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Dec. 20, 2021

Santa Claus | North Pole's Fatal 4-Way

Santa Claus | North Pole's Fatal 4-Way

Sup Wikimaniacs?! It's yuh boy, Sean, back at it again. It's been a while since I've hosted/podcasted so my apologies for being so rusty!!

In this episode we talk about the man who performs multiple B&Es all around the world within 24hrs.... Sinterklaas...err, I mean, Father Chri... no, Odin?! Listen in to find out!

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RESOURCES

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i4r81a/its_more_than_likely_that_covid19_will_still_be/

https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/q4wfol/cursed_santa/

https://www.reddit.com/r/HumansBeingBros/comments/eo8q79/saw_this_guy_at_walmart_buying_all_of_their/

https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/7f8iz3/they_saw_this_guy_at_walmart_tonight_with_a_cart/

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/92vsvv/people_who_have_been_santa_at_the_mall_whats_the/

https://reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/7m1uks/santa_cant_pay_child_support_but_makes_sure_his/

Transcript
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Oh shit.

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What is up Wicker maniacs?

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I know you just heard me three weeks ago.

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Uh, but it has been a whole solid month and a half since I've recorded

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a podcast, some shit like that.

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Uh, so bear with me.

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This may be worse than usual, which is hard to believe.

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Uh, it's your boy, Sean.

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Welcome back.

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I'm hosting another episode.

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First one back.

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They said, you know what?

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We'll have Sean go first.

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He hasn't been in a month.

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We've been guesting.

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We know how to do this, but fuck him.

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Anyways.

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He's going to go.

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Welcome to read it on Wiki, where we research things,

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crappily using Reddit and Wiki.

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We have a website with all our links throughout it on wiki.com.

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That's thank God for that, because I do not know our individual links

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or ads or anything like that.

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It's your boy, Sean.

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Second time.

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Here we go.

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John.

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Josh, say hi, please save me.

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Holy crap.

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I have to say.

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Not your worst intro.

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God, definitely not the worst, but it's it's it's up there.

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When are we going to get merged?

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That's uh, it's your boy, Sean.

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When are we going to get this true?

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We got to get those shoes one design it.

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Yeah, I don't do anything else for us.

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Huh?

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My bed.

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If I, if I wasn't recording on a $30 mic that I bought off of Amazon,

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maybe you could hear my heartbeat.

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So very fast, uh, very anxious, very scared.

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Uh, but I'm trying to do a lay up easy episode this week just to get

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me back in the swing of things.

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Oh, you're doing a basketball.

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No lay up.

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Oh, come on.

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Don't do go there.

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No, I don't do goddamn punts.

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That's not a pun.

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That's like a lead-in, you know, I guess it's a fun play on words that

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either way I, I hate that shit anyways.

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Back to what I'm doing.

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And then why are you here?

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Good question, Sean.

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Actually didn't get married.

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He just left for a month.

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He needed a

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health.

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You know what I'm saying?

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But wicked maniacs.

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What I'm not going to ask you.

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You can't answer John Josh today.

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We're going to be talking.

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I'm fucking fucked up, dude.

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I don't know what to say.

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All right, guys, I'm reeling it back in.

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I'm back.

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We're here.

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We need to get, you can maniac.

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I need another booster shot.

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We can maniacs today's episode.

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The man we all know and love.

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Maybe who knows.

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We have different relationships with the guy who knows.

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Uh, I'm doing Santa Claus cause 85 days from now.

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It'll be Christmas and, uh, that's his big day.

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All right.

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So Josh, John, what are your thoughts on Santa Claus?

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What experiences have you ever sat on a lab?

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I have a moral center.

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I was going to say, oh no, eight lap.

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I have second lap.

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Not even Santo.

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Really?

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Um, yeah.

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I, uh, experiences with Santa's.

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Um, I mean, yeah, it's, it's been a while since I've thought about it.

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Um, but, uh, he's a, I did a whole episode last year on let's start a

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cult where I trashed, talked to him and considered him a cult leaders.

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I'd say it might be on the, it might be on the naughty list for that one,

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but that's a, that's where I'm at with.

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And I can vaguely remember sitting on Santa's lap when I was a little

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kid in the Philippines and I felt bad for a guy cause it's super

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humid over there and super tropical.

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Oh God.

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So homeboy must have had some swamp as balls, like under that suit.

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So, and it was disgusting.

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So you saw that.

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It probably did.

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Yeah.

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I just picture it like a wet sweaty Santa Claus.

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Imagine I'm, I'm dripping wet in a tank top and shorts in the Philippines.

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I don't know how you all as Santa Claus costume.

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Yeah, that's it.

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Wasn't Santa Claus.

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He was just a homeless guy.

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They put them it's cheaper that way.

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Yeah.

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They're like, just tell them what you want for Christmas, John.

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I don't know to guys.

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All right, let's get straight into it.

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Wicked maniacs.

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I promise these guys.

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It's a short episode every week that I record, and it's always, never a short

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episode, but this time, this time.

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I think it's a short one.

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All right, we're done wrap it up.

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But

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as with all of my episodes, I do the first half in Wiki the second half and read it.

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So let's go ahead and jump into Wikipedia right now.

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All right.

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So Santa clause also known as father Christmas or St.

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Nicholas or Saint Nick or Kris Kringle, or simply Santa is a legendary

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character originating in Western Christian culture, who is said to

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bring gifts on Christmas Eve of toys and candy to well-behaved children

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and either coal or nothing to naughty.

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He has said to accomplish this with the aid of Christmas ELLs who make

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the toys in his workshop at the north pole and flying reindeer who

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pull his sleigh through the air.

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The modern character of Sante is based on traditions surrounding

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the historical Saint Nicholas, the English figure of father Christmas

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and the Dutch figure of Sinterklaas.

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Alright, so there then Wikipedia goes into a physical description of Santa.

