sean:

exactly.

Josh:

it still kind of feeds into The body dysmorphia thing, but it's

Josh:

Like it's way less, way less tone

Josh:

deaf.

Sean:

But

John:

I mean, growing up my frigging, I don't know if any of you guys used

John:

to watch dragon ball Z, but when Mazda and boo was around, when he was like

John:

the big jolly one, he was my favorite.

John:

And I'm just like, damn, that looks like me.

John:

When I take a shower, like Jesus, like that's, I can relate to this full,

John:

like he eats everything and he's just

John:

happy all the time.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

Nothing wrong with

Josh:

that.

John:

nothing wrong with it at all.

Josh:

Anyway, well, we'll move on from that terrible character.

Josh:

because that was a, that was definitely a big problem.

Sean:

Was that another one

John:

I'll let that one

John:

slide.

John:

I'll let

Josh:

once a week, one day.

Josh:

Thanks, John.

Josh:

Thanks as the king of puns, I appreciate, um, we're going to

Josh:

start moving into the weird ones.

Josh:

Now, as we move into number three.

Josh:

Tenzin chem Was born on the planet.

Josh:

Bismol.

Josh:

Yes.

Josh:

Like Pepto-Bismol

John:

Hmm,

Josh:

why in a minute.

Sean:

Oh,

Sean:

no.

John:

is he paying?

Josh:

uh, no, he's just

Josh:

regular.

Josh:

You look like a

John:

Okay.

Josh:

regular human looking guy.

John:

I was going to say that was a pretty good transition from Masha and

John:

boots, something

John:

pink, but

Josh:

God damn it.

Josh:

I wish,

John:

dammit.

Josh:

uh,

Sean:

Okay.

Josh:

negatives of Bismol found that microbes on their food made it inevitable.

Josh:

so naturally the people evolve the ability to eat all matter, except of

Josh:

course the microbes on their food, because that's how comic books work.

Josh:

Tenzel didn't have a great start.

Josh:

As a superhero though, shortly after being accepted into the planet's

Josh:

political system, he saved the universe by eating the indestructable device,

Josh:

known as the miracle machine, causing him to go insane while he was insane.

Josh:

He basically enslaved his entire planet and became a multimedia Sullivan.

Josh:

When he was cured, he didn't become much better of a person as he used the planet's

Josh:

tax funds to take frequent trips to

Josh:

earth and other planets where he joined the Legion of

Josh:

superheroes and , became known as

Josh:

matter eater lad.

John:

This is Jeffrey Bezos.

Josh:

I think this is what

Josh:

he plans on

Josh:

becoming.

Josh:

Yes.

John:

Shit.

John:

We gotta brace ourselves.

Josh:

I mean, at this point he's a good guy.

Josh:

he's using his powers for good.

Josh:

He's just not a good person

John:

Yeah.

Josh:

And,

Josh:

speaking of powers is here's a breakdown of matter matter uter lads powers.

Josh:

he has the power of superhuman digestion, giving him the ability

Josh:

to consume an unlimited amount of matter, solid liquid or

Josh:

gas.

Josh:

And

John:

That's what I

Josh:

he.

Josh:

That's true.

Josh:

Then you could do all the

Josh:

tech talks in one

John:

I can fucking eat everything.

John:

Oh my gosh.

John:

That'd be great.

Josh:

he wants hollowed out an entire meteor in one minute.

Sean:

Geez.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

A large meteor too.

Josh:

Not just a regular size.

Josh:

he's getting the big ones.

Josh:

Along with this power has taste buds are also able to instantly

Josh:

analyze the composition of anything he shoves in his mouth.

Josh:

He has super digestive enzymes allowing him to break down hard objects like steel,

Josh:

and he has a super speed metabolism

Josh:

allowing him to metabolize food instantly.

Sean:

That's it.

Sean:

That's the one

Sean:

I want gave me that shit, bro.

John:

I'm going back to

John:

SpongeBob, man.

John:

That's that's that's that's

John:

plankton his wife right there.

Josh:

Oh, true.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

Damn.

Sean:

Wait, I mean, I might not be super up to date

Sean:

on SpongeBob, but I thought his wife was a

Sean:

computer.

John:

Yeah.

John:

But the, the white, remember that episode where he stole the Krabby Patty,

John:

and then he dumped the Krabby Patty, and then he was able to analyze it.

