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February 21, 2022
#33: The Greatest to Never Be World Champion

Sup Wikimaniacs?! It's yuh boy, Sean, back at it again. This time we're talking about three of the greatest professional wrestlers...that have never won the World Championship! Listen in to hear my race against the clock, as I try to host an episode in under an hour!PS - My mic is super weird in the beginning but it levels out pretty quickly. My bad, y'all!Consider being …

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Sup Wikimaniacs?! It's yuh boy, Sean, back at it again. This time we're talking about three of the greatest professional wrestlers...that have never won the World Championship! Listen in to hear my race against the clock, as I try to host an episode in under an hour!

PS - My mic is super weird in the beginning but it levels out pretty quickly. My bad, y'all!

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Transcript
Sean:

What the fuck is up with the maniacs coming back at you with

Sean:

another Sean episode, high energy.

Sean:

No anxiety.

Sean:

Here we go.

Sean:

I have been told we do have less than an hour to get this

Sean:

done, and that will be the first

Sean:

time I think I've ever got It done.

Sean:

My mic is

Sean:

hot.

Sean:

It is clipping.

Josh:

is

Sean:

Maybe I should

Sean:

talk further back.

Sean:

Alright.

Josh:

used to the, to the live

Josh:

show

Sean:

Yeah,

Josh:

where you're just screaming at each.

Sean:

screaming drunk at each.

Sean:

other.

Sean:

Okay.

Sean:

Well, I've been told I have under an hour.

Sean:

I think this may be the first.

Sean:

Uh, I've ever gone under an hour, so let's see how this fucking girl,

Sean:

so we're going to jump straight, fucking into it right off the bat.

Sean:

Not even introduced the guest hosts.

Sean:

They, they, they fucking, they know who you just kidding.

Sean:

Uh, the anxiety is back.

Sean:

We're back at it again.

Sean:

Uh, anxiety, the

Sean:

pressure to get down and under an hour, it's all weighing on

Sean:

me like a ton of bricks.

Sean:

It's

Sean:

your boy, Sean.

Sean:

I haven't even said that

Sean:

yet.

Sean:

Who is?

Josh:

Yeah, I know

Josh:

why no one knows who you are and no one knows what this

Josh:

is

Josh:

this, is

Sean:

babe?

Sean:

I think already stop

Sean:

listening.

Sean:

This has been the most chaotic I've

Sean:

been, this is a lot of

Sean:

pressure.

Sean:

It's your

Josh:

Our numbers are dropping right now.

Josh:

I don't know how that's

Josh:

possible, where this

Josh:

is

Sean:

We've never had live chartable numbers and they are plummeting.

Sean:

This is crazy.

Sean:

Uh, we've been unlisted from wherever you get your podcast.

Sean:

This is wild.

Sean:

It's your boy, Sean for the third time.

Sean:

Uh, welcome second.

Sean:

Uh, It's your boy.

Sean:

Uh, we are here to discuss it.

Sean:

An

Sean:

episode

Sean:

that I made up in

Sean:

45 minutes.

Sean:

Uh, maybe

Josh:

Well, I did my episode

Sean:

Yes.

Sean:

Yes.

Sean:

Uh,

Sean:

but yeah.

Sean:

Oh, calm.

Sean:

We're calm.

Sean:

We're getting it.

Sean:

We're going to get it done, guys.

Sean:

Welcome to this journey.

Sean:

Welcome to read it on Wiki, where we do everything.

Sean:

Uh, fuck me.

Sean:

I already ruined that.

Sean:

Welcome to read it on Wiki, where every week we learn something,

Sean:

uh, new using Reddit and Wikipedia

Sean:

as our main sources of research.

Sean:

Fifth time.

Sean:

It's your boy, Sean.

Sean:

I got my guests with my

Sean:

guests.

Sean:

They're cohos.

Sean:

They're not

Sean:

fucking guests.

Sean:

They're

Sean:

here every God

Josh:

can go make a

Josh:

guest, call me

Josh:

whenever

John:

is a mess.

Sean:

uh, I

Sean:

did take Molly immediately before recording

Sean:

Jessica.

Josh:

Yup.

John:

You need to go to promo school, Shaun.

Josh:

It it's mandatory.

Josh:

Now

Josh:

that we have

Josh:

the new intro, we all have to take Molly before

Josh:

each recording.

Sean:

insane.

Sean:

And I think it may kill us, but you know, the, wicked

Sean:

maniacs, when you, when we have so many wicked

Sean:

maniacs on a

Sean:

$25 tier, what else are we going to do with that money?

Sean:

But

Sean:

by MDM,

Sean:

a

Josh:

that's true.

Josh:

And the, the issue with it, I think is that we bulk accord and

Josh:

we take, we take em every time we do, we hit the record button.

Josh:

So

Sean:

truly wild intro and outro

Sean:

it's,

John:

Yes.

Sean:

it's

Sean:

bad that we're

Sean:

doing this.

Josh:

It's a weeknight Jesus

Sean:

just kidding.

Sean:

We're

Sean:

Khamenei X.

Sean:

We're not doing

Sean:

MTMA, we're staying

Josh:

or are

Josh:

we

Sean:

This pay the $25 Patrion fee.

Sean:

And you'll, you'll find out it's your boy, Sean with me or my co-host Josh and John.

Sean:

And, uh, we're gonna, before we hop into it, actually, we talked about

Sean:

this a couple of weeks on our, uh, Reddit on wikis, slack channel.

Sean:

Um, If you haven't been to our Patrion again, that's patrion.com/cultivate

Sean:

with the letter eight podcast network.

Sean:

Uh, you can see whenever you're joining, uh, there are different tiers

Josh:

oh,

Sean:

Patrion.

Sean:

So we're gonna, we, Uh, we have a job or tear.

Sean:

We have a cruiserweight and, uh, what the fuck we have a tag team I

John:

team

Sean:

have a Intercontinental and then we have a world champ.

Sean:

And, uh, John was asking me who the, uh, new

Sean:

Japan guy was on there.

Sean:

And then I was like,

Sean:

cause John was like, that's the only wrestler.

Sean:

I

Sean:

don't know.

Josh:

And I said, I don't know.

Josh:

any of

Sean:

then Josh was like, Yeah.

Sean:

I don't know any of these

Sean:

guys.

Sean:

And then we were like, this would be really funny to, uh,

Sean:

hear Josh give

Sean:

names or guests, the names of these

Sean:

wrestlers.

Josh:

I was doing that shit.

Josh:

Uh,

Sean:

Here we go.

Sean:

We're on

Sean:

patrion.com/cultivate podcast network.

Sean:

And, uh, we have our $1 jobber tier.

Sean:

Go ahead and guess a name?

Sean:

Uh, John let's make this fully interactive, both sides, John.

Sean:

Uh, I need you to describe what this wrestler

Sean:

looks like, and then I need Josh to give This wrestler

Sean:

a name.

John:

All right.

John:

This guy is, he is super skinny.

John:

He's super, like really thin.

John:

Um, he wears a mask that has flames on it.

John:

Um, and.

John:

If you could try to guess his name, if you ever listen to T pain back

John:

in a day, it's part of a song.

John:

And, uh, it's a, he has there's three.

John:

He has three parts to his name pretty much.

John:

And the last part is, uh, a son in.

Sean:

Well, let's not, let's not get to where we're

Sean:

given.

Sean:

Let's let's speed round it, because again, I have been told I'm less than an hour.

Sean:

John, has given you a very,

Sean:

maybe too many

Sean:

hints

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

The son gave me a, you know, I wasn't gonna go.

Josh:

I'm going to call them Icarus.

Sean:

and Chris close, you didn't hear the last thing John said

Sean:

where he said he had three parts

Sean:

of a name.

Sean:

Uh,

Josh:

Damn.

Josh:

Okay.

Josh:

Uh,

Sean:

but I will.

Sean:

No, it's fine.

Sean:

Icarus is penciled in final answer.

Sean:

We're going to go right into it.

Sean:

Uh, so John describes Josh guesses.

Sean:

I give the answers.

Sean:

I finally give facts for once.

Sean:

Uh, the name of this wrestler is Del

Sean:

Sol

Josh:

oh,

John:

Yup.

John:

T-Pain baby.

Josh:

so it was like, let, I mean on

Josh:

fire.

John:

Yes.

Sean:

he's he's the, the sun's

Sean:

fire,

Josh:

Oh,

Sean:

the fire,

Sean:

of the sun is his name.

Sean:

All

Sean:

right.

John:

but he gets beat up every

Sean:

Yeah.

Sean:

That's that's what a job or

Sean:

means.

Sean:

See you take the job.

Josh:

Oh, I get it.

Josh:

Okay.

Josh:

That's cool.

Sean:

All

John:

You're going to have to describe this next

John:

person, cause I don't

Sean:

No, you do the TAC team champion

Sean:

one, you know, Intercontinental is not until the, the $15

Sean:

to my

Josh:

It's going to say there's a whole bunch

Josh:

of

Josh:

more

John:

Oh, I don't have it up on me, like, so I can't really

John:

see the tears in the picture.

John:

So let

Josh:

describe to them,

Josh:

John.

Sean:

Get to it, John.

John:

there's two, uh, okay.

John:

The

John:

two, uh, two words for their name.

John:

One

John:

or two words

John:

for her

Sean:

Just describe how they look.

John:

So one of them, one of them is

John:

very famous in

John:

Texas.

John:

Like they like to ride horses.

Sean:

Um,

John:

And, uh, it's

John:

an

Josh:

think I was still not describing what he

Josh:

looks.