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That is particularly necessary for the wicked maniacs white guy with

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a beard fat read the didn't the red come from Coca-Cola later on.

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And, uh, uh, it was like a marketing campaign.

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Yeah.

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Like, um, they used them back in.

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I'm going to say the forties, they used it in a marketing campaign and

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they made him read before it was a.

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Uh, they didn't describe him as a certain, certain color of clothes.

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So we may or may not get into that.

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Who knows because well, no script, uh, going strictly off the dome and what

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Wikipedia has written down for me.

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So I decided we should talk about since Santa is a big word here,

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let me know if I'm using it right.

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Amalgamation.

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I'm out with different characters.

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Yeah.

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That's a word, mark.

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You know, the vibes means kind of like a fucking, you know, a

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mix, you know what I'm saying?

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Go fruit punch.

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You know what I'm saying?

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So we're going to talk about what makes up Santa Claus, the

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different characters that inspired and how he became who he is today.

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Alright, here we go.

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So first off, obviously say Nicholas, uh, I know John and Josh have

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varying views on Catholic people.

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Uh, I'm Catholic, which explains their hatred towards me.

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Uh, no, that's not it to John, but you very openly have been

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like, but not really well.

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Yeah, because they touched children like weirdo.

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Yeah.

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I'd like to clarify not all of them, but not all of them.

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Okay.

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There you go.

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Enough that it's concerning.

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I very, I very famously do not touch children, maniacs.

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Not me, but still am Catholic, but yeah, say Nick, uh, let's get back into that.

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My goal for his episode is to rattle Sean as much as possible

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because I know he just got back.

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So I kind of want that, but I want to build up that anxiety.

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Look at maniacs.

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I truly, truly believed that I was going second here yet.

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If it peek behind the screen, we batch.

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Uh, so, you know, I'm usually second, I let them do their thing, you

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know, kind of get back in the vibes.

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No, they want to fucking throw me in the deep end.

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And, uh, this is what you get wicked maniacs.

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This is don't blame me.

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This is your fault.

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Hey, I'm just going sequentially, your episode 23.

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I got next.

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So wouldn't it make sense for you to, I get the day off?

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All I know is y'all been doing this.

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I stopped for a month and a half.

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It's very hard to jump back in anyways.

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Sweet shackles.

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Oh, now I'm scared.

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I have a question.

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I just want her to tell you off.

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I love the show

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Rouse, John, and his episode.

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Like always good luck, John has that.

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Oh, apparently it's the best one right now.

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So jokes on you.

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But when I left, I was number one in Finland.

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I was on top of the world.

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Now look at you.

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I'm married again.

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I'm married man.

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About to host the best episode of Reddit on Wiki we've ever had.

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Ready?

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We're starting a WhatsUp WCA maniacs.

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It's boyish.

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Fuck me.

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All right.

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Say Nicholas.

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All right.

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So say Nick was from the Roman empire, AKA sort of in where Turkey is now.

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He was famous for being the patron Saint of archers, salient sailors, children,

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pawn brokers, and prostitutes did not know there was a patron Saint for prostitutes.

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Did know that.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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He is the patron Saint of prostitutes.

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Yeah.

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I did not know that.

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So he's very famous for.

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Giving prostitutes dowries or, uh, had to Google what a dowry is.

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Cause I've been an idiot, but it's pretty much a payment of property

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or money that way they don't have to be prostitutes anymore.

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Yeah.

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So they could basically buy they're like get out of the prostitute business.

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Yeah.

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So he was known for giving gifts.

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So I guess that's why he became kind of.

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So saints have like their day, I guess the Catholic church

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recognizes each Saint gets a day.

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So St.

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Nick's day was on December 6th and then it was kind of a, a tradition around the

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middle ages on December 6th to exchange gifts with everybody that you care

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about and love and all of that stuff.

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Uh, later homeboy, uh, Martin Luther, uh, very staunchly

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against Catholics, very famous.

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Uh, the biggest hater of Catholics decided that he would move say Nick's day, uh, on

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Christmas, that way they have their own day and that they would still give gifts.

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And he was the one that made it more popular to focus on gifting

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children and not really adults.

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Um, fun fact, uh, my family is actually Protestant, so.

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Hey, not me necessarily, but Protestant is just Christian.

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That's not Catholic, right?

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Uh, there's some differences.

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There's just not as like hardcore, I would say like, yeah.

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My girlfriend is Catholic and we went to her church and Ooh, there's

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a lot of standing up and down.

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We don't do crackers that Protestant church either.

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So, or whatever those things be busted and do it.

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I love those things.

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The communion, the communion, a little blood of Jesus Christ.

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Be fucking bumped, Ambrose, five stars on Yelp, maybe, you know, the

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vibes Jesus knew what he was doing.

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I remember people making jokes when I was a young.

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Oh shit.

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Like Catholic church is like a fucking workout.

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Cause you're fucking kneeling, standing, sitting down like all in an hour.

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It's like, yeah, well they didn't say that didn't fucking exist back then.

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It was awkward.

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Cause I went there.

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I'd never been like, and I had no Protestant church

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in like fucking 20 years.

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I go in there, like up and down and I'm just sitting there.

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I'm like what's going on?

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Oh shit.

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Oh yeah.

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We just had, uh, we, we had a full on mass as part of like our wedding ceremony.

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And like all our friends that aren't Catholic, we're like, oh shit.

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Oh, oh, like every 30 minutes.

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They said that inside the church.

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Oh, shit, shit.

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A lot of lightning bolts coming down.

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All right.

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So that's St.

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Nick and his inspiration of Santa Claus.

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Then we're going to two thirds of Santa.

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We're going to father Christmas.

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He was made, uh, as far back as six.

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Daddy daddy X miss.

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Oh, by the way, we're going to get to this later, but I was trying to

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find fanfiction for this episode.

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And there was one that was the most descript.

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Like I felt not comfortable reading it and making even bad.

