Sean: 00:00:16

Uh, the fuck is up with a maniac.

Sean: 00:00:19

See, it's your boy, Sean coming in hot with the intro music.

Sean: 00:00:23

No anxiety.

Sean: 00:00:24

It's 20, 22.

Sean: 00:00:26

I'm a pro now.

Sean: 00:00:28

Ah, just kidding.

Sean: 00:00:29

The music's done.

Sean: 00:00:30

Anxiety is back up.

Sean: 00:00:31

The sound of silence is a

Josh: 00:00:34

I'll start it back up.

Sean: 00:00:37

but uh, yeah, what's a wicked maniacs.

Sean: 00:00:40

Uh, it's your boy, Sean.

Sean: 00:00:42

I'm with John and Josh say what's up boys.

Josh: 00:00:45

What's up boys.

Sean: 00:00:48

Perfect.

Sean: 00:00:49

And, uh, you're you, you know what, you're listening to you click play.

Sean: 00:00:53

This is a, read it on Wiki.

Sean: 00:00:55

We learned something new every week.

Sean: 00:00:56

We use Reddit and work a pedia as our main sources of research.

Sean: 00:01:01

Uh, yeah.

Sean: 00:01:03

Uh, if you're listening to this, this is, uh, what is this?

Sean: 00:01:07

January 31st.

Josh: 00:01:10

Sure.

Sean: 00:01:11

I will have just had a very successful live show with shots

Sean: 00:01:14

on thoughts and a wicked maniacs.

Sean: 00:01:15

If you tuned into that, I hope you had a good time, uh, peek behind the screen

Sean: 00:01:20

that has not happened yet in real life.

Sean: 00:01:22

Uh, I do hope it goes well, uh, much anxiety will be there as

Sean: 00:01:26

well, but, uh, we'll get to that when we get to that anyways,

John: 00:01:30

To be fair.

John: 00:01:30

You're really confident when you were in shots and thoughts.

Josh: 00:01:33

Yeah.

Josh: 00:01:34

You're

Sean: 00:01:34

true.

Sean: 00:01:35

Yeah.

Sean: 00:01:35

I I'm, I, I, that I have full control over this.

Sean: 00:01:41

I don't know what's happening a lot of the times.

Sean: 00:01:43

It's, uh, I

Josh: 00:01:44

so the ones you host, you edit.

Sean: 00:01:47

I do edit.

Sean: 00:01:48

I do have control of the ones I have, but I mean, podcasts wise, I have to do

Sean: 00:01:54

zero research for shouts and thoughts.

Sean: 00:01:56

I mean, I borderline do zero research for Reddit.

Sean: 00:01:58

All Wiki, let's be honest, but

John: 00:02:01

You do research.

Sean: 00:02:02

I do research.

Sean: 00:02:05

I do research.

Sean: 00:02:05

I read before I read it on here, but, uh, I don't write anything, but, uh, I'll

Josh: 00:02:11

none of the spot.

Josh: 00:02:12

He doesn't read any of the smoke beforehand

Sean: 00:02:14

No, I

Josh: 00:02:16

the first line

Sean: 00:02:17

the smart and I'm like, this is an acceptable length and girth.

Sean: 00:02:21

So we will read this on the pod.

Josh: 00:02:24

and then we get halfway through and you're like, I didn't know it was going to

Sean: 00:02:27

And I was like, oh, this is the worst thing we've ever done.

John: 00:02:31

Apologies.

John: 00:02:32

We can maniacs.

Sean: 00:02:33

Uh, feverously apologizing in the middle of this.

Sean: 00:02:39

But, uh, yeah.

Sean: 00:02:41

Uh, you guys know what's up, it's your boy hosting this episode?

Sean: 00:02:44

Um, I already explained the show.

Sean: 00:02:47

I already said our name.

Sean: 00:02:48

So that means it's time to shout out the patrons, the people who pay our bills.

Sean: 00:02:55

You know what I'm saying?

Sean: 00:02:56

Shout out a real quick, John, shout them out real quick.

John: 00:03:00

we got vena.

John: 00:03:03

We got Lindsey,

Sean: 00:03:04

Ooh.

John: 00:03:05

we got Gabby.

John: 00:03:08

We got Aaron and we got Taru

Sean: 00:03:12

shout out to those five.

Sean: 00:03:14

Um, if you guys want to be shouted out as well on the podcast, uh,

Sean: 00:03:18

you can, uh, hop on the Patrion.

Sean: 00:03:20

We got a bunch of tears.

Sean: 00:03:22

Uh, I feel like it's pretty self-explanatory, but I do like

Sean: 00:03:25

explaining it because, uh, you know, just, it feels nice to say

Josh: 00:03:29

man mansplain it to me, Sean mansplain.

Sean: 00:03:32

I will say.

Sean: 00:03:34

Whatever mansplaining was a hot topic for a while.

Sean: 00:03:37

I was like, should I not explain anything ever?

Sean: 00:03:40

Like, I don't know how the what's the boundaries of.

Josh: 00:03:43

I think, I think there's definitely a, there's a definitely a line.

Josh: 00:03:47

You know what I mean?

Sean: 00:03:48

Don't talk over women for

Josh: 00:03:50

Yeah.

Josh: 00:03:51

Don't talk down

Sean: 00:03:52

don't talk down to women for sure.

Sean: 00:03:54

But anytime I explain anything, I'm like, what if you already know this?

Sean: 00:03:58

And I am being an asshole and I don't even know.

Sean: 00:04:01

So I had much anxiety explaining anything.

Sean: 00:04:05

Uh,

Josh: 00:04:06

You just have anxiety

Sean: 00:04:07

uh, yeah.

Sean: 00:04:09

You know, I don't have much anxiety in life, uh, until I talk about it on here.

Sean: 00:04:14

And I'm like, actually I have lots of anxieties.

John: 00:04:18

Sean, is this a real life?

John: 00:04:20

Nick Miller.

Sean: 00:04:21

Yeah.

Sean: 00:04:22

There's the everything is wrong.

Sean: 00:04:24

There is no right.

Josh: 00:04:28

there's a gray area for everything, Sean.

Josh: 00:04:30

You're you're fine.

Sean: 00:04:31

yeah, but a real quick breakdown, a Patrion, we got the $1

Sean: 00:04:36

tier that gets you access to our, oh, you were just doing the $1.

Sean: 00:04:42

I feel you, I thought you were saying like pause a $1 tier.

Sean: 00:04:47

Uh, so you get exclusive access to the Patrion exclusive discord.

Sean: 00:04:51

We have the $5 tier.

Sean: 00:04:53

You get all the kittens.

Sean: 00:04:55

Uh, from Reddit on Wiki, let's start a Colt bound.

Sean: 00:04:59

You get John's bonus kabba episodes and they're all a week early and ad free.

Sean: 00:05:05

Uh, you can get the $10 tier, which will give you a special shout outs

Sean: 00:05:10

on episodes of Reddit on Wiki.

Sean: 00:05:12

I will read anything that you write anything at all.

Sean: 00:05:15

And, uh, on top of that, you get bonus content from all of the other

Sean: 00:05:19

cultivate podcasts network shows like yield crime pineapple pizza podcast.

Sean: 00:05:24

Uh, we are distractions, shots and thoughts, all that good stuff.

Sean: 00:05:27

For $15, you get all of that.

Sean: 00:05:30

Plus you get the back catalog of shots and thoughts, because I think

Sean: 00:05:34

today on the dot, there will be no season one and season two on

Sean: 00:05:40

wherever you get your podcasts.

Sean: 00:05:42

Season one and season two will only be on the cultivate podcast network Patrion,

Josh: 00:05:47

Jay's going to be so disappointed.

Sean: 00:05:49

Jade caught up.

Sean: 00:05:51

Jade caught out, shout out to

John: 00:05:52

up.

Josh: 00:05:52

Holy

Sean: 00:05:53

caught up.

Sean: 00:05:53

She.

Josh: 00:05:54

she, she burned through so many

Sean: 00:05:55

burned through like 15 episodes.

Sean: 00:05:57

And like very quick time, she was tweeting at me again, Jade making

Sean: 00:06:02

my day when you tweet about it.

Sean: 00:06:03

But, uh, yeah, she, she fucking zoomed past it.

Sean: 00:06:07

I feel

Josh: 00:06:07

impressive.

Sean: 00:06:08

I feel like last week she was like, oh, I'm getting a hang of the new games.

Sean: 00:06:11

And then a few days later, oh, the finale, I was like, what?

Sean: 00:06:16

The, you are a beast.

Sean: 00:06:18

I it's awesome.

Sean: 00:06:20

Uh, shout out to Jade, but uh, yeah, $50 here.

Sean: 00:06:24

You get our whole back catalog.

John: 00:06:26

I was going to say, I was just talking to Jane earlier and

John: 00:06:28

I'm just like, man, I wish we had, I wish we can clone her as a fan.

John: 00:06:32

We had all our fans like that just, just live tweeting us on every

John: 00:06:37

episode that just warms my heart.

John: 00:06:39

I

Sean: 00:06:40

dude.

Sean: 00:06:40

It's so fun.

John: 00:06:41

feel like someone's actually listening.

John: 00:06:42

You know what I'm saying?