Sean:

Yeah, this is, this is, this is for the

John:

I playing charades.

Sean:

no,

Sean:

this is, you're not trying to help Josh.

Sean:

You're just describing for the WCA maniac

Sean:

so they can,

John:

Oh,

Sean:

my

Sean:

bad.

Sean:

I

Sean:

didn't

Sean:

describe that.

Sean:

Well enough,

Sean:

John,

Josh:

No, I understood.

Josh:

I understood.

John:

Oh my bad.

John:

I'm sorry.

John:

Okay.

John:

So what they look like is they're very flamboyant

John:

with their outfits.

John:

You know, they were like some of the latest kicks nowadays, and one

John:

of them likes to wear cowboy stuff.

John:

The guy that.

Sean:

All right.

Sean:

So give it a name.

Sean:

You can give a name.

Sean:

So I will give a hint to John's description.

Sean:

The two guys on the outside are a team.

Sean:

The one guy in the middle is usually not in a team, but this

Sean:

is when they won the trios belt.

Sean:

So like,

Sean:

uh, a team of three won the belt.

Sean:

So you can give their names as a tag team and

Sean:

as a

Sean:

single or as a join

Sean:

an all three name,

Sean:

what would

Sean:

the,

Sean:

whatever their trio name was

Josh:

oh, whatever their trio name

Josh:

was

Sean:

either,

Sean:

one.

Josh:

Uh, cause I was going to go call the one guy cowboy bill.

Sean:

Pretty good.

Sean:

Pretty good.

Sean:

I like it.

Sean:

Cowboy bill.

Josh:

Um, I had no other description.

Josh:

I don't know what the other guys really their bid is.

Josh:

You said they were

Josh:

a fashionable,

Josh:

um, uh, Gucci, uh,

Sean:

That is trademarked.

Josh:

Gucci, Jeff and a.

Josh:

Um, the,

Josh:

uh, I don't know.

Josh:

I don't, I don't even know who's who, so let's go

Sean:

boys,

Josh:

the Gucci boys.

Josh:

Yeah, that

Josh:

sounds

Sean:

bill and the Gucci boys.

Josh:

I think your two boys,

John:

Sean, you're going to need to make a

John:

graphic

Sean:

this is, this is the, you know, have you all seen on Tik TOK or the boyfriends

Sean:

get their girlfriends to get the NFL team.

Sean:

We need to do this, exact thing, but with the wrestlers and

Sean:

Josh.

John:

Let's do it.

John:

You've got to make a tic-tac outta this, Sean.

Josh:

uh,

Sean:

is Josh is the retinol

Sean:

Wiki Tik TOK.

Sean:

Right?

Sean:

Do we have

Sean:

one?

Josh:

we do.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

And I've been

Sean:

That's Josh?

Sean:

You got it.

Sean:

I believe in you.

Sean:

All right.

Sean:

So, so, uh, this is actually, no, no, no.

Sean:

I got to give the real name.

Sean:

That's actually the young bucks are the tack team and

Sean:

the singles guy is, uh, CA uh, Adam Page.

Sean:

Uh,

Josh:

Well dumb

Sean:

didn't have a knee.

Sean:

Yeah.

Sean:

Hangman Adam Page and

Sean:

their trios name are the hung

Sean:

bucks.

Josh:

I wasn't far off with the Cowboy

Sean:

yeah, you weren't,

John:

Yeah, you got it.

Sean:

his famous saying is cowboy shit.

Sean:

So if you ever hear a cowboy shit,

Sean:

it's people referencing hangman Adam

Josh:

heard that.

Josh:

Um, but not the Gucci point.

Josh:

I didn't get The Gucci

John:

The Gucci

Sean:

Gucci boys.

Sean:

They do wear Gucci shoes.

Sean:

I'm sure

Sean:

they've worn off white and Dior

Sean:

Jordans.

John:

yes.

Sean:

But moving on

Sean:

the cultivate cruiserweight champion, the $10

John:

This guy is the greatest Luchador of all time.

John:

Okay.

John:

Some people might call him mysterious, but you know, he is a Ray of sunshine and

John:

he's the most awesome freaking Luchador

Sean:

just tried to help this man out so much.

Josh:

What is a Luchador?

John:

Luchador is a mask

John:

wrestler hailing from

John:

Mexico.

Josh:

Ah, like Mo uh, macho Libra

Sean:

Nacho

Sean:

Libris

John:

kind of Luchador

Sean:

yeah, yeah.

John:

guess.

Josh:

Um, what is

Josh:

his mask?

Josh:

That's what I'm

Sean:

Yeah.

Sean:

Describe the

John:

unique.

John:

Well, his mask, I want to say the sides are

John:

Eagles, right?

John:

If I'm not

Sean:

Yeah, they look like he has a cross on the forehead.

John:

Yeah.

John:

He has a cross in the

John:

forehead and the back

John:

it's like a dumb-ass me.

John:

I don't know if it's Aztec or Mayan, but it's one of those.

Josh:

Oh,

Sean:

right.

Sean:

Quick name.

Sean:

We gotta be like the tick talks.

Sean:

It's

Sean:

quick.

Josh:

uh, E let's go with

Josh:

a

Josh:

double Eagle boy.

John:

you say

Josh:

Double Eagle boy.

John:

double Eagle mine.

John:

Nice.

Sean:

if

Sean:

you

John:

I actually gave you

Sean:

if you listen to what John said, he?

Sean:

said his

Sean:

name.

Sean:

He

Sean:

borderline

Sean:

said his name.

Sean:

His name.

Sean:

is Ray

Sean:

Mysterio.

Josh:

Oh, okay.

Josh:

That's a pretty good name.

Josh:

I actually don't mind.

Sean:

Yeah, I was pretty

Josh:

Yeah, that so far it's been, it's been

Josh:

mid.

Sean:

It, yeah, you've been not, not,

Sean:

too great on this.

Sean:

Now we're getting to the

Sean:

wrestler.

Sean:

John has no idea

Sean:

about,

John:

I have no idea.

John:

That's all I use

Sean:

you could

Josh:

or you can describe what he looks like.

Sean:

that's

Sean:

it

John:

well, he has a ponytail.

Sean:

I've asked you to do is describe you've you've

Sean:

taken liberties with this job.

John:

sorry.

John:

I thought it was steroids.

John:

Okay.

John:

My

John:

bad.

John:

Um, he's wearing some really flashy clothes and he has like

John:

this super wild Pegasus looking.

John:

That's all I

John:

got.

Sean:

give you hands.

Sean:

Cause John gave you hints.

Sean:

His nickname is the ACE.

Sean:

I told you guys this in the chat, but he's essentially

Sean:

the Japanese John

Sean:

Siena

Sean:

terms of importance to, the company.

Sean:

He

Sean:

wrestles to

Sean:

wrestles for

Josh:

I'm going to

Josh:

I'm going to call them the.

Sean:

the gambler.

Sean:

Nice.

Sean:

Uh, I already

Sean:

gave you a nickname.

Sean:

So you think his name is

Sean:

the

Sean:

gambler, the ACE,

Sean:

uh,

Josh:

Oh, I see.

Josh:

Ah,

Josh:

my bad.

Josh:

I

Sean:

his name

Josh:

were saying he was an

Josh:

ACE,

Josh:

my

John:

is ACE, gambler.

Sean:

gambler.

Sean:

That's a cool name

Sean:

That's a

Josh:

uh,

Sean:

name is, uh, Hiroshi.

Sean:

Tanahashi.

Sean:

I

Sean:

don't think

Sean:

you would have guessed that

Josh:

I would've never

Sean:

in a million years.

Josh:

being a racist piece of shit.

Sean:

All right.

Sean:

And then we're going back to somebody,

Sean:

John knows.

Sean:

Uh, go ahead, John.

Sean:

Again,

Sean:

describe the

John:

guy has the coolest look in the

John:

world.

John:

He's like his hair reign

John:

Supreme.

John:

And you know, he's, he's amazing.

John:

He's probably like one of the

John:

top two wrestlers in the world.

John:

Currently.

Josh:

Uh,

John:

like the Roman empire.

John:

He didn't bring a, you know,

John:

he,

Sean:

top, top, top two is, uh, John's

Sean:

opinion.

Sean:

I liked, I liked, this guy.

Sean:

I don't

Sean:

think he

Sean:

stopped.

John:

Needle mover,

Josh:

all black.

Josh:

He has all black hair.

Josh:

His tattoos are very dark.

Josh:

Uh,

Sean:

John also said both of his

Sean:

names in his little spiel.

Josh:

I don't listen to John's

Sean:

Fair fair.

John:

Assholes.

Josh:

man.

Josh:

Um, I'm going to call him,

Josh:

I don't know

Sean:

We got to go quick with it.

Josh:

the scorpion

Sean:

He,

John:

his

John:

cousin is a

Sean:

his

Sean:

cousin

Josh:

The scorpion

Sean:

scorpion king

Josh:

Really?

John:

is the Rock's cousin.

Sean:

little cousin.

Josh:

Oh shit.

Sean:

That is, uh, the tribal chief, the best superstar.

Sean:

I won't say the best wrestler, but he's he's

Sean:

good.

Sean:

Roman

Sean:

reigns.

Josh:

Roman reigns.

Josh:

Okay.

Josh:

I

Sean:

it.

Sean:

He's kind of nice.

Sean:

He's this?

Sean:

Generation's John Siena.

Sean:

He'll probably, he'll probably leave for movies in about like five years.

Josh:

And build them build an empire, like the rock.