John:

And it was like plankton.

Sean:

Oh,

Sean:

yeah,

John:

now.

John:

That's that mother fucker right here.

Josh:

only John would be able

Josh:

to pull that one out how much SpongeBob

John:

Let me just,

John:

I know you guys can't see this right now, but this

John:

is my pen holder.

John:

It's doodle Bob.

Sean:

Jesus.

John:

That's how much I love SpongeBob.

Josh:

that's awesome.

Josh:

I love that.

John:

I was going to ask my wife to have this shit ring on my ring.

John:

Finger is a tattoo, but she

John:

declined.

Josh:

Oh, damn, that's

Josh:

unfortunate.

Sean:

it looked like he was holding your ring when you were wearing

Sean:

it.

John:

No, I don't wear my, I don't wear my ring.

John:

Like our wedding rings.

John:

I was going to say like, Hey, you, you love SpongeBob too.

John:

Let me have the doodle Bob as my, my ring.

Sean:

Holy

Sean:

moly.

Josh:

She didn't

John:

Yeah, she

Josh:

day.

John:

happy.

John:

She didn't go for it.

John:

I think she was okay

John:

with me, like having the one true ring as

John:

my wedding band.

John:

So, I think that that was

John:

the max.

Josh:

that's that's what I think that's about as nerdy

Josh:

as you can go.

Josh:

So

John:

Yeah.

Josh:

you're there.

Josh:

Um, but

Josh:

yeah, that is matter.

Josh:

Eater lad, definitely strange.

Josh:

It is a strange power and he is a strange guy, but, it's time to get into the

Josh:

real strange, I hope you were all able to digest that last superhero, but we are on

Josh:

to number two.

John:

Josh.

John:

That was a Bismal.

Sean:

What Khamenei X you can't see about both John and I were shaking our heads.

Sean:

Very, very hard.

Josh:

Was it, was it Pepto?

John:

Josh didn't catch my, yes,

Josh:

caught it.

Josh:

Don't worry.

Josh:

. now this hero is just wild.

Josh:

, to start it off, do you guys know the things that you

Josh:

drive on?

Josh:

Do you know what they're called?

Sean:

roads.

John:

Cars Roads

Josh:

Correct.

Josh:

Roads shot cars.

Josh:

You don't drive on cars.

Sean:

Okay.

John:

Oh,

John:

yes.

Josh:

yes.

Josh:

Roads or more accurately, uh, street.

Josh:

Created by grant Morrison and Brendan McCarthy, Danny.

Josh:

The street

Josh:

first appeared in doom patrol.

Josh:

Their name is a play on the French female impersonator.

Josh:

Sean knows this.

John:

Sean knows this.

John:

Yes.

Sean:

I watched, I watched the show and then I was like,

Sean:

what the fuck is happening?

Sean:

That whole show is what the fuck has happened.

Josh:

Sean, Sean knows what's going on.

Josh:

their name is a play on a French female impersonator, Danny LaRue, LaRue,

Josh:

obviously translating to the street.

Josh:

streets are usually genderless.

Josh:

However, Danny is described as being male and trans.

Josh:

So I'm not a hundred percent sure if that means Danny transitioned to male or

Josh:

female, and I'm not sure how that works.

Josh:

Concrete with no genitalia, but, we're going to skip all that.

Josh:

I do know that Danny's sidewalks are usually lined with hyper-masculine

Josh:

stores like gun shops and sporting goods, but are decorated with

Josh:

frilly pink curtains and lace.

Josh:

So I'm pretty sure that's problematic.

Josh:

but we'll skip all that.

Sean:

kind of, kind of stereotypical,

Sean:

but

Josh:

not great probably, but, it's a street.

Josh:

I don't know how mad

Josh:

you can get about it.

Sean:

okay.

Josh:

so Danny is slow to anger, but when they do become

Josh:

mad, it is a relentless rage.

Josh:

And I didn't see this written anywhere, but I hope they called it road rage.

Josh:

Uh,

Sean:

what have you

Sean:

done?

Sean:

What have you done, John?

Josh:

Danny powers consists of molecular reconstruction once turning

Josh:

themselves into an entire planet.

Josh:

Danny

Josh:

can re reconstruct itself, an infinite amount of times

Josh:

making them indestructable.