Sean: 00:06:43

I'm like, it's not just my, my wife and, uh,

John: 00:06:46

your wife listens to yourself.

John: 00:06:48

Yeah.

John: 00:06:48

My wife won't even listen to why shit

Josh: 00:06:50

Yeah, my girlfriend stopped too.

Sean: 00:06:53

After episode two, I don't blame either of your girls for not

Sean: 00:06:57

listening after the fucking Randy Orton, John Siena, cookie smut.

Sean: 00:07:02

Uh,

Josh: 00:07:02

fair.

John: 00:07:03

set the bar high.

Sean: 00:07:05

then on top of that to you, we have the $25 tier, which gets all

Sean: 00:07:10

of the stuff I already talked about.

Sean: 00:07:12

Plus twice a year, we're going to send you merge from any of our shows and, uh,

Sean: 00:07:16

yeah, that's the patriotic breakdown.

Sean: 00:07:18

That's down with the house cleaning.

Sean: 00:07:19

So without further edgy.

John: 00:07:22

It's called a house cleaning,

Sean: 00:07:24

Yeah.

Sean: 00:07:24

What, what, what do you see how how's keeping

Josh: 00:07:27

I mean, it's,

Sean: 00:07:27

it?

Sean: 00:07:28

Same,

John: 00:07:28

I guess, I

Sean: 00:07:29

same, same, but different.

Sean: 00:07:32

John's got to bust my balls on everything, man, house.

Josh: 00:07:35

going to say, I was going to say usually on the ball Buster

Josh: 00:07:39

John's out here cracking nuts.

Sean: 00:07:41

I feel, I feel like we're, we're like a starter Pokemon.

Sean: 00:07:45

You know what I'm saying?

Sean: 00:07:46

One of us always bought bus another person's Paul's.

John: 00:07:49

that's true.

John: 00:07:49

I got dibs on fire type.

Josh: 00:07:52

Oh, that's why you bust me for not being spicy enough.

Josh: 00:07:54

I'm the grass

Sean: 00:07:55

Yeah,

Josh: 00:07:57

or I'm the water?

Josh: 00:07:58

I don't know which one water's cooler.

Josh: 00:08:00

Like Squirtle.

John: 00:08:01

Now you like to squirt,

Sean: 00:08:03

Jesus Christ.

Josh: 00:08:09

Oh, well, there's a spot

John: 00:08:11

yeah, we got to have something.

Sean: 00:08:14

All right, boys.

Sean: 00:08:14

Uh, before we get into the episode's topic,

Sean: 00:08:19

what have you guys been up to?

Sean: 00:08:20

You has been two weeks since we've seen each other and seeing each

Sean: 00:08:24

other, I mean, virtually again, wicked maniacs never met in person.

Sean: 00:08:29

I was in Johnstown.

Sean: 00:08:31

Uh, uh, we missed each other, but, uh, yeah.

Sean: 00:08:35

What have you guys been doing?

Josh: 00:08:37

Did you just go on vacation, John?

John: 00:08:39

did.

John: 00:08:40

I actually just got back from Las Vegas

John: 00:08:43

and

John: 00:08:44

Arizona.

John: 00:08:45

Uh that's.

John: 00:08:46

That was for, or purposes anyways, uh, Las Vegas, we went

John: 00:08:52

there, uh, just to hang out.

John: 00:08:54

Um, we kinda did more of the outdoor stuff because I do not like Vegas, particularly.

John: 00:09:01

I'm not, I'm not much of a night life type of person, so that

John: 00:09:05

doesn't appeal to me as much.

John: 00:09:07

So we went and saw like red rock canyon and just a bunch of like

John: 00:09:10

different outdoor, um, stuff like outside the city of the strip.

John: 00:09:15

Um, and then afterwards, we went on this really, really nice, beautiful tour.

John: 00:09:20

Um, at the grand canyon we want on the, um, the west grand canyon side,

John: 00:09:25

we did the, um, it's called a sky bridge, which is pretty much a clear.

John: 00:09:30

Path over, over, over the grand canyon.

John: 00:09:35

Uh, of course we did the typical, like touristy pig.

John: 00:09:38

I laid down face first, so I felt like I was flying.

John: 00:09:42

Uh, I D I just, tinkled just a little bit, cause I'm scared of Heights, but I went

Sean: 00:09:48

Uh

Sean: 00:09:48

husband to say,

John: 00:09:49

Yeah.

John: 00:09:49

Uh, yeah, I'm scared of, I'm deadly scared of Heights, but I still did

Josh: 00:09:52

Um, I'm right there with

Sean: 00:09:54

I

Josh: 00:09:55

not a fan.

Sean: 00:09:55

I was in New York and there's a building, uh, like, you know, one of

Sean: 00:09:58

the, you know, top of the rock or forget what the fuck this one was called.

Sean: 00:10:02

Like maybe sky's age or some, some shit like that, where they have a clear thing.

Sean: 00:10:06

And it's just the streets of New York below you.

Sean: 00:10:09

Fuck.

Sean: 00:10:09

No, was looking over the edge.

Sean: 00:10:12

I didn't step on the clear plastic or glass or whatever it was.

Sean: 00:10:15

I was like, I do that,

John: 00:10:16

Chicago is like that with Sears tower.

John: 00:10:18

Like you

Sean: 00:10:19

the sky

John: 00:10:20

site and you're like leaning on that bitch.

Josh: 00:10:22

yeah.

Josh: 00:10:23

See, and Terry, I think you can do the same thing where you're like outside,

John: 00:10:26

Yeah.

Josh: 00:10:27

uh, on like a harness or something.

Josh: 00:10:29

I've never been up the CN tower.

Josh: 00:10:30

I'm definitely

Josh: 00:10:32

afraid

Sean: 00:10:32

outside.

Josh: 00:10:34

Yeah, I think so.

Josh: 00:10:35

Yeah.

Josh: 00:10:35

You're outside on the CN tower.

John: 00:10:37

Oh shit.

Sean: 00:10:37

And you're hanging there.

Sean: 00:10:38

You have to put a harness on

Josh: 00:10:40

Yeah.

Josh: 00:10:41

Uh

Josh: 00:10:42

outside walk

John: 00:10:43

no no no

Josh: 00:10:46

called the edge walk.

Josh: 00:10:47

Uh, yeah, I'll share my screen.

Josh: 00:10:50

Not that anyone else can see it, but

Sean: 00:10:52

Great for the podcast

Sean: 00:10:55

listeners

Josh: 00:10:56

But yeah, you get getting these like red jumpsuits and you hang over the edge.

Josh: 00:11:00

Uh,

Sean: 00:11:01

Oh fuck

John: 00:11:01

Oh no.

Josh: 00:11:03

yeah.

Sean: 00:11:04

don't even

Sean: 00:11:05

I don't even do roller coasters that aren't like

Sean: 00:11:07

Disney

John: 00:11:08

damn.

John: 00:11:08

Ain't that?

John: 00:11:08

Motherfucking

Sean: 00:11:09

Wait, yo that's fucking

John: 00:11:10

Drake?

John: 00:11:11

Yeah.

John: 00:11:11

That's the views views album,

John: 00:11:13

man

Josh: 00:11:14

yeah.

Josh: 00:11:14

yeah.

Josh: 00:11:14

He did.

Josh: 00:11:15

Let's where they got the picture

John: 00:11:16

oh shit.

John: 00:11:18

Okay

Sean: 00:11:19

jumpsuit.

Sean: 00:11:19

Drake's Wilder.

Sean: 00:11:20

It's probably

John: 00:11:21

Brittany.

Josh: 00:11:22

I'm sure they Photoshop

Josh: 00:11:23

Yeah

Sean: 00:11:23

Photoshop

Sean: 00:11:24

As soon as I said it, I was like,

Sean: 00:11:25

yeah, your Photoshop

John: 00:11:29

yeah it was pretty dope.

John: 00:11:31

Uh, and then we did go to, um, there's this place called Eagle

John: 00:11:35

point that we got to go to, it actually looked like an Eagle.

John: 00:11:38

And then, uh, we went to this part.

John: 00:11:41

I want it to go to horseshoe bend, but it was on the other side.

John: 00:11:43

So we went to this place called guano point.

John: 00:11:46

I was pretty much a cave full of bat shit.

John: 00:11:48

And like literally it's bat shit.

John: 00:11:50

Uh, they use it for like

Josh: 00:11:51

Don't you know how COVID started.

John: 00:11:54

So that was probably the origins of it.

John: 00:11:56

And then, uh, me and my wife like went to this kind of hike above

John: 00:12:00

guano point where it overlooks 360 degree view of the grand canyon.

John: 00:12:04

And it's, it's amazing, man.

John: 00:12:06

It's it looks so fake, but, uh, yeah, just, just, you know, blessed for

John: 00:12:10

the opportunity, like to see a few of the, the wonders of the world,

John: 00:12:14

whether it's natural or manmade.

John: 00:12:16

And, uh, my bucket list is to complete all that.

John: 00:12:19

So, um, five down, many times.

Josh: 00:12:24

Wait, wait, can you name some of the other name, a couple other ones

Josh: 00:12:27

you

Josh: 00:12:27

want to go.

John: 00:12:28

I, I definitely want to go to Petra in Jordan.