Sean:

He was in fast and furious

Sean:

with the rocket thing.

Sean:

The, the, the spinoff one, the Hobbs and

John:

Hobbs and

Sean:

I didn't

Josh:

oh,

Josh:

I did watch that one.

Josh:

That was the last one I

Sean:

he's in there.

John:

Um, people do say he kind of resembles Mamoa a little bit.

Sean:

He does look like Dollar store.

Sean:

Mamoa

Josh:

Dollar store.

Josh:

Mamoa

Sean:

he's a handsome guy.

Sean:

He's a handsome Moses.

Sean:

Momo is a God.

Josh:

True.

Josh:

True.

Sean:

All right.

Sean:

Well, now that we have that out of the way,

Sean:

uh, let's get right into the topic of the day and It's kind of appro,

Sean:

pro don't know if I'm using that

Sean:

correctly, but the topic is

John:

apropos, but

Sean:

that's

Josh:

No, no.

Sean:

no, no, no.

Sean:

It's appro pro.

Sean:

that's.

Sean:

That's the new

Sean:

thing now.

Sean:

Apple

Josh:

It's a duck.

Josh:

It's double pro.

Josh:

Okay.

Sean:

means it's doubly as good.

Sean:

All right.

Sean:

The topic of the day is the greatest wrestlers that never won

Sean:

the world title.

Sean:

So I'm going, um, this is again, in

Sean:

my opinion, uh, as you

Sean:

can

Sean:

tell, I already have different opinions

Sean:

from,

Josh:

No, this is straight

Sean:

This is fact okay.

Sean:

the Ted the best three wrestlers that

Sean:

never won the world

Sean:

championship.

Josh:

This are the wrestling Bible, baby.

Sean:

Uh, yeah, my opinion is the only wrestling opinion

Sean:

that matters in the world.

Sean:

It's

Sean:

crazy.

Sean:

I can't

Josh:

The book

Josh:

of Shawn, read it or get out.

John:

This is how you're booking the episode now.

John:

Okay.

Sean:

Yup.

Sean:

Yup.

Sean:

Yup.

Sean:

Yup, yup.

Sean:

All right.

Sean:

So we're going to top three.

Sean:

I'm going, I have some ground rules I set for myself.

Sean:

They can't be an active wrestler cause that means they still have

Sean:

a chance at winning a world title.

Sean:

And that was the only rule that I set that, oh, the other rule

Sean:

is that I'm only counting world

Sean:

titles that were on a televised

Sean:

wrestling company, so they could have

Sean:

won a world title on the Indies,

Sean:

but not on,

Sean:

you know,

Sean:

your

Josh:

we don't give a shit

Sean:

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

Sean:

exactly.

Josh:

We're mainstream.

Josh:

We're no hipsters.

Sean:

well, well, okay,

Josh:

Sean back me up when I back

Josh:

you up.

Sean:

I'm sorry, but I do like the Indies, but uh, they're not,

Sean:

uh, you know, anybody Can be, not anybody that sounds rude to the

Sean:

independent wrestlers, but

Sean:

you know,

Sean:

it's, it's much harder to be a world champ on a

Sean:

televised

Sean:

show than

Josh:

I ask a

Josh:

question

Sean:

can ask anything

Josh:

know, I know,

Josh:

we have a hard

Josh:

cap in an hour, but

Sean:

uh,

Sean:

less than at much less than an hour now.

Josh:

uh, it's all scripted, right?

Josh:

So, how is it?

Josh:

Quote, unquote, hard to win the title?

Josh:

If you don't, if you don't mind.

Josh:

My

Josh:

ignorance.

Sean:

John, John ad, like he's ready to take it a few

John:

no, go ahead.

John:

Go ahead.

John:

It's your episode?

John:

My

Sean:

So here, here's what it is.

Sean:

When you are the world champion of a televised product, you have

Sean:

all the media responsibilities of being the world champion.

Sean:

You got to do all the press for being the world champion.

Sean:

If the ratings on TV go down because your champion kiss That goodbye.

Sean:

Uh, so you have to earn the company's trust and respect that you're one can

Sean:

sell merchandise and get over with the fans, like become popular to that year.

Sean:

Stable.

Sean:

And sound enough of mine to do media and represent the company.

Sean:

And, uh, three wrestling in general is just fucking hard.

Sean:

Everything is scripted, but it's a lot of,

Sean:

uh, a lot of things need to go, right.

Sean:

In order to

Sean:

become the top person of a

Sean:

company.

Sean:

You

Sean:

know what I mean?

Josh:

Okay.

Josh:

That makes sense.

Josh:

How long are they usually

Josh:

checking?

John:

it really

Sean:

it depends on the company,

John:

Yeah.

John:

So right now, like a.

Sean:

oh, go ahead.

John:

And I was going to say, like right now,

John:

like the big whole thing with,

John:

uh, all elite wrestling coming

John:

as the second competitor, or, you know, the main competitor to WW right now

John:

is a lot of it has to do with ratings.

John:

So when a champion, well, that's why when I said needle pusher a while

John:

ago, that means like, uh, getting the ratings from like, um, your brand

John:

as opposed to the other company.

John:

So like, for example, there's this guy named gender.

John:

Right.

John:

He's a proverbial jobber back in the day, but because WWE wanted to get more, uh,

John:

demographic from India, this guy happened to be a Canadian Indian, and he, they,

John:

they made him a world champion after being so shitty for the past, like five years,

John:

but they wanted to catch that demographic.

John:

And I think personally he did really well in the media type.

John:

Um, he might not be the best wrestler, but they really want

John:

it to catch that demographic.

John:

That's why they made him that.

Sean:

And a lot of like the reasons people have problems with whoever,

Sean:

you know, in general wrestling fans is they, uh, you know, gender, I think

Sean:

would have been more appreciated, had.

Sean:

Had like a organic, you know, he just went from like job in one week

Sean:

to being a world champion, like two weeks later with no like nothing made sense.

Sean:

Yeah.

Sean:

No build.

Sean:

So everybody's like, what

Sean:

the

Sean:

fuck is this?

Sean:

So, you know, it's, it's, uh, it's a lot of things

Sean:

that

Sean:

go into it and you know.

Sean:

it's hard to book a

Sean:

wrestling show.

Josh:

Okay.

Josh:

Okay.

Josh:

Now I was just wondering, cause I didn't, I don't know I don't

John:

So

John:

many factors that could play, like just So many factors.

Sean:

I'm going to kind of break down how I'm going to do This I'm going

Sean:

to read a short little bio from a website, and then I'm going to read

Sean:

their accomplishments off of Wikipedia.

Sean:

And, uh, and then I'll just move on.

Sean:

We got to go quick.

Sean:

All right.

Sean:

So starting off topping the list at number three, the third best

Sean:

wrestler of all time to never win a world championship in their company.

Sean:

First step we have.

Sean:

The most, influential junior heavyweight in pro wrestling history.

Sean:

I think the.

Sean:

most influential because he predates Rey Mysterio.

Sean:

We're going with Jewish in thunder, liger, never a world champion in

Sean:

his company, mostly in new Japan is where he's known for his work.

Sean:

So, uh, I'll read a little bit about, Jewish in and

Sean:

I'll list as accomplishments.

Sean:

All right.

Sean:

So this is from the sportster.com.

Sean:

I got to give a full credit to Danny.

Sean:

I'm not going to say your last name, but, um, uh, if you are

Sean:

named Danny and you published this article in November 23, 2020.

Sean:

Just know this is a shout out to you.

Sean:

Thank you for writing this.

Sean:

All right.

Sean:

So one of the greatest and most influential junior heavyweights in

Sean:

pro-wrestling history, not just new Japan, pro wrestling and thunder lagger

Sean:

retired in January of 2020, capping off a nearly 36 year career as one of the

Sean:

few remaining active new Japan stars who debuted in the eighties, Liga racked up

Sean:

a

Sean:

whopping 17 different title, reigns blowing away every other

Sean:

non IWG P heavyweight champion

Sean:

out of the water.

Josh:

This guy looks like a power

Josh:

ranger side note

John:

Yes, that's the.

Sean:

he, I think I could be completely wrong, but I think he,

Sean:

he either came from an anime or he debuted and then somebody made an

Sean:

animate

Sean:

about

Sean:

him immediately because he looks fucking rad.

Sean:

Does he not look

Sean:

cool as fuck?

Josh:

oh, he's the coolest one I've

John:

ultra man.

Sean:

Yeah.

Sean:

So.

John:

you've ever seen ultra ultra man before, but that's kind

John:

of the vibe that I always get.

Josh:

He's got like devil horns.

Sean:

I

Sean:

would,

Josh:

with horn

Josh:

with

Sean:

oh yeah,

Josh:

a little bit like horns on his shoulders is crazy.

Sean:

he's fucking rad as fuck.

Sean:

I would get more into his career, but again, we can maniacs.

Sean:

Um, I'm setting a goal for myself.

Sean:

I gotta get this done.

Sean:

Um, so if you want to learn more about Jewish and thunder lagger, his Wikipedia

Sean:

are sponsor slash not sponsor Wikipedia.

Sean:

There's a whole thing about Jewish and thunder lagger.

Sean:

Um, but, uh, let me read some of his accomplishments Okay.

Sean:

We have all star wrestling.

Sean:

I'll just name the championships.

Sean:

Okay.

Sean:

He was the dragon gate opened the dream gate champion.

Sean:

He was the Mitch and Elko pro British Commonwealth junior heavyweight champion.