Josh:

They are also able to teleport, which kind of makes the whole road thing.

Josh:

Obsolete, but,

John:

Okay.

Josh:

Danny however is an extremely popular character

Josh:

within the LGBTQ plus community.

Josh:

And in a 2020 interview, the creator Morrison said, quote, back in the day,

Josh:

when he was created in the late 1980s, we didn't have a term like gender queer

Josh:

or non-binary, they just didn't exist.

Josh:

There were no names.

Josh:

And I think that it's really good now that the characters like that can

Josh:

show up and be slotted into the world.

Josh:

We live in suddenly Danny's gender queer and it makes it more sense.

Josh:

It has something to say to the society That we're living in now, where people

Josh:

in the margins have been able to get into the center of it more and quote,

Josh:

and I think that's, it's a beautiful quote to leave Danny the street on.

John:

That is.

Josh:

Do they do anything in the show?

Josh:

Sean?

Sean:

Uh, has this been like a year and a half since I, I watched

Sean:

it, but I feel like he like showed up in the town they were in.

Sean:

And then he gave like, certain there's like a, a gay character on the show.

Sean:

And I think he was able to like, come out with the help of Danny this.

Josh:

oh, nice.

Sean:

it was a year and a half ago.

Sean:

I'm sure there was like, you know, cool stuff that happened.

Sean:

Like, it was a very emotional episode, but

Sean:

like, that's what I remember.

Sean:

But again, don't quote me on

Sean:

that, you know,

John:

Where's this from what show?

Sean:

uh, doom patrol.

John:

Oh, okay.

John:

Gotcha.

Sean:

Yeah.

Sean:

It's on HBO.

Josh:

yeah, yeah, yeah.

Josh:

I've, I've always wanted to watch that show, but never got around to it.

Josh:

Maybe I will,

Josh:

now that

Josh:

I know one of the characters.

Sean:

It's good.

Sean:

The whole show is super fucking weird.

Sean:

And I feel like I had to watch it like rewatch some parts, cause I

Sean:

didn't know what was happening, but that's good.

Josh:

Nice.

John:

you were going to say, you have to watch it

John:

like pineapple express, but I thought you were going to say, I thought

John:

you were going to go that route.

John:

I was

John:

like really now.

Sean:

Pineapple express, you know, I don't know if I've ever watched them more than

Sean:

once.

John:

Gasp,

Josh:

Yes.

Sean:

off topic, but I feel like I haven't watched a lot of

Sean:

movies more

Sean:

than

Sean:

once.

Sean:

There's just too

Sean:

many movies.

Josh:

yeah.

Josh:

I don't know who

Josh:

can do that.

Josh:

I there's maybe one movie I've watched multiple

Josh:

times, but

Josh:

it's interstellar.

Josh:

I love

Josh:

interstellar but

John:

oh,

John:

interstellar was great.

Josh:

Great

Sean:

Like, I'll say I'll, I'll watch scenes.

Sean:

Like I've seen scenes over and over again, but like a whole ass

Sean:

movie, very rare, except natural Libra thing.

Sean:

I've

Sean:

seen naturally very like 40 times, which might explain some

Sean:

things about me, but who knows?

John:

I just thought this tick.

John:

Talk about

John:

interstellar, about a guest, one of the scenes in a planet with the,

John:

with the music, every single tick is kind of like resembling like a

John:

year.

John:

Like, uh, I don't know if it was like a year or a few

John:

years.

John:

And I was like, man, that is

John:

genius.

John:

seven

John:

years.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

I I've watched it many times and read many, many

Josh:

IMDV facts about it

John:

I was like, wow, that's crazy detail right there.

Josh:

Yeah.

Sean:

Is that the one with Dave?

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

Where

Josh:

he's the bad guy?

Sean:

Whoa,

Sean:

spoiler.

John:

Don't spoil it for me.

Josh:

He might be thinking the Martian though.

Josh:

That's what I'm thinking.

Sean:

I don't know.

Sean:

I've never seen either one.

John:

That's

Josh:

God damn it.

John:

right before, uh, interstellar.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

Anyway,

John:

He was a shit.

John:

When he was talking to his daughter, I was like, wait, I'm not smart enough for

John:

this slow down.

Josh:

John had to rewatch it just to understand

John:

Yes.