John: 00:12:31

I definitely want to see the, um, I think it was Rio de Janeiro, the big

John: 00:12:36

Jesus, not a I'm not a religious but, um, definitely wanna see Acropolis.

John: 00:12:42

Um, I want to see, and I think, uh, Sean, after, after hours, I think you

John: 00:12:48

mentioned like, uh, Ryan is going to Machu Picchu and that's a mine as well.

Josh: 00:12:52

That's cool.

John: 00:12:53

uh, yeah, man, there's so much, there's so much places that I want to

John: 00:12:56

visit and hopefully I don't die before.

John: 00:12:59

It's an actually make make it work.

Sean: 00:13:01

I just saw a, tic-tac speaking about Machu Picchu

Sean: 00:13:04

some day did like around trip.

Sean: 00:13:06

I don't know where he's at originally, but he did a round trip

Sean: 00:13:09

to Peru and it was like 380 bucks.

Josh: 00:13:12

Damn

Sean: 00:13:13

And that yeah.

Sean: 00:13:15

Round trip.

Sean: 00:13:15

I think he did.

Sean: 00:13:17

I think he said it was so cheap that that 380 bucks included like food and stay.

Sean: 00:13:22

He stayed at like hostels and shit super cheap,

Sean: 00:13:24

but

Sean: 00:13:25

but he was like, yeah, every like IHG food and stayed at a cheap hostel, but

Sean: 00:13:29

like three 80 bucks for international trip is that's pretty unbeatable.

Josh: 00:13:33

Well, it's probably like I would, I was going to say the

Josh: 00:13:37

currency there, American dollars are probably worth way more.

Josh: 00:13:40

Right So it'd

Josh: 00:13:41

be cheaper that way as well.

Josh: 00:13:43

Um, just like visiting Canada.

Sean: 00:13:47

Yeah, Third world country, Canada.

Josh: 00:13:49

Yeah.

Josh: 00:13:51

Hey, we were first on the best place to live,

Sean: 00:13:54

Yeah.

Sean: 00:13:54

I don't doubt you I'm talking shit, but

John: 00:13:56

Yeah I'm

Josh: 00:13:57

issues with that list, but

John: 00:14:00

Um, big couldn't couldn't couldn't be but yeah, man, I'm

John: 00:14:04

pronounced pretty much it like, you know, I, um, just loved opportunity

John: 00:14:08

to travel and I actually got to spend time with my, with my in-laws too.

John: 00:14:10

So that was pretty dope.

John: 00:14:11

I get along with them really well.

John: 00:14:13

So it w it was pretty awesome.

John: 00:14:15

It was just a nice relaxing trip.

John: 00:14:16

And I think I mentioned last episode, um, it felt, I felt really guilty because

John: 00:14:21

I'm usually, I guess I'm a workaholic.

John: 00:14:25

Uh I'm.

Josh: 00:14:26

No, you don't

Sean: 00:14:27

you

Sean: 00:14:27

mentioned this in a future episode.

John: 00:14:29

Oh, future episode.

John: 00:14:30

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

John: 00:14:31

But I I'm, I'm, I'm quite, uh, quite a bit of a workaholic.

John: 00:14:35

I am usually awake wee hours of the morning and awake, like wee hours of

John: 00:14:41

the night, so I don't sleep, but I,

Sean: 00:14:44

You're trying to change that this year though,

Sean: 00:14:45

right

John: 00:14:46

yeah, I, I sleep way more now I I take afternoon naps at times.

Sean: 00:14:51

hell yeah.

John: 00:14:51

I'll be turning my shit off, like

Josh: 00:14:54

I do afternoon naps all the

John: 00:14:55

yeah.

John: 00:14:55

Pass a certain cutoff time.

John: 00:14:57

Like I ain't doing shit.

Josh: 00:15:00

Nice.

Josh: 00:15:01

That's awesome.

Josh: 00:15:01

That sounds like a good trip.

Josh: 00:15:02

I'm very jealous obviously.

John: 00:15:05

you can't go

John: 00:15:05

anywhere

Josh: 00:15:06

no,

Sean: 00:15:07

rubbing it in my

Sean: 00:15:08

God

John: 00:15:09

and you're cold as fuck.

Sean: 00:15:11

Yeah.

Sean: 00:15:12

What to do is get like a one, uh, get like an Oculus and then go on

Sean: 00:15:15

your treadmill and you're, you're a

John: 00:15:16

Oh, genius.

Josh: 00:15:18

like I'm.

Josh: 00:15:19

Yeah, I just, right now I just have a TV in front of me, so

Josh: 00:15:22

it's

John: 00:15:23

I would use Oculus for all the wrong reasons.

John: 00:15:25

Let me just

Sean: 00:15:26

Oh no.

Josh: 00:15:27

oh God,

John: 00:15:28

five times a day might

John: 00:15:30

get be it

Sean: 00:15:34

make

Josh: 00:15:34

time world

Sean: 00:15:35

I'm

Sean: 00:15:35

I'm the tainted one here, but truly I just got stuck with this muck.

Sean: 00:15:41

Uh,

Sean: 00:15:41

what the fuck is

Sean: 00:15:42

smut smut gimmick.

Sean: 00:15:44

I was trying to gimmick and smut schmuck smart

Josh: 00:15:48

Uh, uh, I do have, um, so we've, we've kind of talked about it.

Josh: 00:15:54

Like I moved to this apartment, um, uh, back in like October or

Josh: 00:16:00

whatever, and, uh, like how it works is there's, uh, two apartments

Josh: 00:16:06

that, like, it's not an apartment.

Josh: 00:16:07

It's like a, we have our own entrance.

Sean: 00:16:09

like a duplex.

Josh: 00:16:10

Yeah, I kind of like that, but there's like people above us.

Josh: 00:16:14

So we have like the main floor and then the basement and then they

Josh: 00:16:16

have two floors and then there's another, uh, it's like split anyway.

Josh: 00:16:20

It's hard to it's complicated anyway.

Josh: 00:16:22

There's there's uh, so for the longest time, there was no neighbors above

Josh: 00:16:26

us because they'd just been built and they hadn't sold them yet, I guess.

Josh: 00:16:31

And, uh, I guess it must be like January, like the beginning of January, someone

Josh: 00:16:36

moved in to the place right above us.

Josh: 00:16:39

And they are the loudest

Josh: 00:16:41

goddamn people I

Josh: 00:16:42

swear to

John: 00:16:43

my

John: 00:16:44

neighbors from hell.

Josh: 00:16:46

yeah, they have a, I think it's like a child.

Josh: 00:16:48

They have a child of some sort.

Josh: 00:16:49

I've never seen it, but I can

Josh: 00:16:51

hear it

Josh: 00:16:53

I don't know what, like gender, um,

Sean: 00:16:57

say

Sean: 00:16:57

them, them,

John: 00:16:59

Made

Josh: 00:17:00

them, it's the same thing.

John: 00:17:01

you know

Sean: 00:17:02

it

Sean: 00:17:02

sounds much worse

Sean: 00:17:03

than that

Josh: 00:17:04

Uh, kids or sometimes, um, so, uh, uh, the, they live like, so the

Josh: 00:17:12

kids' room is right above my office and it's either there or the kids.

Josh: 00:17:18

I say, keep saying it, the kids are either not old enough to go

Josh: 00:17:22

to school or is homeschooled.

Josh: 00:17:24

I'm not sure because they're always home and they just stop all the time.

Josh: 00:17:31

Like it's a kids stopping, but that's not the worst day I could live with that.

Josh: 00:17:36

You know, during the day it's fine.

Josh: 00:17:37

Whatever.

Josh: 00:17:38

I throw my headphones on, I listen to a podcast or music or a book

Josh: 00:17:41

why it's not, not a big deal.

Josh: 00:17:44

Um, it's not until 10 30 at night.

Josh: 00:17:49

We're lying down.

Josh: 00:17:50

Cause my girlfriend, teachers, she has to get up, go to school early in the morning.

Josh: 00:17:55

We're lying down in bed.

Josh: 00:17:56

10 30.

Josh: 00:17:58

And it is just like, that's when they wake up and their living

Josh: 00:18:01

room must be right above us.

Josh: 00:18:03

And she just does she, or he, whatever the kid is just as

Josh: 00:18:07

the lapse of the living room.

Josh: 00:18:08

And it's like, what the fuck is going on up there until 11 30, 11 30 every night.

John: 00:18:16

beat the I

Josh: 00:18:17

do you put your kid to bed?

Sean: 00:18:19

you don't, you don't fucking have you gotten the broom and done the fucking,

Josh: 00:18:22

I banged on the walls.

Josh: 00:18:24

I don't know they don't know if they hear it.

Josh: 00:18:26

Uh, we're going to write them a note.

Josh: 00:18:28

Uh, cause it's just, it's unbearable.

Josh: 00:18:32

Like I like it cause we're not going to sleep until like 1130 midnight and uh,

Josh: 00:18:38

yeah, I get cranky when I don't sleep.

John: 00:18:41

Oh, my

Josh: 00:18:42

Uh, so that has been, uh, especially when this is like, I can't go anywhere.

Josh: 00:18:47

So I'm here all the time.

Josh: 00:18:49

It's uh, definitely drives you a little nuts.