Sean:

The super J cup champion, the NWA world junior heavyweight champion, the IWG pea

Sean:

junior heavyweight champions, the IWG P junior heavyweight tag team champion

Sean:

winner of the J crown NWA, world, a welterweight champion UWA world junior

Sean:

weight champion, a whole bunch of shit, WWF, light heavyweight champion, and a

Sean:

pro wrestling illustrated, which is a huge professional wrestling magazine.

Sean:

He was ranked number eight of the top 500 single wrestlers and a PWI 500 in 2000.

Sean:

He was ranked number 12 in 2003 and he was ranked number 47 out of the top 100

Sean:

tag teams ever with El samurai in 2003.

Sean:

He was the G H C junior heavyweight champion.

Sean:

GHC junior heavyweight tag team champion list goes on.

Sean:

He became a he to Tokyo sports newcomer of the year award in 1985.

Sean:

He won the outstanding performance award from Tokyo sports in 1994.

Sean:

He has a WWE hall of fame, class of 2020.

Sean:

He won, from the wrestling observer network, best gimmick, best flying

Sean:

wrestler, best technical wrestler, best wrestling, maneuver match of the year.

Sean:

Most outstanding wrestler, rookie of the year hall of fame.

Sean:

And, uh, according to Dave Meltzer, he has three different five-star

Sean:

matches back in the day, it was really hard to get a five-star match.

Sean:

And now wrestlers have kind of just figured out what this Dave Meltzer

Sean:

guy likes and you get five-star matches like every week on TV.

Sean:

It's crazy.

Sean:

But back then in the nineties and eighties, You know, no one's tailoring

Sean:

their matches for Dave Meltzer back then.

Sean:

So he had a, I could do a whole episode on Dave Meltzer.

Sean:

That's a future app, but um, he has three different five star wrestling matches

Sean:

one against NIO ki Sano in the spring gold series in 1991 with Elsie MRI in the

Sean:

explosion tour of 1992 and one against the great SaaS K in summer struggle.

Sean:

94.

Sean:

All

Sean:

right.

Sean:

That is the third.

Sean:

He's only number three

Sean:

on this list.

Sean:

thunder lagger,

Josh:

I don't know what many of those accomplishments

Josh:

were, but kudos to that, man.

Josh:

Um, if nothing else for his

Josh:

costume.

Sean:

the sickest costume.

Josh:

Yeah, the sickest costume,

Josh:

I would follow him into battle.

Sean:

Alright, are we ready for number two?

John:

Let's get it.

Sean:

All right.

Sean:

We have coming in at number two, the second best wrestler to never

Sean:

win the world heavyweight title.

Sean:

We have the king of hearts, Owen Hart.

Sean:

Um, rest in peace.

Sean:

This is from a different article on the Bleacher report.com.

Sean:

So thank you to Brian Haas on, uh, if you post this on August

Sean:

10th, 2012, uh, shout out to you.

Sean:

But, uh, Owen Hart, there was really No.

Sean:

telling the level of success that Owen might have attained

Sean:

before his tragic death.

Sean:

At the age of 34,

Sean:

as a member of the legendary heart family, Owen was poised for success early.

Sean:

With multiple rains with various WWF titles, the European championship,

Sean:

the Intercontinental championship, and the tag team championship gold

Sean:

was never far from Owen's waist for the better part of the nineties.

Sean:

In addition to winning the king of the ring tournament in 94, his feud with

Sean:

his brother, Brett in the mid 1990s was one of the greatest of all time bidding

Sean:

members of the immediate and extended family against each other and tugging

Sean:

at the heartstrings of anyone who ever had an altercation with a family member.

Sean:

So Owen Hart had a tragic death.

Sean:

I can't really get into it much without it being a whole thing,

Sean:

but essentially, the WWF wanted to have him come down on a zip line.

Sean:

And when he was coming down in the zip

Sean:

line, it broke and he fell and he passed away in the stadium.

John:

it was like 90 feet.

John:

And the bad thing about it is they kept.

Sean:

They had to do the show

Josh:

Really?

Josh:

What are you kidding

Sean:

Yeah.

Sean:

It's fucked up that they did that,

John:

It was.

Sean:

but, uh, I'm going to go ahead and list I'll I'll try and list there,

Sean:

uh, reading that and then hearing Josh

Sean:

say what he said, that was a lot of,

Sean:

uh, fucking acronyms And championships.

Sean:

So

Sean:

I'll keep it short with the,

Josh:

Sorry.

Sean:

no, you're good.

Sean:

You are, as

Sean:

the non wrestler, you are the, uh, the voice of probably most wicked maniacs.

Josh:

And the, every man, when I do a

Josh:

hockey podcast or hoppy hockey episode, one day,

John:

like, well, I don't know what you're saying at the time.

Sean:

all right.

Sean:

so I'll, I'll go quick.

Sean:

He's in the George, they ghosts, Lou Dez professional wrestling hall of fame.

Sean:

He is in the legends pro wrestling hall of fame.

Sean:

He's in the Prairie wrestling Alliance hall of fame.

Sean:

He is an IWG P junior heavyweight champion.

Sean:

He's won many awards from pro wrestling illustrated, such as the feud of the year,

Sean:

the rookie of the year ranked top 10 in the singles top ranked 66 in top 500 all

Sean:

time ranked 84 and tag teams is in the PW the professional wrestling hall of

Sean:

fame with the WWF he's won the European championship, like I said, he's won king

Sean:

of the ring, the tag team championships, Intercontinental he's won slummy awards

Sean:

and he's won some wrestling, observer newsletter awards for best flyer of

Sean:

the year or best flying wrestler and

Sean:

for feud of the year.

Sean:

And he also has a five star match, against his brother, Brett Hart at a

Sean:

summer slam 1994.

John:

so good.

John:

Can I just say how much I appreciate this guy

John:

as well?

John:

If it wasn't for Owen Hart and I would like to add Brian Pellman in there.

John:

Rest in peace as well.

John:

Um, stone cold, Steve Austin wouldn't have reached superstar.

John:

If it wasn't for this guy, his feud, I mean, it sucks because Owen is

John:

pretty much well known for breaking stone cold's neck without Paul driver.

John:

But I think if that didn't happen, those chain of events, stone-cold, wouldn't have

John:

been like such a huge megastar, like as people know him as a household name today.

Sean:

Yeah, he's the stone-cold is the, I guess like the most merchandise,

Sean:

he's the person that brought the most

Sean:

money to

Sean:

the business all time

John:

Oh yeah.

Sean:

and that's, uh, he gives a lot of credit to Owen for,

John:

Do you know who stone cold?

John:

Steve Austin is Josh.

Josh:

I've heard the

Josh:

name.

Josh:

I

Josh:

couldn't

Sean:

have you seen

Josh:

point them out in a crowd.

Sean:

you seen Austin?

Sean:

Three 16 shirts.

Josh:

No,

Josh:

but I know who I know who stone

Josh:

cold.

Josh:

Steve Austin is like, I've heard the

Josh:

name.

John:

and that's like, that's how much he transcends, like, you know, I guess

John:

pop culture in a way, like, even if someone who is not a wrestling

John:

fan, like you just name value.

John:

A lot of people know who stone-cold

John:

is.

Sean:

yeah.

Sean:

Roman reigns is probably today's most

Sean:

popular wrestler and Josh had no fucking

Sean:

idea who that

Sean:

guy was,

Sean:

but

Sean:

he

Sean:

knows he's, he's heard of stone

Sean:

cold.

Sean:

Also Rey

Sean:

Mysterio is huge

Sean:

among a pop culture.

Sean:

I feel like no idea who that guy was.

Josh:

I don't know.

Josh:

I don't know.

Josh:

Could you guys name a hockey player?

Sean:

uh,

John:

Wayne

John:

Gretzky.

Josh:

a current hockey

John:

Sidney Crosby,

Josh:

Okay.

Josh:

All right.

John:

that's it?

Sean:

um, motherfucking, um, uh,

John:

uh, Kane Harry Harry came

Josh:

Well, you got Kane,

Josh:

right?

John:

Kane.

John:

What's

Josh:

Harry Kane is

Josh:

funny.

Sean:

hurricane

Josh:

Uh, it's pat hurricane.

Josh:

uh, Patrick Kane,

Josh:

I

John:

Patrick at

Sean:

Yeah.

Sean:

Yeah.

Sean:

If Euston had a team, I would at least know them, but

Josh:

oh, well we

Josh:

won't get into it, but Phoenix

Josh:

might be.

Josh:

They're kind of, they're getting

Josh:

kicked out of

Josh:

their arena this year, Phoenix coyotes.

Josh:

So everyone's speculating on where they'll

Josh:

go,

Sean:

is Houston a rumor at all?

Josh:

a lot.

Josh:

Well, so they're probably just going to go to

Josh:

a

Josh:

college rink, which is ridiculous, but,

Josh:

um, yeah, people are pushing for Houston or Quebec city, I

Sean:

I would fucking love

Sean:

a Houston

Sean:

hockey team.

Josh:

Oh

Sean:

Anyways.

Sean:

That

Sean:

way

Josh:

rivalry would be great, but

Sean:

uh, we got to move on

Sean:

again.

Sean:

I got less

Sean:

than an hour here.

Sean:

All right.

Josh:

sorry, I keep derailing,

Sean:

you know that, you know, the fans of the show love

Sean:

a derail.

Sean:

They love a good

Sean:

de-rail.

Josh:

um, the heel of the episode.

John:

Oh, I

John:

like

Sean:

I'm fucking wiping a tear away, bro.