Josh:

all right.

Josh:

Back to back to superheroes, we're on the number one guys.

Josh:

And, uh, I can not preface this one enough by saying this one is fucking weird.

Josh:

like, like a goddamn road was behind this guy.

Josh:

So, um,

Josh:

this hero has many different iterations, but the one.

Josh:

we were focused on was created by Garth Ennis and John McCain.

Josh:

McCray, whatever.

Josh:

his name is unknown, but his origin story starts as an average businessman

Josh:

who had a good job and a loving family.

Josh:

One day, while he was in an antique store, he was possessed by a

Josh:

certain type of welding equipment.

Josh:

Can you guys guess what this special welding equipment allowed him to weld?

Sean:

Uh, uh, road.

Josh:

Him and Danny are best friends.

Sean:

Yeah.

Josh:

Nope.

Josh:

Um,

Josh:

you guys could probably guess a million times, but in the script I wrote, sorry,

Josh:

none of you are correct, because I knew you would never get this.

Josh:

the possessed welding equipment allowed our hero to weld dog.

Josh:

That's right.

Josh:

I didn't misspeak.

Josh:

Uh, this man, literally welds dogs to things

Sean:

Like, are they like robot or he

Josh:

No, they're

Sean:

like robe organic.

Josh:

organic dogs

John:

like

John:

pedal bull Woodford dogs.

Josh:

yeah, like your dogs.

John:

I just gotten a dope doll.

Josh:

It is,

Josh:

yeah, it's weird.

Sean:

When does that help anybody?

Josh:

well, I don't actually get into any of the stories, but I

Josh:

was reading on it.

Josh:

There was one story where he was, I believe on the space station and he

Josh:

had to weld, two parts of the space

Josh:

station together.

Josh:

So he used his dogs and, and welded space station together.

Sean:

Wait, he used his dogs for a while.

Josh:

I don't know.

Sean:

Okay.

Josh:

so he is, he is a DC character

Josh:

and has been on, iterations of the suicide squad and his powers are as stated.

Josh:

he has dog welding abilities, which.

Josh:

Pretty self-explanatory, but I chose this version of dog

Josh:

welder because he also has a psychic connection and can speak

Josh:

through the dogs as if they are

Josh:

puppets.

John:

I mean again, that's not too bad of a power.

John:

I'd fuck with

John:

that valor.

Sean:

Yeah.

Sean:

Talking to animals

Sean:

is cool.

Josh:

not talking to them.

Josh:

He's talking through them like a, like a medium

Josh:

cause he's mute.

John:

So the dogs are like, oh

Josh:

dogs are talking.

Sean:

wait, do the dogs like actually,

Sean:

like they like

Sean:

TalkTalk are there.

Sean:

Talking dog.

Josh:

Um,

John:

from family guy

John:

talk.

Sean:

Yeah.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

I think, he's

Josh:

Brian from family guy making them talk otherwise, what would the

Josh:

point be in my,

Josh:

I didn't read the comic all the way.

Josh:

I

Josh:

don't know.

Josh:

but yeah.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

The only question I have to

Josh:

ask is who hurt you?

Josh:

Garth.

Josh:

Ennis.

Josh:

And

Josh:

why are you so doggone terrible.

Sean:

Oh brother.

John:

up on a canine

John:

out of 10.

Josh:

Hey, there we go.

John:

Yes.

Josh:

Sean hates every bit of this.

Josh:

We will convert you one day.

Sean:

I'm fucking out of here.

Josh:

So that is

Josh:

my list of seven strange

Josh:

superheroes.

Josh:

we are not done yet,

Josh:

but if you want to tweet at us and let us know your favorite

Josh:

or least favorite, please do.

Josh:

but after the short ad break, we will present our

Josh:

own strange superheroes and we will see who can come up with the weirdest one.

Josh:

So stay

Josh:

tuned and enjoy some ads.

Josh:

All right.

Josh:

We are back.

Josh:

I hope you didn't miss us.

Josh:

And I hope you bought some

Josh:

products from our lovely sponsors or not.

Josh:

I don't know.

Josh:

I don't

Josh:

know.

Sean:

Do we have those?

Josh:

well I hope we have

John:

That's all.

John:

That's all.

John:

That's all.

John:

Josh right

John:

there.