Josh: 00:18:51

Um, so that's so you got to go on a trip.

Josh: 00:18:55

I got.

John: 00:18:56

Do you

Josh: 00:18:57

I

Josh: 00:18:57

lose my mind.

John: 00:18:58

deal with it?

Josh: 00:18:59

Yeah.

Josh: 00:19:00

Basically.

Josh: 00:19:01

Um, and so how it works do is like there's a split in our apartment above us.

Josh: 00:19:06

So like the one neighbor lives on the one side and the other labor lives on the

Josh: 00:19:11

other side, never hear the other neighbor.

Josh: 00:19:13

They're the quietest people in the And it's so nice, but they're there above our

Josh: 00:19:18

living room, which is super inconvenient because we're not there at midnight.

Josh: 00:19:22

So, but yeah.

Josh: 00:19:25

So that's my update.

Sean: 00:19:27

whenever I lived in an apartment, I think I was always top floor.

Sean: 00:19:30

So I've never had to deal with, uh, uh, knowing people above me.

Josh: 00:19:36

I

Josh: 00:19:36

have, this might be the first time I've lived underneath people.

Josh: 00:19:41

It's eyeopening for sure.

Sean: 00:19:43

I always wonder like, am I the loud?

John: 00:19:46

First time.

John: 00:19:47

Josh a bottom

Sean: 00:19:48

Am I the problem?

Sean: 00:19:49

Oh

Josh: 00:19:50

And I hate

Josh: 00:19:51

it

Josh: 00:19:53

I ain't no bottom bitch.

John: 00:19:55

top, always, baby.

Josh: 00:19:58

Uh,

Sean: 00:20:01

all right.

Sean: 00:20:01

Well, now that we know what we've been up to, uh, we'll hop into this week's

Sean: 00:20:07

episode 20 minutes in, whoops, sorry.

Sean: 00:20:10

Uh, so I've, I picked this topic because you know, we're part of the cultivate

Sean: 00:20:17

family and, uh, you know, ever since we.

Sean: 00:20:21

Sign podcast onto the network.

Sean: 00:20:23

I listened to all the podcasts.

Sean: 00:20:24

You know what I'm saying?

Sean: 00:20:25

Cultivate gang sign eight, eight, but, uh, yeah, I started listening

Sean: 00:20:30

to all the podcasts on the, um, you know, I've mentioned this before,

Sean: 00:20:34

but I'm not the best at listening to the indie podcasts thing.

Sean: 00:20:38

Cause I didn't start podcasting until I had already had like a set

Sean: 00:20:43

amount of shows I was listening to.

Sean: 00:20:44

So now that we podcasts signed to cultivate, now I'm

Josh: 00:20:49

I'm the same way.

Josh: 00:20:51

I'm the same way.

Josh: 00:20:51

Like you call me at all the time for not listening to shots.

Josh: 00:20:54

And

Sean: 00:20:55

oh,

Sean: 00:20:55

it's

Josh: 00:20:56

I, I, listened here and there.

Josh: 00:20:58

Um, but I just have, like, my set shows that like, even before, like there are

Josh: 00:21:04

some, some podcasts, like the network, I have been listening to a lot more.

Josh: 00:21:07

Um, but man, I have like my set five podcasts that release Monday,

Josh: 00:21:13

Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

Josh: 00:21:15

And that's my, that's my

Josh: 00:21:16

my out

Josh: 00:21:18

Yeah.

Josh: 00:21:19

Yeah.

Josh: 00:21:19

And so, uh, I, I feel you, you're not alone in that, but I

Josh: 00:21:23

do like to try and branch out.

Sean: 00:21:25

yeah, I've, I've been ever since we signed the shows onto the network and

Sean: 00:21:28

cultivators official official, I've been listening to everybody's shows every week

Sean: 00:21:31

and it helps that fantasy football's over.

Sean: 00:21:33

Cause the shout out fantasy footballers, but they used to do every single,

Sean: 00:21:38

like Monday through Friday and episode an hour long episode, but

Sean: 00:21:42

they get like, that's their job.

Josh: 00:21:44

Yeah.

Josh: 00:21:44

Yeah That's

Sean: 00:21:45

Like they fucking, they started there.

Sean: 00:21:47

They like have employees, like they're fucking doing it,

Josh: 00:21:51

if we've got enough Patriots, we'll do a daily to fuck

Josh: 00:21:54

it

Sean: 00:21:54

They,

John: 00:21:55

Who that?

John: 00:21:56

I agree with that bitch.

Sean: 00:21:58

Dude, the fantasy football or this is just like, you know, shout out

Sean: 00:22:01

to one of my favorite podcasts, but like they're fucking humongous goals.

Sean: 00:22:05

Cause.

Sean: 00:22:07

I think they just started like recording in their bedroom and they did it

Sean: 00:22:10

for their fantasy football league.

Sean: 00:22:12

And then they released it out to the public.

Sean: 00:22:13

It got popular, they got big enough to where they could hire people.

Sean: 00:22:17

And they bought out like have an office building for all their employees.

Sean: 00:22:21

And then they had so much than that.

Sean: 00:22:23

They have so much, uh, shit going on with the fantasy football or stuff that

Sean: 00:22:28

they branched out and made a comedy only no football podcast, since they

Sean: 00:22:33

have time, since they have other people doing their research and shit, I'm just

Sean: 00:22:37

like

John: 00:22:38

out.

Sean: 00:22:40

time

Sean: 00:22:40

Podcasting,

John: 00:22:41

Bias out, please.

Josh: 00:22:43

The issue is we could never have an office.

Josh: 00:22:45

It would wouldn't work.

Josh: 00:22:46

It'd be we do it in the middle of somewhere.

Josh: 00:22:48

Like, what do we do in Chicago or

John: 00:22:50

have to move to like New York or some

Josh: 00:22:52

We fly there.

Josh: 00:22:54

Yeah.

Josh: 00:22:54

New York wouldn't be that far.

Josh: 00:22:55

new York's only

Josh: 00:22:56

like

John: 00:22:57

once a month, episode bachelor court for like 12 hours straight,

Sean: 00:23:01

And

Sean: 00:23:01

shit.

Josh: 00:23:02

same room

John: 00:23:03

same

Josh: 00:23:04

12 hours.

Josh: 00:23:05

Oh

Sean: 00:23:07

But yeah, I've been listening to all the cultivates shows recently.

Sean: 00:23:09

And, uh, I was listening to a pineapple when I first started

Sean: 00:23:12

listening to pineapple pizza pot, uh, like a month or two ago, they,

Sean: 00:23:17

they talk about cryptozoology a lot.

Sean: 00:23:19

And I was like, what the fuck is that?

Sean: 00:23:22

Like, what is that?

Sean: 00:23:23

Like, I know urban legends.

Sean: 00:23:24

I know the other stuff they talk about, but what is cryptozoology?

Sean: 00:23:28

So I found out through listening to what it was, but, uh, I thought I'd

Sean: 00:23:32

share with the wicked maniacs for the other people that are ignorant

Sean: 00:23:36

to the science, pseudoscience, whatever, uh, of cryptozoology.

Sean: 00:23:43

So, John, Josh, what is your experience with cryptozoology?

Sean: 00:23:48

What do you guys know about it?

Josh: 00:23:54

You want me to take it away?

Josh: 00:23:54

Sorry

Josh: 00:23:55

Uh, I think it's like, I feel dragons fall under it.

Josh: 00:24:00

Like it's like creatures that probably don't exist, but are

Josh: 00:24:07

treated like they exist maybe.

Josh: 00:24:09

Is that kind of what it is?

Sean: 00:24:11

Close close at.

Sean: 00:24:12

I mean, essentially I think that's, that's what it is from

Sean: 00:24:16

my, my short research and from

Josh: 00:24:18

And that's the episode that.

Sean: 00:24:20

case solved, actually.

Sean: 00:24:22

So, you know, Patrion again, $25, $25, $25, John, would he know about,

Sean: 00:24:29

uh cryptids and cryptozoology?

John: 00:24:32

Well, cryptids are more of like the, the legendary type of, of creatures.

John: 00:24:39

Not necessarily like pertaining to the, it kind of pertains to some

John: 00:24:43

paranormal aspect, but not really.

John: 00:24:44

They're more of like, Like a monster, like you got your big floods, your lock

John: 00:24:48

neces, and they're more of like a folk

John: 00:24:52

lore

John: 00:24:53

or dragons.

Josh: 00:24:54

fall under that.

John: 00:24:55

mean, Lochness monster is kinda dragon

Josh: 00:24:58

true

Josh: 00:24:59

I feel dragons are just like the, like, like trying Chinese cryptids right.

Josh: 00:25:05

Like that's kind of what the right.

Josh: 00:25:07

Maybe they're like

John: 00:25:09

they're legends, legends.

John: 00:25:11

So that thing, I think that falls under a cryptozoology.

John: 00:25:15

So I guess it's this pseudo science of, of mythical beasts.

Sean: 00:25:21

Pretty much.

Sean: 00:25:22

Yeah.

Sean: 00:25:22

That's, uh, that's pretty much what it is.

Sean: 00:25:24

Uh, as with all my episodes, I'm going to start with Wiki.