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If you're not comfortable, I was going to say to descript and possibly left to the

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interpretation of like, uh, under age.

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Oh, it was so like, they didn't say, but it liked the vibes they were giving.

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Well, you reported that like a high school student with like a mall Santa.

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And I was like, no, no, no.

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There's so many better ones you could do.

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Like there's the whole mommy kissing Santa.

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You could absolutely go into a whole thing about that.

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Mom.

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That's legal taste.

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Grandma, grandma got ran over by a reindeer.

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Oh, you know what I'm saying?

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Hoke.

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I call him Rudolph my God.

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But anyways, I had to not read that I was reading.

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So I started reading it and I was like, okay, yeah, this might be the one.

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And then it got to like specific details and I was like,

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Nope, got to get out of here.

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Real.

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That's actually what happened?

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Sean went to jail for the last month.

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Yeah.

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You're going to sort of watch lists.

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I wrote some kind of weird shit about Santa and then I got put in jail who knew.

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All right, going back on daddy Xmas.

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All right.

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So father Christmas dates as far back as 16th century in England, during the reign

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of Henry the eighth, he was pictured as a large man in green or Scarlet robes.

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So maybe not Coca-Cola C well, oh, I mean, Scarlet and, and green is not

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like the bright red that we see today.

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You know what I mean?

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Scarlet.

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Oh, yeah, it's red.

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It's just not the bright red that you come on.

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Google Sarah.

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Now I'm just like blood red looking like burgundy early.

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It's darker, right?

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Yeah.

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Kind of like yours.

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Right?

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What are you wearing right now?

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The beanie.

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Yeah.

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Yes.

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Yep, yep, yep, yep.

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Yep.

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Fuck me.

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I lost where I was reading.

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Here we go.

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All right.

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So father Christmas was a type of fight.

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Did not know that was the word.

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Was typified the spirit of good cheer at Christmas, bringing peace, joy, good food

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and wind and revelry as England no longer kept the feast day of Saint Nicholas

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on December 6th, the father Christmas celebration was moved to December

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25th to coincide with Christmas day.

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So pretty much what he looks like is a swole Santa's uh, younger

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has brown hair, um, has the robot, but looks like no clothes.

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Oh, and the whole dam and either the robe is lined with the fur and

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it's either green or red, but he's kinda legitimately daddy Xmas.

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He's he's kinda good looking, you know what I'm saying?

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We follow him in the chest.

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We call him daddy Klaus.

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There you go.

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Daddy Klaus, bro.

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All right.

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So the third and final.

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Part of the, a fraction that is Santa is center Kloss.

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So in Netherlands, uh, in the Netherlands and Belgium, the character

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of Santa Claus competes with that of center clause based on St.

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Nick.

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So essentially he is, uh, looks like Santa, but writing a white hole.

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And he has more of like a Pope hat instead of a Santa hat.

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Okay.

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So that's, that's that?

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That's what.

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Dude you remember that show?

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Fucking what was that show?

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Shout out.

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Spike TV.

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When I was young.

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Yes.

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Imagine father Christmas versus Santa's versus center.

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Sinterklaas triple threat.

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Triple threat.

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Actually, I, I fucking lie.

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There's a, there's a fourth.

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So this is fatal four.

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Four-way now fatal four way.

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Here we am.

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According to this, even before say Nick, and even before father Christmas,

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the don't want to get the, uh, country wrong, or I may be racist.

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I don't want to do that Germanic.

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So German modern that's right.

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All right.

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So in modern day, Germany, they celebrated, uh, They celebrate it.

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A mid winter event called Yule.

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Numerous traditions were absorbed from Yuletide celebrations

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into modern day Christmas.

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During this period, supernatural and ghostly occurrences were set to increase

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in frequency, such as the wild hunt, a ghostly procession throughout the sky.

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The leader of the wild hunt is frequently attested as the God.

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Bearing many names, the names Joel near meaning you'll figure and long

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bore apologies, meaning long beard and old Norse Odin's role during the UW

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Yuletide period has been theorized as having influenced concepts of Saint

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Nicholas and a variety of facets, including his long white beard and

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his gray horse for nightly rides.

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This shit sounds like the plot of the way.

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Oh, true dude.

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What's your three, the wild hunt.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Funny, funny story about the wild hunt.

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So I, I play D and D just not frequently.

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So I don't know if I should ever use that in past tense or not,

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but we went on like a break of not playing D and D for a while.

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So I was like, ah, fuck it.

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I'll buy the Witcher.

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That's like close enough, right?

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Yeah, that's pretty good.

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So I bought it on the switch and then I just never had the

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time to play it just because.

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Life or whatever.

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And then, uh, my wife went on her bachelorette trip and I was like,

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oh, I have a weekend by myself.

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Let me fucking throw on the Witcher and eat some edibles, dude.

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I fucking, I ate.

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10 milligram edibles and turn on the Witcher.

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And I was like, this is a lot the opening scene where they're

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fucking running in the woods and there's like a bird or some shit.

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I was like, this is wild.

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It's wild.

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And then like the tutorial is when I kinda lost it.

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So like after the moving part, I'm actually having to play thing.

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I was like, this is too much.

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So you didn't see the part.

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So you didn't see a part where he, they were both straddling the unicorn.

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No.

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I, I think I just got out of like, I think I just saw like the, the little

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girl get kidnapped or some shit like that.

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So literally the beginning, like all the reading, I was,

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my eyes were focused so hard.

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I was like, holy fuck shit.

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For the longest time playing.

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You know how, when you press a button and you do the Witcher senses, and

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then he starts talking like monotone.

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I S I played the Witcher probably like 300 hours of my life.

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I'll leave that game.

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I love that game at Skyrim.

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I can play those games over and over again.

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It's for a longest time, fucking play D and D John, you would be so good at this.

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I've never played D and D before.

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I would love to play patriotic exclusive, pay us money to play you.

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You fucking better believe it.