Sean:

You're a

Sean:

fucking

John:

know.

John:

It's

John:

so

Sean:

You're a fucking

Sean:

Dick dude.

Sean:

All right.

Sean:

Now we're going on to the greatest wrestler to

Sean:

never win

Sean:

a world championship.

Sean:

Um,

John:

Josh guess a

John:

name.

Sean:

yeah.

Sean:

Josh Joshua wrestling, man.

John:

yeah.

John:

no, we should make Josh try to guess what

John:

the name is of whoever

John:

number one.

Sean:

Okay.

Sean:

So I'll, I'll give like a little, uh, what I was going to say.

Sean:

And then Josh and John, both of you can guess on who it is.

Sean:

This is the first wrestler to main event, WrestleMania and

Sean:

star in a Hollywood blockbuster.

Sean:

That became the number one.

Sean:

movie.

Sean:

Um, he is known as wrestling's greatest

Sean:

heal,

John:

Oh, I already know the answer to this.

Josh:

uh,

Sean:

out a name, any.

Josh:

I don't know who isn't the rocket, wasn't

Josh:

he a heel at one

Sean:

You can guess the rock if that's

Josh:

famous.

Josh:

I'm going to guess the rock.

Josh:

I don't know what I think he probably won something,

Josh:

but,

Josh:

or he was probably the

Josh:

champion, but I'm going to guess the rock.

Sean:

Before I answer

Sean:

John, can you answer how many times

Sean:

the rock has won the world championship?

John:

Let's go with

John:

six.

Sean:

that sounds about right.

Sean:

He's what he's won quite a few times.

Sean:

Yeah.

Josh:

that's very, he's the only one.

Josh:

He's the only one.

Josh:

I was like a, I think

Josh:

he was a heel.

Josh:

What about D is Dave Bautista.

Sean:

He's also won the world championship.

Sean:

Yeah, yeah,

Josh:

Okay, well,

John:

to Filipinos.

John:

He's our, he's our version of an Asian

Sean:

yeah,

Sean:

He

Sean:

Filipino dude, whenever he got

Sean:

that fucking Filipino flag tatted on his

John:

I was

Sean:

I've never, I was

Sean:

like, is

Sean:

this what representation

Sean:

feels like?

Sean:

I've never in my

John:

is bro.

Sean:

felt like that.

Sean:

I was.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

I mean either,

John:

Okay, Josh Siena.

Sean:

Boom,

John:

Boom.

Sean:

Boom.

Josh:

like I said, the heel baby.

Sean:

Alright, John, since You already know, go ahead and give

Sean:

it to him.

Sean:

Who is the best wrestler, in my

Sean:

opinion

Sean:

in Shawn's opinion to never win a world title.

John:

You said the best deal of all time.

John:

It's gotta be hot rod.

John:

baby Roddy, Roddy.

Sean:

That is

Sean:

correct.

Sean:

Rowdy.

Josh:

in hot rod.

Sean:

Uh, predates that a little bit.

Sean:

Predates that a little bit, but yeah, it is rowdy Roddy, Piper,

Sean:

the main event of WrestleMania one.

Sean:

Uh,

Sean:

so yeah, let's read some stuff about

Sean:

him and,

Sean:

uh, read

Sean:

some of his

Sean:

accolades.

Josh:

I was Canadian.

Sean:

yeah.

Sean:

Same with Owen.

Sean:

Same with

John:

yeah.

Josh:

Oh, you love

Josh:

Canadian Sean.

Josh:

That's what I'm learning about.

Josh:

You

Josh:

have podcasts with two of

John:

of

John:

great

John:

wrestlers,

Sean:

Yeah, Canada.

Sean:

I stopped myself from saying Canadian like

Sean:

five different times in that span, but yeah,

Sean:

Canada has a lot of great wrestlers.

Josh:

We'll take Canadia.

Josh:

That's fine.

John:

Canadian.

Sean:

All right.

Josh:

He does look like a Canadian dude.

Josh:

I gotta be

Josh:

honest.

Sean:

Roddy.

Josh:

Yeah.

Sean:

Yeah.

Sean:

There's there's uh, well you

Sean:

can making around, uh, Mount Rushmore.

Sean:

Uh, that's an American reference.

Sean:

Josh.

Sean:

I

Sean:

don't know if you know about that thing,

Sean:

but Mount

Josh:

Now we don't have

Josh:

that.

Sean:

Yeah.

Sean:

It's a, it's a questionable to have uh, such a huge statue, uh,

Sean:

and glorifying humans like that.

Sean:

But, uh, it's a big old

Sean:

carved in the rock of, I think

Sean:

uh, you know native American

Sean:

land also

Sean:

problematic.

Sean:

Um, they carved four presidents into the, the side of a mountain.

Sean:

Uh,

Josh:

he, do you know, actually not think I know what that

Josh:

Mount Rushmore is?

Sean:

no, I just like to,

Sean:

you know, I

John:

Dustin just gave you prompts for

John:

not mansplaining and you just

Sean:

There's not

Sean:

I'm explaining to Josh who is another

Sean:

man.

Sean:

Who's not

John:

American

Sean:

I'm a mayor explaining is what it

Sean:

is a

John:

a

John:

marriage

Josh:

planning.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

That's about it.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

We have the same thing.

Josh:

We just

Josh:

carved it in ice though.

Josh:

Uh,

John:

lake Manitoba.

Sean:

it,

Josh:

it's just Justin

Josh:

Trudeau.

Sean:

it would be hard to do a Mount

Sean:

Rushmore of strictly

Sean:

Canadian wrestlers.

Sean:

That's

Sean:

how many good Canadian wrestlers there are

Josh:

Oh, nice.

Josh:

So I should have changed career

Josh:

paths.

Sean:

could have made it and You could have been

Sean:

a

John:

You could have made it,

John:

bro.

Josh:

I don't think I'm big enough, but whatever.

Sean:

Steroids, my friend.

Sean:

Okay.

Sean:

Continue

Sean:

considered by many as one of the most entertaining wrestlers in history.

Sean:

Piper could never be called boring his promos bordered on ranting at times.

Sean:

However, they included generally lucid and poignant, Poignant.

Sean:

pregnant.

Sean:

I'm not smart guys.

Sean:

You know, this.

Josh:

that's fair.

Josh:

Paid patrons.

Sean:

Yup.

Sean:

Piper coined phrases, like just when you think they have, they're just

Sean:

when they think they have the answers?

Sean:

I changed the questions and you do not throw rocks at a man.

Sean:

Who's got a machine gun.

Sean:

Uh, Piper was the attitude, age of WWF before It even actually

Sean:

happened, whether he was working as a heel or not, one of his best known

Sean:

stunts was painting his painting.

Sean:

Half of his

Sean:

body black at WrestleMania six while wrestling bad news

Sean:

brown.

Sean:

He

Sean:

was

Sean:

also, yeah, that, that seems

Sean:

bad.

Sean:

Yeah.

Sean:

But

Sean:

yeah,

Josh:

which half.

Sean:

it's better not known.

Sean:

Uh, he is also remembered for spraying talk show host, Morton, Downey, Jr.

Sean:

With a fire extinguisher at WrestleMania five though, he never won the big one.

Sean:

Piper did hold the WWF Intercontinental title once as well as the tag team

Sean:

titles with the Ric flair Piper's level of stardom can not be compared to.

Sean:

Even today when the first strains of his entrance theme

Sean:

are heard, a crowd will erupt.

Sean:

So I'm going to read some of these things.

Sean:

Some of his accomplishments, I really should just click, you know,

Sean:

Wikipedia does this nice thing where they have links at the top and I've

Sean:

just been scrolling like an idiot.

Sean:

He is the NWA mid Atlantic heavyweight championship.

Sean:

So not the world, uh, NWA television championship and w AWC w United

Sean:

States championship, Intercontinental champion tag team champion,

Sean:

WWE hall of Flint, All flamer.

Sean:

Oh, fun fact derail again.

Sean:

Um, in, when I used to play Pokemon on the game, boy, uh, red, you

Sean:

know, cause that's how old I am.

Sean:

Um, when I was

Sean:

little, I used to think

Sean:

that the, uh, hall of fame,

Sean:

cause you can get into the hall of fame in that

Sean:

game.

Sean:

Uh, I misread it as a child and thought it was hall of

John:

All a flame

Sean:

I called any accolades.

Sean:

Oh my God.

Sean:

Are they in the they're good.

Sean:

Are they in The hall of flame and then in Houston there's a bunch of like, uh,

Sean:

Texas, you know, we're known for oil

Sean:

and

Sean:

all that kind of stuff.

Sean:

There's like some refinery.

Sean:

, in a city close by and we drove past It And then I looked at my

Sean:

parents and I was like, oh my God, is this the hall of flame?

Sean:

Cause there's like

Sean:

fires coming out of like all the buildings and shit.

Sean:

and I was like, is this

Sean:

the hall of flame

Sean:

Yeah, I was, uh, I've been a dumb ass.

Sean:

My whole life

Sean:

WCA maniacs is what I'm trying to say.

Josh:

The hall of flame and other name for hell.

John:

It do be

Sean:

Yeah.

Sean:

Be like that.

Sean:

All right.

Sean:

So he's, he's, also won, uh, from the,

Sean:

, PWI inspirational wrestler of the

Sean:

most hated wrestler of the year, most popular wrestler of the year.

Sean:

The,

Josh:

What a turn of

Sean:

I know the Stanley

Sean:

Winston, award and, uh, a bunch of other stuff best heel from a wrestling observer

Sean:

newsletter, best teal, best on interviews.