Sean: 00:25:27

We're going to go to a break and then we'll do some Reddit shit.

Sean: 00:25:30

But, uh, yeah, w let's read, uh, the, the Wikipedia, some Reddit sheet.

Sean: 00:25:36

All right.

Sean: 00:25:36

So cryptozoology is the pseudoscience and subculture that searches and

Sean: 00:25:42

studies for unknown, legendary, or extinct animals whose present existence

Sean: 00:25:48

is disputed or unsubstantiated

Josh: 00:25:52

like the clutter

Josh: 00:25:52

is

Sean: 00:25:53

Corolla.

Sean: 00:25:56

Holy

John: 00:25:58

The magical bean.

Sean: 00:26:01

sounds like a you problem.

Sean: 00:26:02

Josh

John: 00:26:04

Oh, shots fired.

Sean: 00:26:08

task.

Sean: 00:26:09

Kidding.

Sean: 00:26:10

All right.

Sean: 00:26:10

He has, he bought an apartment and he has land with this woman.

Sean: 00:26:14

I'm sure Josh knows.

Sean: 00:26:16

Best out to Josh.

Sean: 00:26:17

You know what I'm saying?

Sean: 00:26:18

I fist out to

Sean: 00:26:19

Josh

John: 00:26:20

don't use that on the clutter as please.

Sean: 00:26:22

Yeah,

Josh: 00:26:24

don't use the fist.

Josh: 00:26:25

Oh

John: 00:26:26

don't do that.

Josh: 00:26:26

I go, got to go back to the drawing board then.

Sean: 00:26:29

Jesus Christ.

Sean: 00:26:32

Okay.

Sean: 00:26:32

So particularly the popular are those popular in full Clore, such

Sean: 00:26:37

as big foot, the Lochness monster, Yeti, the trooper Cobre, the

Sean: 00:26:41

Jersey devil and, or the Ben bay.

Sean: 00:26:48

Uh, but yeah, as cryptozoologist refer to these entities, as cryptids a term

Sean: 00:26:55

coined by the subculture, because it does not follow the scientific

Sean: 00:26:58

method, cryptozoology is considered a pseudoscience by mainstream science.

Sean: 00:27:04

It is neither a branch of zoology nor folklore studies.

Sean: 00:27:09

It was originally founded in the 1950s by zoologists.

Sean: 00:27:15

and Ivan T Sanderson

John: 00:27:19

It's not

Josh: 00:27:19

That's the fucking heard.

Sean: 00:27:22

It sounded Spanish like eggs, and then it got German.

Sean: 00:27:26

I don't

Sean: 00:27:26

know

John: 00:27:26

Bernard Webelos.

Josh: 00:27:31

It's not There's only three.

Josh: 00:27:32

There's only three German

John: 00:27:33

That's true.

Sean: 00:27:35

uh

Sean: 00:27:35

August

Josh: 00:27:36

off

Josh: 00:27:38

Wow.

Josh: 00:27:38

I forget what the

John: 00:27:39

Christophe.

John: 00:27:40

It was Christophe.

Sean: 00:27:41

Kristoff,

Sean: 00:27:42

or Josh

Sean: 00:27:43

Josh.

Sean: 00:27:43

is a popular one

Josh: 00:27:44

is That journey?

John: 00:27:46

us my

John: 00:27:47

guy

Josh: 00:27:49

My last name is Jared.

Josh: 00:27:50

I don't know if Josh has

Sean: 00:27:51

shell.

Josh: 00:27:52

it's like biblical

Sean: 00:27:56

is bill cholesterol.

Josh: 00:27:57

Yeah.

John: 00:27:58

shackles, shackles, nickels.

Sean: 00:28:01

Jesus

John: 00:28:01

come from.

Josh: 00:28:03

don't know what you just said,

John: 00:28:04

don't know either.

Josh: 00:28:05

you just cursed in German.

Sean: 00:28:07

Everyone is very offended.

Josh: 00:28:09

Yeah.

Josh: 00:28:10

All the Germans What the fuck?

Sean: 00:28:13

If that, if that is the singular thing that, that made the Germans

Sean: 00:28:16

mad from our podcast, that is,

John: 00:28:18

problematic.

John: 00:28:19

It's also weird

Sean: 00:28:21

it's weird

Josh: 00:28:22

talk the Nazis every day,

Josh: 00:28:23

but

John: 00:28:24

counter.

John: 00:28:25

Oh, shout, hold on.

John: 00:28:26

Shopping.

John: 00:28:26

Let's do fucking.

John: 00:28:28

She's actually counting every single time we say Nazis on the show

Josh: 00:28:33

I think we broke it though.

Josh: 00:28:34

Didn't we?

John: 00:28:35

all last episode.

John: 00:28:37

Oh,

Josh: 00:28:38

don't know if we

John: 00:28:39

we're going to break it into the future.

Josh: 00:28:41

the last episode of the next step is.

John: 00:28:42

The next episode,

Josh: 00:28:43

Yeah.

Josh: 00:28:44

Yeah.

Josh: 00:28:44

The next step

Josh: 00:28:44

is the

John: 00:28:45

to go.

John: 00:28:45

just going

John: 00:28:46

to go

John: 00:28:46

I'm just going to go in there and pre record something Nazis.

Josh: 00:28:50

just scream it into the microphone at the beginning.

Sean: 00:28:53

just do a, put it in the, uh, what is it?

Sean: 00:28:56

Our disclaimer in the beginning, just a whispered Nazi

Sean: 00:28:58

somewhere that just constantly

Sean: 00:28:59

Nazis Nazis Nazis

Josh: 00:29:01

This podcast talks about Nazis

Sean: 00:29:03

There it

Sean: 00:29:04

is

Josh: 00:29:05

and that's how we don't get it monetized on YouTube ever.

Sean: 00:29:08

Fantastic.

Sean: 00:29:09

All right.

Sean: 00:29:09

So the terminology history and approach of cryptozoology go

Sean: 00:29:14

through a brief history of this.

Sean: 00:29:16

as a field cryptozoology originates from the works of Bernard, a

Sean: 00:29:21

Belgian zoologists and Ivan T Sanderson, a Scottish theologists.

Sean: 00:29:27

published on the track of unknown animals, which is a land landmark work

Sean: 00:29:33

among cryptozoologist that was followed by numerous other similar works.

Sean: 00:29:38

Sanderson released a series of books that were pretty similar,

Sean: 00:29:41

including the abominable snowman, uh, legend come to life.

Sean: 00:29:47

So essentially, they started all that in the 1950s to the

Sean: 00:29:52

1960s, and then they termed, the crypto cryptozoologist JE wall.

Sean: 00:30:00

Coined the term crypted in 1983 in the summer issue of the international society

Sean: 00:30:06

of cryptozoology newsletter essentially Wal said, it suggests that new terms,

Sean: 00:30:12

Bitcoin to replace sensational and often misleading terms like monster.

Sean: 00:30:17

My suggestion is cryptid meaning a living thing, having the quality of

Sean: 00:30:21

being hidden or unknown describing those creatures, which are, or may be

Sean: 00:30:26

subjects of cryptozoology investigation.

Sean: 00:30:29

All right.

Sean: 00:30:30

So,

Josh: 00:30:31

When, when was this again?

Josh: 00:30:32

Sorry.

Sean: 00:30:33

Cryptid that, that newsletter and that term was coined in 1983.

Josh: 00:30:39

Okay.

Josh: 00:30:39

Okay.

Josh: 00:30:39

So, well, after I would have expected, I was like, oh, this is like 1,817 hundreds.

Josh: 00:30:48

They, they know, like they don't have satellites or anything like that.

Josh: 00:30:52

Oh, no, they,

John: 00:30:53

people as witches back.

Sean: 00:30:56

everyone's just a wish back then.

John: 00:30:57

Yeah,

Josh: 00:30:58

yeah.

Josh: 00:30:58

Just sounds like white people with too much time on their not going to lie.

Sean: 00:31:02

Belgians in a, just a European, I wonder where JE wall is from.

Sean: 00:31:05

But, uh, even though he coined the term crypted, he is not popular

Sean: 00:31:09

enough to have his own Wikipedia page.

Sean: 00:31:12

So that's a socket, Jay.

Sean: 00:31:16

So

Josh: 00:31:17

ass now.

John: 00:31:18

Yeah

Sean: 00:31:19

I hope he's still alive.

Sean: 00:31:20

83 is not that long ago.

Josh: 00:31:22

Oh, you guessed though.

Sean: 00:31:24

so, while biologists regularly identify new species,

Sean: 00:31:28

cryptozoologist often feature on creatures from folklore record.

Sean: 00:31:32

Most famously.

Sean: 00:31:33

These include the Lochness monster Bigfoot, the Chupacabra, as well as

Sean: 00:31:37

other quote in posing beasts that could be labeled as monsters and quote.

Sean: 00:31:43

So, and their search for these entities cryptozoologist may employ devices.

Sean: 00:31:48

Motion sensitive cameras, night, vision equipment, audio recording,

Sean: 00:31:52

and audio recording equipment.

Sean: 00:31:54

Um, I noticed on the Reddit, uh, on the cryptozoology sub Reddit,

Sean: 00:32:01

a lot of people complained that all videos of cryptids are, uh,

Sean: 00:32:05

shot with potatoes or they they're

Sean: 00:32:10

they're fucking

Sean: 00:32:11

yeah, they're fucking running around or zooming in and out.