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Dig can teach me how to play cause I've never played.

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So for the longest time I would, I'm kind of a nerd too.

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So I would, I would pretend to just be standing still and like go in

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and look at the room and pretend to have what your sense is, and then

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try to talk like girl, I just be like, I see, I see it that black,

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black figure over there in the show.

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Maybe I should walk to it investigating.

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Smells weird.

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It must not be good.

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I should have touched this.

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I know, I know when a whole episode where John, just to place Carol, the next

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episode, I'm just going to pop edibles and then have John speak in the Gerald voice.

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Oh, that's exactly.

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Now it sounds like I'm just trying to mock him.

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I might've been way too high.

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Exactly what he sounds like.

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Did you guys watch see when I played it, this is like, we're going way off tangent.

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But did you guys see Susan?

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One of the Witcher?

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Yes, it was great.

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So she's wanted to play the game before watching her does

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this does not fucking matter.

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It doesn't doesn't matter.

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Yeah.

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So season two's coming out, we should do a, like an episode

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where we review it or something.

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That's do it more patriotic exclusive shit.

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You better believe it.

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We're putting everything fun behind a pay wall.

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What's our patriotic.

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You can find it on a website, Reddit on weekends.com.

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I think you can get me bitch.

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Nice try.

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Nice.

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Try going back to, uh, back to Santa.

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Yeah, this isn't a elder or whatever the fuck we're doing,

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but yeah, what's your episode.

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We're not doing a Witcher episode.

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You forgot Belsnickel from, from white plague.

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Is he not more like Krampus?

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Who probably, I guess that's fair, but, uh, he gives gifts, you know,

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that's I honestly thought that's who you're going to go into.

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When you said a Germanic, I was like, oh, it's going to be dosh Nicole,

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and then slightly disappointed.

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What is, is Dwight German?

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Yeah, that's the whole thing, actually, there's, there's a bunch of like jokes

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that his ancestors might've been Nazis because he talks about how, why someone,

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one of his ancestors are in south America and he tried to go visit him.

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But it was, uh, protested by.

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Some Jewish organization.

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And so there's this underlying thing, is it answers someone someone's going to be

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a super fan some day and is just going to have an episode tracker of all the

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times that we've mentioned the Nazis.

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When, when we're all together, we're actually when meek and Chacha together,

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really, it's just like a counter of when Josh brings up the Nazis and German

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ancestry, you know what I'm saying?

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Hey, my ancestors were in Canada during that war respect,

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respect had already escaped.

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Yeah, we were out of there.

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All right, guys, that is it for the Wikipedia section, uh, 25 minutes in.

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We'll see, is that shorter than usual?

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Uh, a little bit.

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Yeah, usually it's 45 minutes.

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And you finally read through the holy shit guys.

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And we're back.

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You better believe it.

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Read it back in your face.

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Here we go.

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All right.

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Second half.

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Jump-starting it.

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Here we go.

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Do we want to start wholesome or do we want to start bad and then go wholesome.

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And then.

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That again, it's your episode, my guy, you like, and you want to

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feel, do it like an Oreo cookie.

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Good.

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In the middle.

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Get in the middle.

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I fear that the bad may ruin the good that's okay for cynical people.

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All right, here we go.

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First off, let's go to the first Reddit leg.

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Let's skip the good stuff.

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Here we go.

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Now I did that because Sean was, Sean was pushing the good stuff.

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So I know you had that up.

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He didn't have the bad stuff up.

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So

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you guys love to destroy me?

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I think we're starting to be like real friends now.

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Yeah.

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This real friends mean pain.

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Yeah, absolutely.

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Yeah.

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Damn it.

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Yeah, he's freaking out.

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Nah, I got it.

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I got it.

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The next time you get married to your wife, uh, we get invited, right?

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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For the third, third wedding, we're pretty much just making it

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a Thanksgiving tradition at this.

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I respect, but.

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Okay.

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All right, so we'll start off bad.

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Well, I guess not that bad, you know, who knows?

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So this is shout out to Reddit user poor Scandinavian on the

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cursed comments, sub Reddit.

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Okay.

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So somebody on too afraid to ask rote.

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If a woman is cuddling with a guy or sitting in his lap, can she feel well?

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He has an erection,

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as you can see where this is going, this is a question for us.

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If you could answer it, I would have to say it depends what he's wearing.

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Sweatpants.

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Probably probably some weighted work, raw denim jeans, just rind.

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Okay.

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So the top comment on that question was original poster

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is definitely a goddamn mall.

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Santa isn't he?

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No, I feel like this is one of those bad porn plots, you know, saying,

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oh, just say, Hey, hang on John, because Sean's going to add a I'm a.

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Uh, Monsanto Santa in the Philippines.

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Oh, there you go.

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I was the victim.

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It wasn't me.

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It wasn't me.

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It was me all along.

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Oh my gosh.

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No wonder.

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I'm all screwed up in the head.

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All right.

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Next up we have from strictly butters on the black people, Twitter,

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subreddit, they took a picture of a tweet from at Deus days.

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They is day is nice.

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And he wrote a Santa's watches you all year without reaching out then drops hella

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gifts on you one day and then bounces.

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That's a goddamn beat, or that's a goddamn deadbeat dad.

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If I've ever seen one.

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So it does all of our dead weed.

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Yes.

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I can't support you emotionally or, you know, help you or support

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you what you decide to do in life, but I'll just fucking buy you shit.

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Yeah, this is good enough, right?

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Fucking disappointment.

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This is a venting session for you, Sean.

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Like what, let me ask you this.

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What is your experience with?

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Sounds like you have a bad experience, Sean.

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I don't even remember believing Santa was real at any point, to be honest with God.

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'cause my sister, I'm the youngest of three siblings.

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So my sister was very, uh, I guess she's nine years older than me.

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So by the time, like I was old enough to have memories and

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shit, she was like a teenager.