Sean:

Worst worked match.

Sean:

Oh that's bad.

Sean:

Uh, and then the hall of fame.

Sean:

So I'm going to list some reasons why all three of these guys never won the big one.

Sean:

So

Sean:

they say, uh, again, I'm going to keep it short and sweet so we can get to

Sean:

the second half of, the episode, the Reddit slash erotic fan fiction half.

Sean:

Yes, it's back fuck

Sean:

my

Josh:

God.

Sean:

Um, but real quick, and this is, you know, just a quick,

Sean:

uh, super quick reasons why they didn't win, uh, for liger.

Sean:

It was very rare in new Japan for junior heavyweight wrestlers to, you know,

Sean:

move on to the heavyweight division, in their 30, 40 plus years of existence.

Sean:

Only four men have won the junior heavyweight championship and

Sean:

the heavyweight championship.

Sean:

So it's very difficult for I guess it's a little bit, Yeah.

Sean:

it's, it's difficult for small guys to get bigger, you know,

Sean:

the guys that did translate.

Sean:

Were skinny guys that were tall.

Sean:

So they were able to build mass as a small guy.

Sean:

You can only build so much mass, you know, so lagger just never got over that hump.

Sean:

And, you know, they rode him, you know, he was the top guy in the

Sean:

junior heavyweight division for,

Sean:

20 something years.

Sean:

So

Sean:

they just, uh, he could never

Sean:

get big enough for Owen.

Sean:

It was similar for size.

Sean:

I want would be

Sean:

uh, you know, he would be a heavyweight today.

Sean:

is just back in the nineties and eighties, they're picking fucking

Sean:

football players that couldn't make it.

Sean:

They're picking like dudes jacked up on so many steroids.

Sean:

So I won was never the correct size and backstage, he didn't have the correct

Sean:

quote unquote personality because he never took things too seriously.

Sean:

He was friend to almost everybody backstage but, uh, according to

Sean:

triple H, uh, oh, and heart never.

Sean:

Had he never

Sean:

seemed like he wanted to be the Top He seemed like he was happy, just

Sean:

wrestling and making money for his family, but talent wise alone, you

Sean:

know, that's why he's on this list.

Sean:

He should be, he's just as good, if not better than most of

Sean:

world champions in any company.

Sean:

And then with Piper, uh, it was kind of just fights with

Sean:

management and bad timing.

Sean:

he just was always, uh, he was known as the, him and whole

Sean:

Kogan where the franchise

Sean:

players

Sean:

of the WWF in the eighties.

Sean:

But,

Josh:

Wow.

Josh:

And he never won.

Josh:

That's

Sean:

he never wanted, uh, he told Vince that he was going to go make a movie.

Sean:

And Vince tried to convince him otherwise, uh, Roddy said

Sean:

I'm going to make the movie.

Sean:

Uh, so Vince

Sean:

told rowdy Piper, uh, well, WWF doesn't need Roddy, Piper

Sean:

And then Roddy, Piper looked him in the face and

Sean:

said, Roddy, Piper doesn't need the

Sean:

WWF.

Sean:

And then he

Sean:

went on to

Josh:

person conversation.

Sean:

he had, he

Sean:

had the world or America's number one movie of that

Sean:

year.

Sean:

So

Josh:

Wow.

Josh:

He didn't need

Josh:

them.

Sean:

He didn't need them.

Sean:

All right.

Sean:

So That's the quick, uh, cliff notes, reason why they didn't win

Sean:

the championship and the cliff note reason on, uh, those wrestlers.

Sean:

But if you have any interest at all, at least Google these

Sean:

guys and see how cool they look.

Sean:

And, uh, if you are into wrestling, I'm sure you guys know who those three were.

Sean:

And, uh, Yeah.

Sean:

that's it for this half.

Sean:

Uh, I got, I'm gonna, we're going to go so quick, next half.

Sean:

Alright.

Sean:

See you guys soon and we're fucking back, baby.

Sean:

Here we go.

Sean:

If you're on Patrion, there was nothing there.

Sean:

That's right.

Sean:

You're fucking paying the big bucks to not hear any ads.

Sean:

And I love to see it.

Sean:

All right.

Sean:

With every episode we're jumping on into a, with every episode.

Sean:

I do the second half with Reddit only shit.

Sean:

So I picked up a couple of Reddit links for each, uh, for

Sean:

each of these three wrestlers.

Sean:

And, uh, we're going to hop right into it.

Sean:

Shout out to Reddit user confliction.

Sean:

Uh,

Sean:

today I learned the only wrestler to appear in the PWI 500 list

Sean:

every year for the past 26 years is Jewish and thunder liger.

Sean:

So this man has been a top 500 wrestler, and this is including

Sean:

indie wrestlers and every other wrestling company, you can think of

Sean:

500, the top 500 for 26 years is, uh,

John:

That's amazing.

Sean:

he's the only one to do that

Josh:

Wow.

Sean:

Uh, moving on.

Sean:

In his later years, Jewish and thunder Lego would do, you know, tours in

Sean:

America and he had wrestle some indigent.

Sean:

And he did this spot in, uh, a professional wrestling,

Sean:

independent company called a PWG pro-wrestling gorilla.

Sean:

He did a spot in a 10 man

Sean:

tag match.

Sean:

So that's

Sean:

one team of five people against another team of five people where he had somebody.

Sean:

Uh, have you guys watched Naruto?

Josh:

No, I

Sean:

No, there's a thing called a thousand years of pain where they fucking

Sean:

stick two fingers in a, in a butt and then make somebody explode Jewish and thunder

Sean:

liger, Uh, in a match with a shout out to Reddit user synth wave sacks.

Sean:

Ooh.

Sean:

I'm in a 10 man tag match.

Sean:

Um, Malakai black, Matt riddle, Pete Dunn,

Sean:

Chuck Taylor, Sammy Callaghan, Tommaso, Champa, Jeff Cobb, Cedric Alexander,

Sean:

Brian Kendrick, and Julian thunder lagger.

Sean:

If you're a wrestling

Sean:

fan,

Sean:

you

Sean:

know, that's, you

Sean:

know,

Sean:

that's, a

Sean:

stacked

Sean:

match.

Sean:

Uh, if you're not a wrestling fan, I have just informed you.

Sean:

That

Sean:

was a stacked

Sean:

match.

Josh:

Uh, Chuck Taylor, he

Sean:

Yeah.

Sean:

Chuck

Josh:

like the guitar.

John:

The bomb

Sean:

Kentucky, gentlemen.

Josh:

Isn't there a guitar called the Chuck

John:

the grenade that the hand

John:

grenade

Sean:

there's also a shoe.

Sean:

You might be thinking of

Sean:

converse.

Sean:

Chuck

Josh:

That's what I'm thinking.

Josh:

Thank you.

Sean:

But a Jewish and thunder lagger Malakai black has given him credit

Sean:

for this, came up with the spot that is most known for in this match where

Sean:

Jewish and thunder lagger, uh, invite somebody to stick a thumb in his, but

Sean:

he does.

Sean:

So, and then

Sean:

like, uh, They

Sean:

stick the thumb in ,but this is not literally in the butthole, you know.

Sean:

it's

Sean:

It's wrestling, they're

Sean:

fucking faking it, you know, but he sticks it

Sean:

in there.

Sean:

And then, And

Sean:

Jewish and thunder, liger,

Sean:

flexes, and it's, it hurts the guy whose thumb is

Sean:

in there.

Sean:

And then each proceeding wrestler proceeds to human centipede, thumbs in each other's

Sean:

ass is what Jewish and thunder lagger leading it, flexing and

Sean:

hurting all nine men in the circle.

Sean:

Uh, it is one of the most popular indie spots.

Sean:

You've probably seen a gift.

Sean:

There's no other explanation will Osprey, which is a current big time wrestler.

Sean:

He said, I still think this is the greatest moment to ever

Sean:

happen in professional wrestling.

Sean:

And, uh, yeah.

Sean:

And like you said, this was a time before all of those guys were huge names on TV.

Sean:

All of those guys, every single name I listed is either.

Sean:

WWE AEW or new Japan.

Sean:

So all huge the top three companies in the world.

Sean:

So and now we go with Owen Hart.

Sean:

Owen Hart was known, uh, backstage as a, uh, a jokester.

Sean:

So shout out to Reddit user broken, underscore beat.

Sean:

Jim Ross used to work for the WWF.

Sean:

He was kind of like a talent acquisition and kinda talent liaison.

Sean:

He would be the one to communicate with the talent.

Sean:

And, uh, Jim Ross had a, was having a real bad day talking about substance

Sean:

abuse to a, a certain group of wrestlers.

Sean:

And, Owen could tell he was having a real bad day.

Sean:

So whenever Owen.

Sean:

Uh, I'll just leave it to Jim Ross.

Sean:

Jim Ross once said I was having a long day talking with, people about

Sean:

substance abuse and Owen saw that the door had been closed for several hours.

Sean:

I catch him coming down the hall, stumbling, bouncing off the walls.

Sean:

And when I get up close to him, he's got this white substance all under his nose.

Sean:

Like he's been doing cocaine, obviously.

Sean:

Owen was not a drug user at all.

Sean:

So long story short, he had gone to the dessert table and

Sean:

catering got a powdered donut.

Sean:

Tried to cheer me up, said I could tell you're having a rough day.

Sean:

And I just wanted to let you know, a lot of us

Sean:

appreciate, what you're trying to do to help all those

Sean:

guys.

Sean:

So that's just one

Sean:

story.