John:

Me and Shawna were like, you get paid,

Josh:

all right.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

So we are going to move on to our own

Josh:

weird superheroes.

Josh:

John.

Josh:

I gave you and Shawn homework

Josh:

of coming up with your own weird superpowers and, and superhero.

Josh:

what

Josh:

did you come up with?

John:

All right.

John:

I guess I got the floor on this one.

John:

It's not really a weird superpower, but hearing all these weird.

John:

So that now I would like to have the ability to control all of them.

John:

And with that, I am wanting to borrow the power from Kilgrave from Jessica

John:

Jones, or they call them purple man.

John:

And his abilities is pretty much have the power to convince,

John:

manipulate, and control others.

John:

And I would like to control all these quote unquote superheroes.

John:

I don't know if I'd use it for good, but imagine the wreckage that I can do,

John:

if I can have frogman just the middle of Manhattan or New York or some shit.

John:

Right.

John:

And he's just hopping the fucking around all over the place, landing on

John:

God who knows

John:

rooftop,

John:

just the ship.

Josh:

You would, be a chaotic

John:

This is the shit the hill

John:

cause.

John:

And, and I kinda thought of it.

John:

Because like I am a manipulative

John:

type of person.

John:

I would name my superhero Gaslight.

Josh:

Oh,

Sean:

Sorry.

Josh:

Nice you fit right in with safe space and

Josh:

snowflake.

John:

Yes.

Sean:

goddammit.

John:

And I'm going to rename fucking snowflake to Libby.

John:

I'm like snowflake, your name is Libby now.

John:

And she will

John:

have, they'll have to.

John:

agree.

Josh:

Yes, they will have to.

Josh:

That's a pretty dope power.

Josh:

Yeah, I, I.

Josh:

Could easily see you going the other way with not being a

Josh:

hero, being a villain instead,

Josh:

but, I feel you just get bored every once in a

Josh:

while and you switch back and forth.

John:

Yeah, well, you know, I can also like convince a what's that

John:

guy's name with the super, I just have

John:

abilities.

Josh:

eater

Josh:

lad.

John:

Yeah, that guy.

John:

So I'll pretty much like, you know, go to all like the five-star restaurants

John:

and just to be like, Hey, this meal is

John:

for free and then we're just gonna run them dry and we'll just eat everything

John:

together.

John:

He'll be like my buffet buddy.

Josh:

You'll run business, run, run restaurants out of

Josh:

business.

John:

That's how well actually I'll use his business prowess, you know?

John:

And then just like maybe, you know,

John:

I can that's.

John:

That will be

John:

my

John:

grift.

John:

Just eat.

Josh:

Hey, I'm the

Josh:

grift guy here.

Josh:

Oh, I guess I took your pun thing so you can take my grip

John:

That's true.

John:

So I can steal yours

Josh:

It's a

Josh:

good

Sean:

always switching gimmicks,

Josh:

We're

John:

I'm slowly becoming Josh.

Josh:

and I'm becoming John.

John:

You see what I did?

John:

Like I'm just like, you know what?

John:

I will be a cult leader to all these

John:

superheroes that are useless.

Josh:

That's true.

Josh:

Goddamn.

Josh:

We get so many more followers.

Sean:

download our podcast.

Josh:

listen

Josh:

to read it on Wiki

John:

All day.

Josh:

share.

Josh:

Great review.

Josh:

All right.

Josh:

Uh, Sean, what did you come up with?

Josh:

And do you think you'd be able to take John in

Josh:

a fight?

Sean:

I wish I came up with a weirder superpower, but mine's pretty basic.

Sean:

I pretty much would do like control time.

Sean:

But just to make it not too Opie, I would do like

Sean:

only controlled

Sean:

time with, within up to a day.

Sean:

Like you've got, you can go back 24 hours or for 24

Sean:

hours

Josh:

Groundhog day you're

Sean:

just to put a limit.

Sean:

You know what I'm saying?

Sean:

Oh,

Sean:

and that's actually my superhero's name.

Sean:

It's Tom Hanks.

Sean:

it's not very unique.

Sean:

we're just gonna roll with

Sean:

it.

John:

That's a good one.

John:

I like

John:

that.

Josh:

That's you know what?

Josh:

That's not a bad power because.

Josh:

In the time it.

Josh:

takes to like regret something, you could go back and change it.