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So she was always like telling me straight.

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Like I'd be like, oh, so where do babies come from?

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She was like, all right.

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When a man and woman have sex.

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So that's when a penis goes, the man will ejaculate sperm, and

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then the sperm will hit an egg.

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And then you will be a, the woman will be pregnant from the egg.

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Right.

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And then the baby comes out of the woman's vagina.

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So really you came out of mom, it wasn't a fucking bird or whatever you think it is.

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You destroyed mom's body and who you are.

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I'm like, oh, she's also the sister.

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She's also the sister that told me rice was Roach eggs.

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And that's maybe not.

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So there would be live, but also, I guess we need to get your sister on

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for two truths in Ally's Vino edition.

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That would be amazing.

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She also told me, uh, every time I eat chips and the chip breaks in my.

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Uh, like putting it in my mouth, not like chewing it, but like if I put a chip in

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my mouth and it breaks a child has died

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a little bit.

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Why, what explains my personality a little bit?

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Don't worry.

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We won't be as being as your sister.

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Yeah.

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I don't know.

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The big, the first 20 minutes of this podcast felt a lot like PTSD.

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We're going to spring around you one day.

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You'll become it.

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And she'll be in here with a.

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You're just going to have a breakdown and that's going to be the episode.

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We have a special guest Shawn's sister who gave him very traumatic experiences as a

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child that he cannot forget to this day.

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And then your wife comes in with chips and rice behind it.

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Today is the day sharp.

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You know, we can probably do this as Sean, like just teach him all the.

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Podcasting tools that we have and just teach them the most wrong way possible.

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It's true.

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It's true.

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Y'all are making my trust issues even worse.

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We would never do that to you.

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My guy, I feel like I was the last episode of the one I recorded where

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I very, where vena said, I sounded like something I won't repeat here.

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Yeah.

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He's Chinese.

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She said.

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Did she say race?

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I think she said Chinese dad.

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And then, I didn't know.

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You were saying respond in a way that didn't sound like racist

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or I was like, I could put a gift, but then I'm not Chinese.

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So it's like there's no, this is a goddamn trap card.

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I don't trust anyone.

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And here I thought I was going to get in the ring called racist.

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You get a pass you're white.

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That's fair enough.

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There's my privilege showing pay the privilege card.

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You have activated my privilege card in attack mode.

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Gerald got that white privilege to true.

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All right, here we go.

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So this is from Reddit user.

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Oh shit.

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I didn't even look at this name.

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Reddit user Santas cousin on the sub Reddit ask Reddit.

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He asked people who have been Santa at the mall.

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What's the creepiest thing.

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You've been asked.

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Oh God.

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Okay.

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So there's a lot of creepy things, but then I just found, uh, overwhelmingly the

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most creepy thing was women hitting on.

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Santos, I guess it's apparently not that rare.

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I found like 20 different comments of men who are sexually harassed not to

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make this a big like man type of thing.

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I just thought it was like, I never thought that was like a real thing.

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It's called payback.

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We absolutely deserve the harassment.

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The issue, the issue is the weird men that deserve it would enjoy being harassed.

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So as Juliana.

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Yeah.

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Thankfully, most of these people that commented did not enjoy it.

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Uh, well, I mean, I don't know if that's thankfully, I mean, I'm sad.

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They experienced it.

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Yeah.

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Fair fair.

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I'm not a fucking say myself, but they, they wrote enough.

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They wrote about it and are okay with it enough that they were

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joking about it on Reddit, so, okay.

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That makes it okay.

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Right.

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I don't know.

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All right.

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So here are some creepy stories from mall Santas.

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All right.

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So here's one.

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I was the Santa for an office party.

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And it was my first year working for this company.

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Apparently it's a tradition.

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The newest guy in the office has to wear the Santa suit.

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Something about how the suit was cursed, who knows.

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Anyway, skip forward to the party.

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I'm going around, taking pictures with people I barely knew at the time.

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And then it gets to where presence were being handed out.

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Now I sat in the back because the CEO was the one handing out.

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And I didn't want to confuse people where the real money was law.

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And I wanted to mind my own business.

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Then a woman I'm thinking maybe mid forties, forties kind of walks

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up to me drunk out of her mind.

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And she sits in my lap.

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Now I'm all for keeping characters.

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So I asked why, hello?

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What would you like for Chris?

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And she says, without hesitation, I'd love for my husband to fuck

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me in the ass while you watched.

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Oh my God.

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Why God now in presented

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when presented with the opportunity, I maintained composure and politely declined

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while attempting to get her off of my lap.

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After she said, it's fine.

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My husband is good with it.

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Let me go.

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And that's when she screams out pat at the top of her lungs and I shit, you not, the

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whole party heard, turned to see the new guy with the C E O his wife on his lap.

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Uh, no.

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Now remember when I said cursed, apparently this wasn't the first time and

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others have actually accepted the offer.

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Oh, good.

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I still fucking work here.

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Uh, John is an HR person.

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How, let me tell you this, I'm going to have to write up a, I'm just going

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to have to write a statement over here and we're going to have to do

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some sort of a seminar for, uh, you know, workplace harassment and oh God.

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Oh my God, dude.

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Can you fucking imagine I would quit?

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I think I would quit on the spot unless it was like a really good job.

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Nah, I don't know about that.

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I would absolutely look for, you know, some sort of money compensation

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for being harassed like that.

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But yeah, it absolutely get out of there.

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All right.

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Next story of women and having Santa fetishes, my boyfriend is

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a Sante for private events and has been doing so for 20 years.

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So he has a bunch of stories once at a private adults, only party.

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You once he was doing a private adults, only party.

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All the ladies were being a little bit flirty, but nothing too crazy.

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Santa baby started playing and all the ladies dragged him onto the dance floor.

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He shimmied around a little bit and then goes to sit back down when a woman

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grabs him and starts grinding on him.

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He tries to get away from her in case.