Sean: 00:32:13

And it's, it's never solid.

Sean: 00:32:16

And, uh, in a day of age where everybody has a 4k camera on their phone,

John: 00:32:21

must, must be

Josh: 00:32:22

has ticked doc.

Josh: 00:32:23

Everyone has ticked

Sean: 00:32:24

tick-tock it's

Josh: 00:32:26

how to use a cam camera?

Sean: 00:32:27

exactly.

Sean: 00:32:28

Uh, are we, are we far away enough from Spider-Man far from home or

Sean: 00:32:32

no, no way home to talk about it.

John: 00:32:34

to be fair.

Josh: 00:32:36

Yes.

John: 00:32:37

I've

John: 00:32:37

I've never even watched the first.

Sean: 00:32:39

John.

Sean: 00:32:39

You're not, you're not ever going to watch So it doesn't fucking matter I

John: 00:32:43

yeah,

John: 00:32:43

go

Sean: 00:32:43

wicked maniacs, just a quick, maybe three minutes, but maybe even one minute,

John: 00:32:48

Well, you haven't spoiled it for shots and thoughts yet.

Sean: 00:32:51

they won't let me, I just got go-ahead from Josh.

John: 00:32:54

I don't want to get, I don't want to get counseled for that.

Sean: 00:32:57

Okay.

Sean: 00:32:58

Well, I'm telling you to skip ahead a few

Josh: 00:33:00

skip ahead a couple of minutes.

Josh: 00:33:02

If you don't want to hear

Sean: 00:33:03

This is going to be very quick at literally seconds,

Sean: 00:33:07

but

Sean: 00:33:08

in in the movie they fucking, uh, the guys that come from the other

Sean: 00:33:14

universes are being found out through tick-tock and social media.

Sean: 00:33:18

So day and age where it's so easy to film something on your phone, you would think

Sean: 00:33:25

cryptids would be pretty easy to catch.

Josh: 00:33:27

Yeah.

Josh: 00:33:27

And we have like satellite imagery of the entire earth.

Josh: 00:33:31

Like you're, you're telling me they haven't found anything yet.

John: 00:33:35

to be, to be fair, most fight videos on Worldstar are as the same.

Sean: 00:33:42

But also Worldstar was when fucking potatoes were cameras.

Sean: 00:33:46

You know what I mean?

Sean: 00:33:46

Like world

Josh: 00:33:47

He word

Josh: 00:33:48

is Worldstar popular.

Sean: 00:33:49

Now there's no way it's still

Josh: 00:33:51

I don't think

John: 00:33:51

But, I mean, I guess

Sean: 00:33:54

That was 2014, I guess.

Sean: 00:33:56

I guess cameras weren't still, I don't know, but,

Josh: 00:34:00

they were, they were definitely worse, but.

Sean: 00:34:02

yeah, they were definitely worse than now, but we have poor K cameras.

Sean: 00:34:06

I mean, maybe the service isn't great where you're finding the

Sean: 00:34:08

cryptids, you know what I'm saying?

Sean: 00:34:10

But

John: 00:34:11

that show in your drafts.

Sean: 00:34:12

Yeah.

Sean: 00:34:13

That's what I'm saying.

Sean: 00:34:13

I feel, yeah.

Sean: 00:34:14

I feel like it's, you should be able to find a way,

Josh: 00:34:17

Yeah, I agree.

Sean: 00:34:19

but, uh, back on Wikipedia, while there have been attempts

Sean: 00:34:23

to codify crypto zoo zoological approaches, unlike biologists,

Sean: 00:34:29

zoologists, botanists, and other academic disciplines, however, quote.

Josh: 00:34:34

Botanist's

Sean: 00:34:35

are

Sean: 00:34:35

botanists botanists.

John: 00:34:37

There you go.

John: 00:34:38

I didn't say it.

Josh: 00:34:40

Yeah.

Josh: 00:34:40

I, I had to do

Sean: 00:34:41

I, appreciate it.

Sean: 00:34:42

You know what I'm saying?

Sean: 00:34:44

Good to know.

Sean: 00:34:45

Y'all uh, y'all have a, y'all better have my back.

Sean: 00:34:48

You know what I

John: 00:34:48

Well, I was going to leave it alone, but

Sean: 00:34:50

leaves it alone.

Sean: 00:34:52

A quote, there are no accepted uniform or successful methods

Sean: 00:34:58

for pursuing cryptids and quote.

Sean: 00:35:01

Some scholars have identified precursors to modern cryptozoology

Sean: 00:35:05

and certain medieval approaches to the folklore record.

Sean: 00:35:08

And the psychology behind cryptozoology approach has been

Sean: 00:35:12

a subject of academic study.

Sean: 00:35:16

Uh, essentially the rest of this is just explaining that a real scientists really

Sean: 00:35:21

want nothing to do with cryptozoology.

Sean: 00:35:24

Uh, And I think it's the rest of the Wikipedia pages essentially saying, oh,

Sean: 00:35:29

it's fun to talk about, but let's, let's not really fucking believe this stuff is,

Josh: 00:35:34

fair

Sean: 00:35:35

the vibes that Wikipedia is giving.

Sean: 00:35:37

Yeah.

Sean: 00:35:37

So, that's Wikipedia the Crip to cryptozoology page on Wikipedia.

Sean: 00:35:47

That's what I mean, it sounds like we're all on page.

Sean: 00:35:50

Nope.

Sean: 00:35:53

It sounds like we're all on the same page of this being, uh, just fun stuff,

Sean: 00:35:59

but a truly the people that dedicate

Josh: 00:36:02

Uh, well, I know John is more into the paranormal and cryptids and stuff.

Josh: 00:36:06

What do you,

Josh: 00:36:07

what do you think

Sean: 00:36:08

Josh and I are just skeptic.

John: 00:36:10

I believe in that bitch.

John: 00:36:11

Okay.

John: 00:36:12

Wholeheartedly.

John: 00:36:14

There's no

Josh: 00:36:14

fallen into that ant hill or whatever

John: 00:36:17

What's that?

John: 00:36:17

Yeah.

Sean: 00:36:19

Wait, which one?

John: 00:36:20

The story where I kicked the fucking ad hill and I got haunted pretty much.

Sean: 00:36:24

Oh,

John: 00:36:25

Yeah, dude.

John: 00:36:26

Like I hope to me there's so much things that can like, can't be

John: 00:36:31

explained no matter how much technology.

John: 00:36:33

You're telling me that there might be some creatures in a fucking Mariana

John: 00:36:37

trench right now that could like literally devour us for all I care.

John: 00:36:42

Megalodon too,

Sean: 00:36:43

Deep, deep sea.

Sean: 00:36:45

I'm all about, you know what I'm saying?

Sean: 00:36:47

Like that shit could exist.

Sean: 00:36:48

Big foot.

Sean: 00:36:49

We would've, we would've seen that guy.

John: 00:36:52

there's like lush forests.

John: 00:36:53

Like you should know Canada, like north of Canada there, and shit.

John: 00:36:56

There, there, it's probably a hard to fucking find things.

Josh: 00:36:59

There's a lot of bears, which could be confused as something else.

Josh: 00:37:04

know, that's what I, that's what I lean towards.

Josh: 00:37:06

I lean towards, uh, you know, a lot of people are dumb.

Josh: 00:37:11

You're saying I, as one of them as one of them.

Josh: 00:37:14

And, uh, if I saw something into the corner of my eye and I was

Josh: 00:37:17

like, I don't know, back in the early 19 hundreds, I'd be like, that

Josh: 00:37:21

looked like a, uh, furry person.

Josh: 00:37:25

Um,

Sean: 00:37:25

I w I will say though, it is interesting that there are big foots

Sean: 00:37:32

of all, like in all cultures, everybody kind of has, big foot, but then again,

Josh: 00:37:37

bears in every call, like in every like there's Asian bears, you

Josh: 00:37:41

know, there's, there's, there's north American bears, you know, there's.

Sean: 00:37:44

you have a bears.

Sean: 00:37:45

Don't have big feet.

Sean: 00:37:46

My guy I'm talking

Josh: 00:37:48

Well, I don't know that could have evolved that if something

Josh: 00:37:50

else, you know what I mean?

Josh: 00:37:51

Like you see a furry thing, maybe you start telling tales and you know,

Josh: 00:37:57

bears feet are pretty big too, way.

Josh: 00:37:59

Cause like grizzly bears are fucking

Sean: 00:38:01

but they're not like they're round and you know,

Sean: 00:38:03

they're not like shaped, like a,

Josh: 00:38:06

but if you see something in the grass, you're not seeing its

Josh: 00:38:08

feet, you're seeing the body, right?

Sean: 00:38:11

yeah, it's true.

Sean: 00:38:12

Truly.

Sean: 00:38:12

I'm still a skeptic, but I'm, I'm trying to open it up for the people that believe,

Sean: 00:38:17

know what I say

Josh: 00:38:18

I got

Josh: 00:38:19

ya

John: 00:38:19

I'm a believer

John: 00:38:20

is

Sean: 00:38:21

look, I just had, I just had the fucking, uh, called out for thinking the

Sean: 00:38:27

Denver airport is the Illuminati Homebase.