Josh:

That's

Sean:

It's like, you know, have you ever, have you ever cooked something?

Sean:

And it's like, ah, shit, like this is too salty, but like, it's too much work to

Sean:

eat something else or cook something else.

Sean:

You know what I'm saying?

Sean:

You could just

Sean:

rewind.

Sean:

Or if you're in a job interview, you know what I'm saying?

Sean:

I'm thinking practical here, you know, you really fuck up

Sean:

an interview where you want.

Sean:

Back at it again.

Sean:

Or, you know, if you're really bad at sex, you know, you just rewind it.

Sean:

You know what I'm saying?

Sean:

Where we're right back in it.

Sean:

You know what I'm

Sean:

saying?

Josh:

uh, Shawn's

Josh:

thinking

John:

a, That's a, blockbuster idea.

John:

Yeah.

John:

I like that.

Josh:

blockbuster.

Sean:

Tom Hanks,

Sean:

Tom Hanks to back at it again,

John:

You should have

John:

just named

John:

them time.

John:

Hanks,

Josh:

oh

Sean:

see, this is why that's

Sean:

there you go.

Josh:

God damn.

Josh:

That's

John:

Tom Hanks is a good one.

John:

I like that.

Sean:

I'm in it.

Sean:

I'm into it.

Josh:

yeah.

Josh:

I went weird with mine.

Josh:

well, it's not like it's not as weird as the road guy or anything like that, but,

Josh:

um, my power was the ability to shoot bread out of my hand.

Josh:

shoot bread, white whole wheat rye doesn't matter.

John:

Right.

Josh:

yeah.

Josh:

And I'd be called the loafer

Sean:

Geez.

Sean:

Uh,

Josh:

and, my catch or whatever.

Josh:

What would you call it.

Josh:

My,

Josh:

my tagline,

Josh:

whatever it's called.

Josh:

I'd shoot it out.

Josh:

And I'd say you're toast.

Josh:

No,

John:

Fuck sake for fuck sake,

Sean:

All right.

Sean:

Well, that's it for this episode.

Sean:

Wicked maniacs.

Sean:

We'll see you guys.

John:

Josh.

John:

You're better than that.

Sean:

Oh no.

Josh:

this might be

Josh:

this might be our most pun filled episode ever.

Josh:

Like

Josh:

this might

John:

Oh, my God, a

John:

Simons is in a jam right now.

John:

he's just like, fuck this shit.

Sean:

goddammit jam,

Sean:

like, uh,

John:

Uh, he's just like, I'm sending both of you to PB in jail.

Sean:

Oh,

Josh:

geez.

John:

Oh,

John:

the dome baby.

John:

Let's do this

John:

shit.

Josh:

Clarify that.

Josh:

I did not tell John, but the bread thing before he came over with

Sean:

He's just the

Sean:

master.

Josh:

a minute.

Sean:

He's just the

John:

Oh, yes,

John:

I am really?

Josh:

Damn.

Josh:

I think you might've passed me in

Josh:

puns in that last

Josh:

five minutes of the episode.

John:

yes.

John:

I live

John:

for this moment.

John:

Thank you.

Josh:

that is it for our superhero episode.

Josh:

Let us know your, your favorite, out of the three of us, let us know who would

Josh:

win in a fight and, who should be, who should be a written out of existence.

Josh:

whether it's time Hanks, loafer, or what was, what was yours

John:

Yes, LA Castlight.

Josh:

Um, please let us know, if you like the episode, once

Josh:

again, please review, share.

Josh:

Download send it to your friends.

Josh:

put it on a record.

Josh:

Whatever you got to do,

Sean:

Wow vinyl.

Josh:

vinyl, press us into vinyl,

Josh:

please.

Josh:

and

Josh:

John.

Josh:

Please tell us about your new Tik

Josh:

TOK

Josh:

account and

Josh:

any other shadows you have.

John:

Yeah, just, just want to say,

John:

you know, again, thank you for everyone.

John:

Who's been leaving us

John:

reviews

John:

on pod chaser and good pods.

John:

I'm sure Sean has some to say on his episode, so I'll save that, but

John:

just want to say shout out to him.

John:

And as far as plugs, usually I

John:

don't have anything, but I would like to plug, me and my

John:

wife started a Tik TOK page.