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Oh, what will Mrs.

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Claus think, et cetera,

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but she keeps on grinding and then starts to moan.

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Finally, the hostess notices and gets her away from him, but she kept trying

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to get with him the rest of the night.

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Just imagine how down bad you must be home.

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My.

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So there's chatter.

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There's something to that.

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Um, mommy kissing Santa Claus.

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So yeah, no, they really affected some people.

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They took that very literally stay in your candy cane lane, lady, goldmine.

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God, you need to chill.

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Okay, here we go.

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We got two more and then we'll get into the wholesome part.

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All right.

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So here's another one.

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I was in my twenties.

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And the perverted things, this mill whispered into my ear while sitting

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on my lap, or definitely something to be put on the naughty list, for sure.

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It became so frequent for the younger Santas to be getting

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groped, teased, and molested that the elves were told to stay close.

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When adults got their pictures, taken all security to be sure.

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Just really vital.

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We really should've put a warning before I read these weekend.

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We could throw one in there prior who knows?

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That's terrible.

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Last one.

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Yeah, that one wasn't even really, I mean, none of these are like funny,

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but you could see the humor and some of them they're a little fun.

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That one was just.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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Okay.

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So this one, last one.

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I was Santa for a corporate holiday party.

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One year, they really got to stop throwing these corporate holiday parties are

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serving alcohol, at least serving alcohol.

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I was in my thirties, but used a spray for my.

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It looked kind of life-like the kids dug it, but then so did one mom slash aunt

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who threw a kid on my lap, hers, I hope and whispered that she wanted to quote,

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or she wanted a Santa to quote fuck her from behind while pulling her hair.

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She also did not seem to be very drunk at all.

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And I was very uncommitted.

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And even more so when the meeting planner told me that she does this every

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year to every Santa, what the fuck?

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How is she not fired?

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Is the question I hear sexually harasses a Santa's it was funny at first.

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Cause you're like she threw a kid on his lap and you're like, I hope

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I do too.

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Well.

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Although that kid might be scarred, I don't know what I hope for it.

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What is up, put all these down bad women.

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My God, I invest in investing.

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Maybe you shouldn't be not a naughty person in Santa for a damn

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vibrator or something like that.

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I'm sure they have, like, they have to have like a pop up or blow

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up doll or some shit like that.

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There's gotta be this many women down bad for Santa.

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I would Google it, but my search history is it's already ruined mine as well.

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Let's go ahead and see.

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All I'm going to say to this is I'm glad for, for this reason alone, that Santa

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is a man, because could you imagine how many sexual assault cases there'd be?

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If Santa was a woman, uh, a comment in here and then somebody wrote, I'm a woman,

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but I've been an Easter bunny before.

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And women were hitting on me as the Eastern.

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What's up, is women in costumes?

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I don't know.

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Women love a, a man in uniform.

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You know what I mean?

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So it's just some people different strokes for different folks.

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Definitely do not.

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That is not harass.

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Do not harass your local mall, Santa or mall Easter bunny, or don't worry

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about any really bloody she probably just, I don't even need to specify.

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Yeah.

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Consent is all about consent.

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It's more fun when there's.

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Yeah.

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Maybe, maybe a, you know, warm up a bit, you know, it'd be like, Hey,

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you want to go get drinks after this?

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Don't start with, I want to watch, watch.

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You want you to watch me pull my hair lady.

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I have your child on my lap.

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I don't, I don't know what your end game your child.

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Okay.

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So we'll get back to the, the sweeter side of things.

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So this one.

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Uh, posted one year ago by Mr.

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Spooner reversal, uh, in the ask Reddit subreddit, they wrote, it's more like

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it's more than likely that COVID 19 will still be around at Christmas.

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How are we going to explain to kids that Santa is still allowed

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to go into all of these houses?

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And the top comment and really the only reason why I'm sharing this is because

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I feel like it's an answered both of you would like, and I know that because it's

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an answer I absolutely fucking low and groaned at the top answer was simple.

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Santa's bodies

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fucking knew that with.

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Uh, I approved for Bravo, Bravo, Bravo, Bravo.

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All right.

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The last two things full on wholesome before we get downright disgusting.

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Um, two guys doing something similar at a Walmart.

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Uh, so.

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I won't read the whole thing, but essentially on two separate occasions,

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somebody found two different guys in Walmart, buying all of the Christmas toys

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on sale and all the Santa hats on sale.

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And he goes, and they asked him what they were doing and the

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one who bought all the toys.

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Uh, I visit the local children's hospital and I deliver these

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toys in my Santa costume.

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And then the other guy said, I buy all of these Santa hats half off the

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next day, so I can give them to the children's hospital the next year.

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So I was like, oh man, that's nice and wholesome.

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And they were on a, of course the subreddit humans being bros and

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also the sub Reddit, R slash awe.

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Not like that.

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Yeah, that's good.

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That's a wholesome.

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It's a nice talents cleanser to their disgusting shit that we just read.

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And yet he actually takes it to get hit on by women.

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These are good guys.

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Josh, we can maniacs.

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I sent the story.

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Uh, apparently the website is not safe.

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Uh, for Josh to open.

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Canada has.

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America didn't warn John or I, we are, they're just letting us take it.

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But I guess Canada is more protective, which is my God.

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Can you already see how terrible this thing is?

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Yeah, this is bad.

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Geez.

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Okay, here we go.

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We're going to start off.

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It's going to go, John, Josh, and then me, the title of this is Santa

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Claus is coming spelled correctly.

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Not, not the dirty way, but it's important, but it's, it's.

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Okay, Santa Claus is coming.

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It was the night before Christmas and ocular house.

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I thought you were going to read it in Gerald voice for a second.

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I thought that's her voice.

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It was the night before Christmas.

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Fucking not do a house.

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Not a creature was staring except me.

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Of course, I was busy putting out gifts under the tree we already for

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when a good school cup in the morning, Dave was out supposedly at a school.