Sean: 00:38:29

So I'm the last one to judge anybody on believing of cryptids exist or not?

Josh: 00:38:34

No.

Josh: 00:38:35

And you know what?

Josh: 00:38:36

I

Josh: 00:38:37

agree

Sean: 00:38:38

specifically deep sea ones, just because they're deep sea.

John: 00:38:41

All I'm saying that there's somewhere out there in the Appalachians

John: 00:38:45

or whatever it lowers our roams around.

John: 00:38:48

There's a thick ass king of a, of a cryptid named moth man

John: 00:38:53

flying around with his big booty.

Sean: 00:38:56

bro, we're going to get into this when we get into

Sean: 00:38:58

the second half with Reddit.

Sean: 00:38:59

But yeah, there's, there's borderline too much mouth man content

John: 00:39:03

as lust man, Dick king

Sean: 00:39:06

I didn't, I typed in, I was trying to find the top post for cryptozoology

Sean: 00:39:11

and half of it is fucking mouth man.

Sean: 00:39:13

Shit.

Sean: 00:39:13

They fucking love mop.

Josh: 00:39:17

Yeah.

Josh: 00:39:19

I'll, I'll say this though.

Josh: 00:39:20

As far as like pseudoscience goes, this is like the most harmless one.

Sean: 00:39:25

This is the most fun

Josh: 00:39:26

So yeah.

Sean: 00:39:28

this is much better than fucking horse medicine and your veins, uh,

Josh: 00:39:34

our skull pseudoscience tell how smart or dumb people

Josh: 00:39:37

are based on their skills.

Sean: 00:39:39

or flat earth side pseudoscience.

Sean: 00:39:41

yeah.

Josh: 00:39:42

So it is less harmful and it is fun.

Josh: 00:39:44

Like it's good stories at the bare minimum, is like, it's fun.

Josh: 00:39:48

It's fun to listen to the stories and, and speculate.

Josh: 00:39:51

So I'm all in on that part.

Josh: 00:39:53

I don't necessarily believe it though.

Sean: 00:39:54

Yeah.

Sean: 00:39:55

Shout out to a pineapple pizza pod.

Sean: 00:39:57

They had a cryptid episode where they talked about something called a not deer.

Sean: 00:40:01

And I was fucking dying of laughter.

Sean: 00:40:04

Just thinking of this thing.

Sean: 00:40:06

Being existence is a deer with human hands, I think.

Josh: 00:40:10

oh

Sean: 00:40:11

yeah, it has human hands.

Sean: 00:40:14

I listened to it when it came out.

Sean: 00:40:15

So forgive me if I'm wrong, but do they say human teeth on the nod?

Sean: 00:40:19

Dear?

John: 00:40:20

I didn't it was a cumin, like

John: 00:40:22

features

Sean: 00:40:22

a human like deer essentially.

Sean: 00:40:25

And I, I can't get the picture of, uh, uh, just a deal with human hands, dude.

Sean: 00:40:31

It's fucking disgusting to think about

John: 00:40:33

throw

Josh: 00:40:33

what.

Josh: 00:40:34

was the, what was the Philip, uh, the Philippines, uh, one talked about an ass

Sean: 00:40:39

white lady.

Josh: 00:40:40

No, no.

Josh: 00:40:41

I was thinking about the, the center

John: 00:40:43

Oh

Sean: 00:40:43

Oh,

Sean: 00:40:43

yeah.

Josh: 00:40:44

the backward center.

John: 00:40:46

yeah, no motherfuckers are real to shit.

Josh: 00:40:52

well, they're going to be hunting me down because I just

Josh: 00:40:54

called them backwards center.

Sean: 00:40:57

now they gotta be looking in the mirror being like,

Sean: 00:40:59

well, I do be faxed though.

Josh: 00:41:00

It's fair.

Josh: 00:41:01

Yeah.

Josh: 00:41:01

I'll rip up.

Josh: 00:41:02

I'll rip up clothing to piss them off or whatever it is I had to do.

Sean: 00:41:07

Right?

John: 00:41:07

to wear shirt inside out.

John: 00:41:08

That's what

John: 00:41:09

gotta do

Josh: 00:41:10

I

Josh: 00:41:10

it had to clothing.

Josh: 00:41:11

I'll just be ripping clothes.

Josh: 00:41:12

They'll be like, well, I don't go.

Josh: 00:41:13

Fuck.

John: 00:41:14

Turn out inside out though.

John: 00:41:16

It's not the tag.

John: 00:41:17

Oh, fuck.

Josh: 00:41:19

Hell.

Josh: 00:41:20

I worked from home.

Josh: 00:41:20

Sometimes I wear stuff inside It doesn't matter.

Sean: 00:41:25

All right.

Sean: 00:41:25

Well, that's it for this half.

Sean: 00:41:26

Uh, we'll hit a quick ad break and then we'll be right back and we're back.

Sean: 00:41:34

What's up guys.

Sean: 00:41:35

We are back with it.

Sean: 00:41:36

It's a time to get into the Reddit section of Reddit on Wiki.

Sean: 00:41:41

Uh, have I found some quick, um, just quick things I found on

Sean: 00:41:46

Reddit, I want to get past these and then I want to play a game.

Sean: 00:41:49

So

Josh: 00:41:50

Ooh

Sean: 00:41:51

through these.

Sean: 00:41:52

Yeah, I'm doing a game instead of smut because, uh, you guys,

Sean: 00:41:55

uh, the Twitter voters said this mud is not what they're here for.

Sean: 00:41:59

So I'll take you out word value until you complain and shout to the rooftops.

Sean: 00:42:04

But.

Sean: 00:42:06

On the cryptozoology sub Reddit from user raging, ex Marla said,

Sean: 00:42:12

uh, they said, I found this in a park, a Walmart parking lot.

Sean: 00:42:16

And then it's a, a bumper sticker.

Sean: 00:42:18

It says moth man is real.

Sean: 00:42:21

And then underneath and tiny text, it says, I know because we made out

Sean: 00:42:25

and he is a gentle and caring lover,

John: 00:42:27

oh my God.

Sean: 00:42:29

the

Josh: 00:42:29

like a Walmart license plate.

Sean: 00:42:36

oh

Josh: 00:42:36

If like, if you were to find it anywhere, definitely be there.

Sean: 00:42:39

makes sense.

Sean: 00:42:40

Makes Okay.

Sean: 00:42:41

So this was from, uh, this was the top comment, uh, from hum Bob,

Sean: 00:42:48

um, Bob, we kind of similar to what Josh was trying to say last

Josh: 00:42:52

Matata.

Sean: 00:42:53

Yeah.

Sean: 00:42:54

How bimbo way, uh, they posted this Herman reminds me of a

Sean: 00:42:58

Bigfoot sign I saw recently.

Sean: 00:43:01

And then the sign is.

Sean: 00:43:03

In this house we believe big foot is real.

Sean: 00:43:07

I am going to kiss him.

Sean: 00:43:08

He will be my lover.

Sean: 00:43:10

I will be the little spoon, me and Bigfoot.

Sean: 00:43:12

We'll fuck.

Sean: 00:43:13

And you can't stop us.

John: 00:43:15

oh my God.

Sean: 00:43:16

That is uh, a yard sign, uh, for 39 99.

Sean: 00:43:22

I don't know who would buy that.

Sean: 00:43:26

I don't know.

Sean: 00:43:26

Who's HOA would allow that.

Sean: 00:43:28

Uh,

Sean: 00:43:30

but this

Sean: 00:43:31

is a real product.

Sean: 00:43:32

It does exist.

Sean: 00:43:34

And, uh, yeah,

Josh: 00:43:36

my

Josh: 00:43:37

God

John: 00:43:37

fucking, oh my

Josh: 00:43:39

Maybe I'll set it up.

Josh: 00:43:39

So my upstairs neighbor can see it.

John: 00:43:41

There you go.

John: 00:43:43

Hey kid.

John: 00:43:44

Look at

Josh: 00:43:44

oh God

Josh: 00:43:45

don't stop stopping.

Josh: 00:43:46

He's crazy.

Josh: 00:43:47

your big foot.

Josh: 00:43:50

God.

Josh: 00:43:51

What is it?

Josh: 00:43:51

The

Sean: 00:43:52

the, the

John: 00:43:53

lust.

John: 00:43:54

Yeah.

John: 00:43:54

Oh my

Sean: 00:43:55

the

Sean: 00:43:55

it's, it's kinda giving me like furry vibe.

John: 00:43:58

I

John: 00:43:59

going to say

Sean: 00:44:00

Which that would be a fun episode as well.

Sean: 00:44:02

We should, that one would require smart.

Sean: 00:44:04

There would definitely have to be smart for

John: 00:44:06

we need I think we need guest for that and make them

Josh: 00:44:10

A guessed

John: 00:44:11

as

Sean: 00:44:12

WIC Animaniacs if you are a, oh, we want, we want somebody not into it.

Sean: 00:44:16

Okay.

Josh: 00:44:17

me.

Josh: 00:44:18

I'm not into

Sean: 00:44:19

I was about

Sean: 00:44:19

to say, I want somebody who is very aroused,

Josh: 00:44:23

Who too into it.