John:

It's called travel fats as T R a V L F a T S.

John:

My God.

John:

It cannot spell, it's, we're, we're pretty much chronicling all our food,

John:

adventures, all over Dallas Fort worth area or wherever the hell we might.

John:

And also, I just want to a quick shout out to, we have a friend that sells

John:

high quality, Pakistani jewelry and clothes, and they're really nice.

John:

check them out on Instagram.

John:

It's under beauty underscore by underscore Michelle that's M I S H a L, and they also

John:

have a website beauty by michelle.com.

John:

Check it out.

John:

They have a really nice, inventory of, Pakistan.

John:

types of, jewelry and, and articles of

John:

clothing.

John:

Really beautiful.

Josh:

Nice.

Josh:

Hey, he's finally got stuff to shout out.

Josh:

Love to

Josh:

see.

Sean:

Nice

Josh:

And, uh, yeah, Tik TOK is, is bumping.

Josh:

I love, the food you guys eat.

Josh:

It looks

Josh:

makes me hungry when I'm watching it at, like in the afternoon.

Josh:

Right, right.

Josh:

Between lunch and dinner when

Josh:

you're just stuck at work, it's

Josh:

the worst time to go on Tik TOK, but I always do it.

John:

This is why I want that

John:

metabolism super power.

John:

My guy, because

John:

of all the shit that I do.

Josh:

wait,

Josh:

you, you want a faster metabolism?

John:

Yeah.

John:

So I can

Josh:

Oh, I understand.

Josh:

I understand.

Josh:

Sorry.

Josh:

I was like, but I'm, but I'm hungry

Josh:

watching it.

Josh:

I don't want that.

Josh:

Sean, let us know what you

Josh:

got to shout out this week.

Sean:

Uh, yeah, just, shouting out my other podcast shots and thoughts.

Sean:

you guys know the deal already.

Sean:

We learn something new every week we take shots, we play games.

Sean:

We make the drunkest person reteach what we just learned.

Sean:

And, yeah, you could follow us at S and T P O D on all social media.

Sean:

We got Instagram, Tik, TOK, Twitter, all of that.

Sean:

Find us shots on thoughts, wherever you get your podcasts.

Sean:

And if we're shouting out friends with clothing brands, shout out to,

Sean:

my co-host on shots and thoughts, Chris, and the creator of our podcast.

Sean:

for his clothing brand, it's called day off.

Sean:

You can find it@day-off.shop or on Instagram at day underscore off dot

Sean:

X, E if you like anime and you like streetwear stuff like Supreme and Bape and

Sean:

off-white and all that stuff, he has, some stuff that you might like.

Sean:

So check that stuff out if you're into

Sean:

that.

Sean:

Yeah.

John:

Oh, just quick plug again.

John:

Just want to plug our collab episode at shots and thoughts.

John:

We talked about nipples, so, you know,

John:

just

John:

listen to that episode

John:

too.

Josh:

Yeah,

Sean:

So now we have no, no, merit to talk about, but we did it anyways.

John:

we, talked about Napa.

Josh:

we each have one.

Josh:

or two.

Josh:

We don't have

John:

At least right.

Sean:

I just try to tell us something, Josh.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

awesome guys.

Josh:

I don't have a clothing brand in the shadow at sadly.

Josh:

you can buy our merge though, if you want to, in our link tree slash

Josh:

Reddit on Wiki, you can go there and check out our merge.

Josh:

if you want to follow us, it's on Twitter and Instagram at Reddit on Wiki.

Josh:

Again, no spaces.

Josh:

Follow us.

Josh:

John's always shit posting on there.

Josh:

So definitely check.

John:

I'll be getting lights though.

John:

So shit,

Sean:

It's

Josh:

sure it, yeah, John is, the most active person I've seen on Twitter.

Josh:

I don't know how he gets worked.

Josh:

He doesn't.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

but thank you everyone for listening to this week's

Josh:

episode, I hope you enjoyed it.

Josh:

And I believe next episode is Shaun's.

Josh:

So please enjoy that one.

Josh:

And I hope we are not reading anything.

Josh:

This episode

Sean:

I think it's more safe.

Sean:

next episode,

Josh:

more safe.

Josh:

He says this every episode.

Josh:

All

Josh:

right, guys, we'll talk to you

Josh:

later.

Sean:

Bye.