Josh:

what a good guy.

Sean:

Yeah.

Sean:

All right.

Sean:

He has so many stories like that.

Sean:

And if you want to read more stories like that, you can, uh, check

Sean:

out on pro wrestling stories.com.

Sean:

Uh, there is no author, but, uh, yeah, you could find those stories on

Sean:

pro-wrestling dot com and then I'll just share one thing from Roddy, Piper.

Sean:

He, and some other WCW wrestlers, uh, Bobby, the brain

Sean:

Heenan and stink we're on a talk

Sean:

show

Sean:

with hosted by bill

Sean:

and I think bill Mahara was,

Sean:

is that, How

Sean:

do you say it, Mihir?

Sean:

How do you say his name?

Josh:

It's Mar you, you don't have to pronounce

Josh:

the

Sean:

Yeah.

Sean:

Uh, okay.

John:

So stupid.

John:

Why is it even

Sean:

Uh, white names,

Sean:

you know what I mean?

Josh:

yeah.

John:

right?

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

Why is there a C in my

Josh:

name?

Sean:

Yeah.

Sean:

Stupid ass.

Sean:

Whatnot.

Sean:

Just kidding.

Sean:

So he was, they were on the show and I think the purpose was for bill to try

Sean:

and get them to say wrestling was fake.

Sean:

So, um, so bill was, you know, trying to go them into saying it's fake.

Sean:

And he said, uh if it's all scripted, What, what is real about it?

Sean:

What are you guys fighting about?

Sean:

It's all scripted.

Sean:

Nothing's real.

Sean:

And then Roddy, Piper got, got hot for like, for real hot.

Sean:

He said he stood up and he pointed at his wrist.

Sean:

He said, broken wrist.

Sean:

He lifted up his shirt, bruised ribs.

Sean:

He pulled down his pants and lifted his boxers and said metal hip.

Sean:

And he showed like the scar where his metal hit hip was.

Sean:

And then bill Mahara was trying to be a smart ass.

Sean:

He said, uh, I'm not, I can't listen to what you're saying

Sean:

with your pants off or whatever.

Sean:

I don't take my pants off in a room full of men or some shit like that.

Sean:

And then Roddy

Sean:

Piper looked him dead in the

Sean:

eye, laughed and said, how the fuck did you get this job?

Sean:

Bill

Sean:

fucking roasted baby.

Josh:

yeah, bill Meyer is an idiot sometimes.

Josh:

Uh,

Sean:

Yeah.

Josh:

good, good for him.

Sean:

All right.

Sean:

I think I might do a guys.

Sean:

I think I might beat the time.

Sean:

Look at maniacs.

Sean:

I know this is not important to you, but, uh, it is important

Sean:

to me, uh, because John has to leave and I need him to read this.

Sean:

We

John:

I got four minutes.

Sean:

Jesus Christ, uh, Vienna.

Sean:

I'm sorry.

Sean:

I don't think we're going to make it to the fanfic.

Sean:

This is going to take longer than four minutes.

Sean:

Uh, I'll get you on the next episode.

Sean:

It won't be related to what I'm talking about, but I had to read this, uh,

Sean:

and I'm going to make you guys read

Sean:

this.

Sean:

So stay tuned

Sean:

for my next episode.

Sean:

Uh, when we read more

Sean:

disturbing smut and, uh, I guess we

Sean:

got,

Josh:

something fun we could do.

Josh:

That's quick.

Josh:

Uh, come up with a wrestling name.

John:

Oh, okay,

Sean:

here we go.

John:

go ahead, Josh.

John:

You first.

Josh:

Oh, well, uh, I'm trying to think of

Josh:

something that we'll do with

Josh:

cults.

Josh:

Uh, the, Oh, okay,

Josh:

They could call me the Kool-Aid

Josh:

man.

Sean:

Um, I think that's trademarked.

Sean:

I think that's definitely trademarked.

Josh:

Or they could buy Kool-Aid.

Sean:

You can, you should just take the gimmick of the naked

Sean:

coconut guy.

Sean:

That should be your gimmick naked.

Sean:

Oh, you got to give a,

Sean:

well, I guess you don't have to give

Sean:

like a name

Sean:

with the wrestler sometimes

Sean:

they're just the, something like the

John:

it does something.

Sean:

Yeah.

John:

Well, I guess I'll be the punish.

Josh:

uh, okay.

Josh:

Okay.

Josh:

Also probably trademarked, but

John:

probably

Sean:

definitely trademarked

John:

Hey, if he can go with the Kool-Aid man, I could go with the Punisher.

Josh:

oh yeah.

Josh:

It's not real, so

Sean:

but did you see Marvel change?

Sean:

The punishers

Sean:

like chest logo.

John:

Oh, what is it

Sean:

They changed it because the

Sean:

fucking maggot

Sean:

dudes

Sean:

fucking use his logo, even

Sean:

though the Punisher fucking kills cops, man, the Punisher is the cop killer.

Sean:

The Punisher is very problematic and against organized government and law

Sean:

enforcement and everything.

Sean:

You're

Sean:

you have

Sean:

support the

Sean:

blue with a fucking Punisher logo.

Sean:

Do you not know how dumb

Sean:

you look

Josh:

Uh, no.

Sean:

Uh,

John:

apologize, but I have to, I have to leave, uh, the episode's

John:

going to be in good hands with these two, but I will see you all

John:

next

Sean:

uh, wicked main X.

Sean:

We will make John read the entire smart.

Sean:

My next

Sean:

episode.

Sean:

We'll see

Sean:

you

Josh:

yeah.

Sean:

Uh, I guess as far as my wrestling name is, is,

Sean:

uh, we're just doing these at, uh,

Sean:

um,

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

I mean, if you can get more creative, you

Josh:

want,

Sean:

I don't.

Sean:

Uh, I'm just gonna, we, we, we have the Kool-Aid wait, whoa, the father.

Josh:

uh, well, I think John said cool.

Josh:

The Kool-Aid man

Josh:

was

Josh:

okay.

Josh:

They can call me the

Josh:

juice

Josh:

for

Sean:

what about the Kool-Aid father?

Josh:

Kool-Aid father?

Sean:

Kool-Aid daddy

Josh:

The thirst

Sean:

did that thirst quencher

Sean:

there we

Josh:

lake.

Josh:

So what did you mean

Josh:

that

Josh:

like, is there more, I should be adding to that

Josh:

name?

Sean:

now.

Sean:

Cause sometimes,

Sean:

you know, it's like, uh, people have a kayfabe real

Sean:

name, but then like

Sean:

a nickname, like the Hitman

Sean:

bread, heart,

Sean:

the

Josh:

the

Josh:

Kool-Aid man, Jim Jones

Sean:

There it

Sean:

is.

Sean:

You know, what's crazy is that there's a cult leader, Jim Jones, but also

Sean:

a very famous rapper also named Jim

Sean:

Jones.

Josh:

really

Sean:

He's He's

Josh:

like

Josh:

that's his name?

Sean:

Jim Jones.

Sean:

Yeah.

Sean:

That's his rapper name?

Sean:

I don't

Sean:

know if that's his.

Josh:

Oh, yeah.

Sean:

He's from like early, mid two

Sean:

thousands.

Sean:

I feel like that definitely definitely in the two thousands.

Josh:

That's wild.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

Cause he would have been born around the Jim Jones.

Josh:

massacre.

Sean:

Exactly.

Sean:

You think, uh, at least change a rap name Why would you

Sean:

go

Sean:

famous with that one?

Josh:

His real name is Joseph Jones.

Josh:

The second.

Sean:

definitely why you

Sean:

go with Jim Jones?

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

It seems like no, no, no.

Josh:

Anyway,

Sean:

I guess it didn't affect him.

Sean:

He had a

Sean:

wildly successful career,

Sean:

uh,

Josh:

I didn't know who he was.

Sean:

Canadians.

Sean:

Um,

Josh:

That's fair.

Josh:

We only know

Josh:

Drake

Sean:

You only know Drake

Sean:

and Bieber

Josh:

and be, real.

Josh:

Drake's heartbroken right

Josh:

now.

Sean:

is he cause of Rhianna's pregnant.

Josh:

I don't know, but that's, that's a lot of the memes

Sean:

Oh, Drake's always heartbroken.

Sean:

Let's be

Sean:

real.

Josh:

that's true.

Josh:

It'll be, there'll be a

Josh:

great album.

Josh:

Finally.

Josh:

That'll come out

Sean:

Yeah.

Sean:

Did not love a certified

Sean:

level.

Josh:

last, two.

Josh:

I've kind of flopped.

Josh:

I'm not going to

Sean:

I forgot what the one was before

Sean:

CLB

Sean:

scorpion.

Josh:

Oh, that's a great question.

Josh:

Um,

Sean:

while you, while you Google that, I'll go ahead and just

Sean:

drop my name.

Sean:

I'll just keep it simple.

Sean:

You guys have the names, I'll just be the bar

Sean:

tender

Sean:

and, uh,

Sean:

and that, uh,

Sean:

that'll

Sean:

be my nickname.

Sean:

All right.

Sean:

so

Josh:

Um,

Sean:

how did you find it?

Josh:

Yeah,

Josh:

so it is scorpion you're

Josh:

right?

Sean:

Scorpion.

Sean:

Scorpions.

Sean:

All right?

Sean:

ya.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

View's was better though, like way better and more

Josh:

life.

Sean:

More life was nice More life at the time.

Sean:

I did

Sean:

not care for, and then I relisten to it like a month ago and

Sean:

I was like

Sean:

this is way better than CLB.