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But more likely boozy would mates.

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I had gone upstairs to get the last of the gifts and came down only

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a step into the living room and have a sack thrown over my head.

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Uh, I forgot warning here on out as always with the.

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This is definitely suggestive and bad and all around.

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Not great, but again, you guys have me do this.

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You guys have not asked for me to stop and, uh, this is more or less we have

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But the Wicker maniacs keep listening and they keep mentioning

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it when they talked to me and you guys keep promoting this mud.

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So it's like, what do you want me to do with your sister?

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Fucking Nick Miller, bro.

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Bye.

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You cookie.

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Got your cookie man.

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All right.

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So, uh, the warning bad all around, coming up.

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All right.

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So.

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What the, my words cut off abruptly.

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As I did not want the kids waking up, the SAC was only small, just

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large enough to enclose my head and fastened the PullString at its neck.

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I stood in darkness until a voice told me you are on Sandra's naughty list.

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So he has decided that this year, instead of giving you presence,

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he will have you as his present.

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I was wondering how it was going.

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I was on warning.

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You could stop at any time.

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I did not write this.

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We do not endorse this.

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This is red for the embarrassment of the three of us.

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Oh God.

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Uh, I was wondering what was going on when I felt hands were moving my

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clothing, every stitch of it until I stood naked, then I felt something being

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wrapped around me around legs and arms, ankles and wrists until I could not.

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Hans roamed over me as I was gift wrap, teasing tits and stroking bottoms of

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pussy until I was wet and squirming.

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And so not ready and so ready for fucking, he says colorized, I was laid down on

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the floor and the sack was suddenly gone leaving me alone and so hot and

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horny, but I could not even touch myself where I really want it to be touched.

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I looked down at myself, fighting my wrists were tied

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together behind me with lots of.

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I hope no one ever knows about my podcasts.

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Oh God.

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Okay.

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My ankles were tied with loop after loop of red ribbon to

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my wrist so I could not move.

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And I was kneeling with legs, splayed wide, open by a spreader

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bar, just under my knees.

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Oh God.

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My shaved pussy on display.

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I must've looked like a festive.

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I don't want to say this way.

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Yeah.

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I tried snuggle.

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I tried, I tried snuggling.

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I tried struggling, but I was completely helpless.

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A deep voice behind me, green.

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Oh, whoa.

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What have we been doing this year?

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I looked in disbelief as Santa himself stood in front of me.

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This could not be happening.

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I must be dreaming dreamer, not this whiskery old fellow dropped his pants

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displaying a rather impressive erection.

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I assume my helpers

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health, this beats the hell out of milk and mince pies.

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Oh God.

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He reached large hands between my legs after removing his gloves

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stroking until it was, I was even wetter and almost desperate.

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And he stood before me.

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I got the perfect height for me to allow it into my mouth.

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I somehow understood what he wanted without him needing to tell me.

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And I took his pour into my mouth, teasing a nibbling until he started to score.

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I don't know about the nibbling nibbling.

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Sorry.

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Pause.

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I have y'all.

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Did y'all ever watch Derek comedy on YouTube back then?

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It was like Donald Glover's comedy.

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Oh, I've seen clips, but I've never watched the whole thing.

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So there's this a skit that they did with Aaron from the office, you know,

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Aaron, the redhead where let it look like they were trying to film like

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a, like a porn video or whatever.

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And then he was.

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She was like, uh, oh, I'm going to blow you.

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And he was like, oh yeah.

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And then she was like, I'm going to do this.

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And then she started like rubbing her hands together.

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And I learned this new thing with my hands.

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And then she does this, she starts smacking her hands together.

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She was like, yeah, you're going to like it like that.

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And he was like, no, she was like, hi, what about this?

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I learned this how to do this with my.

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He was like, Jesus Christ.

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No, it's just like, Ooh, you're so freaky.

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Sean.

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Sean made a vicious biting.

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I hope that was heard again.

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My mic is from Amazon for $30.

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Sign up for a sign up on our Patriots a weekend by Sean and you Mike, please.

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Uh, was that, was I reading that or was that you that I stopped

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that I read the nibbling part.

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Oh, the nibbling, right?

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Yeah.

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Now it's me.

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Okay.

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Here we go.

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When he had enjoyed this for long enough, he tipped over, he tipped

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me over onto my face so that my bottom was struck high in the.

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Jesus, his fingers teased the opening, probing inside.

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As I lay helpless while he was making me even wetter and hornier, Whittier,

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I said, we're here to recover.

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Where did he have been stood in front of me?

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I had thought his cock looked Lord.

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When I actually felt it sliding into my soaking pussy.

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It felt twice that size, this red velvet walls, the walls all over again.

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And he shafted me with it smoothly and hard.

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Bearing it deep inside of me with every stroke.

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Oh, God, I'm tired of this already.

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Goddamn novel.

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All right.

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We might finish early.

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Santa might do

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His arms were around me now hand squeezing my tits and teasing

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the nibbles to full hardness.

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I could feel every inch of his shaft sliding in.

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Forcing me higher and higher, but still not letting me come just yet.

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The torment seemed to last for hours with me, closest screaming.

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I was that desperate to be allowed to come.

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I knew somehow that he was doing this the, who was stopping me

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from coming and all the time that huge cock was fucking me making me

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hornier than I had ever been before.

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The shades of gray.

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It's like, is this is this 50 shades of gray?

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I've never read it.

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Okay.

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I think what I imagined it would be like, anyways, eventually he took pity on me and

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it felt as though invisible bonds had been removed, I pushed back onto him, reveling

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in the hard fucking he was giving me.

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There was not long before I was coming for him.

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And every muscle in my.

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this six podcasts and reading this fucking smut has made.

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I'm assure all three of us say.

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Uh, that word more times than we have ever said in our normal day-to-day life.

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That's true.

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That's true.

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I don't remember saying pussy as much as I am.

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Um, every muscle in my purse, he contracted squishing that massive guy,

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but he pulled her quickly before he came.

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Oh my God, uh, long as it shit.

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I don't know, man.

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I know we're almost, we're almost there.

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We're almost close.

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I thought that he was finished, but the next second, his wet cock slid

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into my tight bow God, a scream.

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As he started to ravish my rear, his hands now teasing his hands,

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using my clip unmercifully and I was coming again while he carried on.

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But fuck.

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Hold on question.

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Is this the CEO?

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Yeah, definitely.

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And we reading it are the fucking mall.

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Santa's being forced to watch this disgusting.

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God, and I feel bad for him.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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I do not know how many times I came while he was buggering me.

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The climaxes were coming one after the other, and I was whimpering

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helplessly as each one washed over me until he finally got.

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Warm creamy.

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Come feeling me dripping out.

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As he pulled out, leaving me twitching in total bliss.

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Can we be back to came up?

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Can we go back on the buggering?

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Me?

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What is, what the fuck is that?

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I don't know.

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Buggering me.

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This is maybe written by someone, not in the U S which makes me feel

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a little bit better about myself slightly better, slightly better.

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Uh, he helped me back up and adjusted his clothes before.

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As he left, he whispered naughty or nice.

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And that was bloody good.

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Your president will be here soon.

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I was wondering what he meant by that when I realized he was gone along with

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any trace of comm and I was only again, just then I heard a key in the luck

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and Dave came in, followed by his mate, Jack, as soon as they saw me, Jack

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told Dave, look like Santa has already.

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The fuck does that mean anyways?

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I don't know.

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As the two of them started to enjoy their unexpected Christmas, treat

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their hands already exploring between my open legs and teasing my already.

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Oh no, this continues.

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Okay.

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Teasing my already sensitive tips tits.

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I remember Jesus.

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I remember thinking Jack, you would never believe me if I

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told you how right you were.

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Uh, that was written by Marie 5, 5, 5, 5 on lush.

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Actually, don't go to that website.

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There's probably viruses.

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It's banned in Canada.

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The fact that, uh, it's, uh, that you know, who knows if this is real or not

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their real name, but Murray, it makes me feel better that possibly a woman

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wrote this and it's less creepy that way.

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Maybe, I don't know.

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Who knows slightly.

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Yeah.

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I dunno.

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You can share my screen.

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No, you're good.

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I was like, I was going to say, I don't know if squad casts or sharing pages

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can transmit viruses, but if squad CAS sees what we just shared, they're

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probably kick us out of their plan.

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Oh my God.

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Yeah.

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That's not going on YouTube again.

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Wouldn't be X.

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That's not going on anything.

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Hopefully, besides.

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Again, we can maniacs.

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Uh, I should do a better job at maybe reading them in full before.

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Uh, I try to just scam and kind of get the overall vibe, but that was

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much worse than I remember it being.

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Um, but again, another short episode from your boys, Shawn, uh, before

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we before, is that a short episode?

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No, we are at a I'm sure I'm going to edit this out, but we are at just

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over an hour, you know, the vibes.

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I did take a pee break peek behind the screen, wicked maniacs.

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I did have to leave.

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Um, but yeah, that's it for this episode, truly apologies

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to everything you just heard.

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Uh, remember the wholesome stuff before I ruined it.

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Um, oh, Um, w shots and thought should also be releasing an episode the

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same day as you're listening to this.

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Hopefully.

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And if not, call me out on Twitter, uh, do something, do something we

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need to get back on the charts and Finland, you know what I'm saying, where

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we've lost our, our number one spot.

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So that's true.

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Yeah.

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If you guys have time and you want to listen to more of me, probably.

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Uh, less disc.

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I want to say I'm much more disgusting on this show than shouts and thoughts

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you are discussing in this show.

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Oh, you're still, you're still charting in Finland.

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Am I?

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You're still number 62, number 62 in Finland and episode in like two

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months, 237 in America in, uh, improv.

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So there you go.

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in the U S you know, shout out to, uh, our little collective between

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the three of us and possibly more.

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I don't know when we're dropping news, but big news coming, doing a little

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shimmy, doing a little dance, who knows, but anyways, that's it for this

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episode, John, Josh, we don't do plugs anymore, but whenever we're fucking

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over time, if you want to give a plug, you can, if not, that's a whatever.

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We do do the outro work and they find us do the outro.

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You know, where you could find us.

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You can find us on Twitter and Instagram and Patrion and discord and, uh, Patriot

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on and buy me a coffee and Patrion and buy me a coffee, a patron, buy me a coffee.

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If you can.

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All of those links on our website, read it.

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I read it on the Wiki.

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Holy shit.

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I got the name wrong.

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Ready on wiki.com.

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You can find all those links stay up to date.

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We are very active on Twitter and by we, I mean, John, uh, we all see.

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We posted regularly on Instagram and sometimes on Tik TOK.

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And also we have a Patriot and buy me a coffee.

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I don't know if you heard that we have a Patrion and a body of coffee.

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Uh, but yeah, you can hit us up on there if you want to support us financially.

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Uh, if not, that's cool.

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Just leave a five star review and, uh, keep listening despite, uh, if you want to

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skip my episodes, you know, that's fine.

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I get it.

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I absolutely get it, but just skip the last 15 minutes.

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I mean, who knows?

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Maybe only the last 15 minutes is bad or my, all my episodes are bad.

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Who knows, but let's see what our people listen to.

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That's true.

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Again, this is your fault guys.

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This is your fault.

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Anyways, happy December 20th, Merry Christmas.

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If you celebrate happy Hanukkah, happy Kwanzaa, happy,

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whatever you want to celebrate.

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And by.

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So you guys are next week when there's no.

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Are we doing this?

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We're not even recording a video.

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They feel the vibes though.

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They feel the energy of the place you at you're right.

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There you go.

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Bye guys.