Sean:

I don't really care for

Sean:

CLB

Sean:

at

Sean:

all.

Josh:

yeah.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

There's only like one song on there that I'll listen to, but,

Josh:

uh,

Sean:

that's

Sean:

that's, that's your

Josh:

and, and we have to listen to it.

Josh:

So

Sean:

You're obligated.

Josh:

morning, every morning, it's

Josh:

our Anthem.

Josh:

We have to play it for

Josh:

20

Josh:

minutes or whatever it

Josh:

is,

Sean:

Oh, man.

Sean:

All right.

Sean:

So I think that's going to be it for this episode.

Sean:

I am technically under an hour, even though John

Sean:

left, but I fucking did it guys, uh, uh, a lot of pressure, but, uh,

Sean:

your boy came through and, uh, yeah, just continue to congratulate me.

Sean:

That's how I'm going to end this episode.

Sean:

Just, just kidding guys.

Sean:

Uh, want to give a shout out to, uh, the cultivate fam and, uh, if you

Sean:

enjoy this podcast and other cultivates shows, uh, like, we mentioned at

Sean:

the beginning, we have a Patrion

Sean:

account, uh, and just go check that out.

Sean:

patrion.com/cultivate

Sean:

podcast network.

Sean:

We have different tiers

Sean:

for the different shows

Sean:

and, Um,

Josh:

Um, side note, Sean and I did an episode together, uh, just like,

Josh:

just like we're doing this episode

Sean:

yeah, we're actually going to go ahead and do another hour right

Sean:

now, the three worst wrestlers to ever

Sean:

win.

Josh:

John Siena.

Sean:

John conseq, Nado.

Josh:

Um, no, so we did, we did an episode together on my let's start a Colt.

Josh:

Uh, it was

Josh:

about a white supremacist.

Josh:

Um, fun fact, we just got a comment on one of our videos that says, who are, yeah.

Josh:

That says, who are these soy

Josh:

boys?

Josh:

So,

Sean:

dude, I'm out milk all

Sean:

day.

Sean:

What are you

Sean:

talking

Josh:

oh yeah.

Sean:

How it, I that's another episode is what is the origin of soy?

Sean:

How did that

Sean:

become a thing?

Josh:

If I had to, uh, we, we shouldn't spoil it, but if I had to guess

Josh:

it'd probably be like, you know, liberal, uh, like, people are usually

Josh:

associated with like veganism and

Josh:

stuff like that.

Josh:

So they eat soy,

Josh:

maybe

Sean:

like real men drink cow milk.

Sean:

That's them.

Sean:

That's

Josh:

eat beef.

Sean:

That's men.

Sean:

Fucking ridiculous.

Sean:

I guess if being, uh,

Sean:

being, uh, factual

Sean:

and being not a white supremacist makes

Sean:

us a soy

Sean:

boy makes us soy

Sean:

boys, then fuck it.

Sean:

That'll be our TAC team

Sean:

name where the soy boys,

Sean:

dude.

Josh:

Yeah, we need a soy soy milk sponsorship.

Josh:

Uh

Sean:

Uh

Sean:

who's

Sean:

who's

Josh:

isn't isn't soy one of them like isn't there one called soy?

Sean:

they fucking monopolize that

Sean:

that's

Sean:

crazy.

Josh:

I don't know.

Josh:

Uh,

Sean:

I will give

Josh:

oh,

Sean:

at silk.

Sean:

I

Sean:

used to drink sail know when that was the

Josh:

I still do.

Sean:

when that was the

Sean:

house I'm I'm on a planet.

Sean:

Oat.

Sean:

I like planet out

Sean:

quite a

Sean:

bit.

Josh:

Oh, milk's good.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

I just, uh, I find like almond milk and stuff like that, or so I

Josh:

milk just easier to find usually than white oat milk here.

Josh:

Anyway, I don't know.

Josh:

Um, and it goes, it goes bad, less fast than regular milk, which is why

Josh:

I buy almond milk and stuff like that.

Josh:

Cause I don't drink enough

Josh:

milk to, to go through a whole gallon of it.

Sean:

fun fact, We're

Sean:

going on a full trial now that I don't

Sean:

have the wheel going full de-rail

Sean:

we

Josh:

We're going to go over the hour.

Sean:

We're going over the hour.

Sean:

Uh, fuck it.

Sean:

But a fun fact, uh, we talk about it on shots and thoughts too, because

Sean:

you know, uh, me, Ryan and Chris are childhood friends, but, um, when I

Sean:

was a kid, my parents used to have three different, uh, gallons of milk

Sean:

because, uh, me and my sisters each liked a different percentage of milk

Sean:

and we ate so much fucking cereal.

Sean:

and drank so much

Josh:

oh man

Sean:

we would go through a gallon

Sean:

and like a week or two.

Sean:

By ourselves.

Sean:

Yeah.

Sean:

I was like, I'm never going to break a bone until I actually broke a bone.

Sean:

And it was like, oh

Sean:

shit.

Josh:

Well, yeah, we used to drink a

Josh:

lot of milk as kids do, but it was because of cereal and stuff like that as well.

Josh:

Um, yeah.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

I, I still to this day will, if I have cereal in my

Josh:

house, it's gone and

Josh:

like, David.

Sean:

So we're, yeah, we're, Khamenei X we're in it for the long haul of episodes,

Sean:

not fucking over, uh, this is valid now this is a week after Valentine's day.

Sean:

So,

Sean:

so my wife, whenever we wake up on the weekends, you know, we never get to have

Sean:

mornings together cause she's worked from home and I'm I go to the office.

Sean:

Uh, so on the weekends, you know, we like to have breakfast together

Sean:

and you know, she likes to have like, you know, she likes

Sean:

to,

Josh:

Eggs,

Sean:

cook,

Sean:

you know, have a nice

Sean:

breakfast and then I'm just like,

Sean:

I never get

Sean:

it.

Sean:

He'd see real anymore.

Sean:

And I look,

Sean:

I just,

Sean:

I mean, I could wake up early on the

Sean:

weekdays and not be

Sean:

rushing to

Josh:

buck that.

Sean:

you know,

Sean:

sometimes

Sean:

I'm just

Sean:

like, you know, soon it'll be kind of nice, like sooner way too

Sean:

bad,

Sean:

you know what I mean?

Josh:

Honestly, uh, what, I've, what I've done since college, basically

Josh:

what I'll do is I'll do cereal snacks.

Josh:

So, you know, after dinner, you know, uh, it's usually a smaller

Josh:

role than I'll do for breakfast,

Josh:

but, you know, throw a nice sugary bowl of cereal in for,

Josh:

for, uh, an after dinner snack.

Josh:

That's kind of when I get my cereal.

Josh:

And so, um, there's your,

Josh:

I dunno, life hack, I guess you'd

Sean:

Life act out the little life to,

Josh:

a little life tip.

Josh:

You don't have to have

Josh:

it

Josh:

at breakfast.

Josh:

So

Sean:

yeah, you don't have to have a

Sean:

full

Sean:

bowl.

Sean:

You could portion

Sean:

control it,

Josh:

Yeah, but you're not

Josh:

going

Sean:

but I'm not going to, I live in Texas.

Sean:

Everything is bigger here, you know?

Josh:

our

Josh:

bowls size of size of mixing bowls,

Sean:

my weight,

Sean:

that's

Josh:

morbidly obese.

Sean:

obese.

Sean:

that's a that's a sponsor.

Sean:

We should try and get.

Sean:

I'm not going to say their name until they

Sean:

pay us, but,

Sean:

uh, uh,

Josh:

series.

Sean:

not The healthier suit.

Sean:

Well, I guess it's healthier

Sean:

but the sugary cereal

Sean:

made for

Sean:

adults.

Sean:

Uh,

Sean:

the,

Josh:

we talking, we're talking to the

Josh:

magic

Sean:

yeah, yeah, we, we can't say their name.

Sean:

You

Sean:

gotta bleep

Josh:

Oh, sorry.

Josh:

Blank that out.

Sean:

pay us.

Sean:

We gotta leave him

Sean:

wanting

Sean:

the cat.

Sean:

But, uh, yeah, we should.

Sean:

That's a, that's a, future.

Sean:

Uh,

Josh:

that's a feature get, maybe.

Sean:

a future get, but, Uh,

Sean:

with that said,

Sean:

uh, I have gone over

Sean:

the

Sean:

hour successfully.

Josh:

made them go over the hour here.

Josh:

Welcome waking me

Sean:

We're going to go ahead and end the episode there.

Sean:

Thank you guys for listening.

Sean:

Cultivate podcast network.

Sean:

That's our Patrion URL, patrion.com/cultivate podcast network.

Sean:

I'm going to try and say it five times every time I host.

Sean:

So, uh, Yeah.

Sean:

Thanks for listening.

Sean:

We'll get it.

Sean:

We'll see you guys next week where, uh,

Sean:

I guess stay tuned

Sean:

three weeks

Sean:

to, uh, hear the smart that I would

Sean:

have had us all three read, but uh,

Sean:

you'll get to listen to

Sean:

John.

Sean:

Read it by himself

Josh:

Or if I can't think of what to do in my next episode, I'll

Josh:

just get someone to do it then.

Sean:

and anytime we don't have content I'm blasting, John

Sean:

would that

Sean:

smart?

Josh:

Hell yeah.

Josh:

That'll be your bonus, maybe.

Sean:

maybe.

Sean:

All right.

Sean:

Thanks

Sean:

guys.

Sean:

We'll see you guys next week.