Sean: 00:44:26

oh my Okay.

Sean: 00:44:27

So shout out to a Reddit user bedroom cassette, um, they, they posted

John: 00:44:34

already.

Sean: 00:44:35

uh, they accepted that they posted sometimes it's the obvious

Sean: 00:44:39

answer to a cryptids identification.

Sean: 00:44:42

And it's an article from Metro lifestyle at reads rescuers learn

Sean: 00:44:47

that the exotic bird they found was actually just a seagull covered.

Sean: 00:44:55

And it's a big seagull best oranges.

Sean: 00:44:58

Fuck.

Sean: 00:44:58

From head to toe claw.

Sean: 00:45:02

I don't know.

Sean: 00:45:04

Talon mats the word.

Josh: 00:45:06

Oh

Sean: 00:45:07

Oh man.

John: 00:45:08

Oh

John: 00:45:09

my

Sean: 00:45:10

then here is a shout out to a Reddit user Seders square pants.

Sean: 00:45:20

Uh, they said the Jersey devil, which originated in the pine Barrens of

Sean: 00:45:27

New Jersey in the early 18th century was originally described as having a

Sean: 00:45:32

horse's head bat wings, cloven hooves, and a serpent's tail regarding the

Sean: 00:45:40

famous Jersey devil sightings of 1909, Loren Coleman and Ivan T Sanderson.

Sean: 00:45:47

Oh, the guy that.

Sean: 00:45:48

Made

Sean: 00:45:49

this

Sean: 00:45:49

shit, uh, offered the explanation that they were part of an elaborate real estate

Sean: 00:45:55

hoax used by developers as a boogeyman figure to frighten residents, into

Sean: 00:46:00

selling their properties at lower prices.

Sean: 00:46:03

AKA cryptid gentrification.

Josh: 00:46:08

Christ.

Sean: 00:46:10

So

Josh: 00:46:10

some fucked up capitalism if I've ever heard,

Sean: 00:46:13

yeah, we were talking about how harmless and fun cryptozoology

Sean: 00:46:16

is, but I guess anything could truly, anything can be used to fearmonger and

Josh: 00:46:21

Yeah.

Josh: 00:46:22

Also, also, I just had like a, I had like a, you know, when you realize

Josh: 00:46:29

something and you're so dumb, you've just made a connection to something.

Josh: 00:46:31

I just realized why they're called the New Jersey devil hockey like,

Sean: 00:46:35

Oh

Josh: 00:46:36

oh fuck.

Sean: 00:46:38

didn't know that until I read this too.

Sean: 00:46:40

And I was like, oh,

Josh: 00:46:42

soon as you're reading it, I was like, oh fuck.

Josh: 00:46:44

Yeah, that just makes sense.

Josh: 00:46:45

I dunno why I never thought about it.

Sean: 00:46:48

That is pretty cool that they have a straight up hockey

Sean: 00:46:51

team named after a cryptid.

Josh: 00:46:53

Yeah.

Sean: 00:46:54

And this is coming from a guy whose football team is just the Texans,

John: 00:46:58

Yeah.

John: 00:46:59

That's the most

Sean: 00:46:59

the fucking worst football we had.

Sean: 00:47:03

I think the options were like Apollos for a bunch of space themed things,

Sean: 00:47:09

Toros, Apollos, um, cooler shit.

Sean: 00:47:13

And then they voted Texans.

Josh: 00:47:16

you want to talk about dumb sports teams names.

Josh: 00:47:20

So we have, well, we have the Montreal Canadians, so that's, you know,

Sean: 00:47:24

Oh, wait, we're on the same vibes then.

Josh: 00:47:25

same vibe for that.

Josh: 00:47:26

But the Toronto maple Leafs, uh, the maple leaf is not a scary symbol.

Sean: 00:47:35

Yeah, it is an iconic logo though.

Sean: 00:47:38

I can't shit on them too much because the logo is iconic, but

Josh: 00:47:43

But that's just, cause they're like really popular.

Josh: 00:47:45

necessarily the logo, you know what I

Sean: 00:47:47

yeah.

John: 00:47:47

is

John: 00:47:47

why is there a color blue though?

John: 00:47:49

Like that doesn't

Josh: 00:47:51

Yeah that's it

John: 00:47:53

yeah, doesn't make it so Canadian ish.

Josh: 00:47:56

yeah, I don't actually know why, but Toronto is like you think, I think blue

Josh: 00:48:00

when I think Toronto, for some reason, but

Josh: 00:48:02

most the

Josh: 00:48:04

blue

John: 00:48:04

That makes sense.

John: 00:48:05

Cause it's

Josh: 00:48:05

the Toronto Argonauts are, which is our CFL team

Sean: 00:48:08

oh yeah.

Sean: 00:48:08

Argonauts, they look like the Oilers, I think.

Josh: 00:48:12

uh, the oil, like

Sean: 00:48:14

there's the, the, oh, the Houston Oilers was our former

Josh: 00:48:18

Oh, okay.

Josh: 00:48:19

It's like there's, the Oilers hockey team.

Sean: 00:48:23

Yeah.

Sean: 00:48:23

I should do a whole episode on the fucking Oilers Tennessee times.

Sean: 00:48:27

They, they took the franchise to Tennessee and hanging in their stadium is a bunch

Sean: 00:48:33

of banners for players that never played in Tennessee played for the Titans.

Sean: 00:48:38

It's of Houston hanging in Tennessee some bullshit, bro.

Josh: 00:48:45

That would affect jets, did that.

Josh: 00:48:46

Cause they, they moved, uh, to, I think they became the Atlanta Thrashers

Josh: 00:48:51

who then became, uh, Calgary flames.

Josh: 00:48:54

Maybe.

Josh: 00:48:55

I don't know who the anyway, but then the, then Winnipeg came from another

Josh: 00:48:58

team and then they they're just like that, that our franchise that

Josh: 00:49:02

has nothing to do with us anymore.

Josh: 00:49:03

That's the same word, the same.

Sean: 00:49:05

Yeah, it's some

Josh: 00:49:07

It's no, you're not fuckers.

Sean: 00:49:11

Awful.

Sean: 00:49:11

I fucking

Sean: 00:49:12

the

Josh: 00:49:12

got way off topic.

Sean: 00:49:15

Uh, I found a quick, uh, reference for, um, north American crypted.

Sean: 00:49:22

So we're talking all three countries.

Sean: 00:49:25

Uh, we got, uh, we'll start from south to not, yeah, south to north.

Sean: 00:49:31

You guys, let me know if you guys have heard of these.

Sean: 00:49:34

All right.

Sean: 00:49:34

So we got the Chupacabra classic, you know,

Josh: 00:49:38

Yeah.

Sean: 00:49:38

one

Sean: 00:49:38

uh, the swamp.

Sean: 00:49:41

Uh, the lake worth monster, the skin Walker,

John: 00:49:48

Y no

Josh: 00:49:49

one

Sean: 00:49:50

Oklahoma octopus,

John: 00:49:52

Yes,

Sean: 00:49:54

the Margolin monster.

Sean: 00:49:58

Uh, you got a bunch of lake monsters here.

Sean: 00:50:01

We got some, we got Tessie, we got bear lake monster.

Sean: 00:50:04

We got Sharley.

Sean: 00:50:06

We got champ.

Sean: 00:50:08

Uh, some of the, uh, we got the Thunderbird.

Sean: 00:50:11

We have the Shunka we're rockin, the bat squash.

Sean: 00:50:16

That sounds crazy.

Josh: 00:50:18

that sounds

Sean: 00:50:19

Uh, right next to the Sasquatch, uh, make sense.

Sean: 00:50:23

Uh, we have the beast of Bray road, the Ozark Howler, the

Sean: 00:50:27

Pope lick monster moth, man.

Sean: 00:50:30

Everyone's from.

Josh: 00:50:31

lik

John: 00:50:33

yeah

Sean: 00:50:33

Uh,

Josh: 00:50:34

did you say Pope

Sean: 00:50:35

I did say Pope lick monster.

Sean: 00:50:36

That is very problematic sounding and, uh,

Josh: 00:50:41

Going to jail.

Sean: 00:50:43

Matt, great name for that one.

Sean: 00:50:45

Uh, right next to the Jersey devil.

Sean: 00:50:48

Uh, of course you got frogman, you

John: 00:50:51

Nice.

Sean: 00:50:53

Dover, you got the Dover demon.

Sean: 00:50:56

And then, uh, in Canada we got more lake monsters.

Sean: 00:51:01

Uh, oh, woops, Alaska lake monster.

Sean: 00:51:04

We have the illegal Iliana lake monster in Alaska.

Sean: 00:51:09

That's the last American one.

Sean: 00:51:11

Well, let's jump into Canada.

Sean: 00:51:12

We got uh,

Sean: 00:51:17

the

Sean: 00:51:17

you know, uh, uh, go Pogo.

Josh: 00:51:20

Yeah, that's a that's in British Columbia.

Sean: 00:51:22

Wow, nice.

Sean: 00:51:23

Uh, total lake monster.

Sean: 00:51:24

I imagine by.

Josh: 00:51:26

don't

Josh: 00:51:27

what that is.

Sean: 00:51:27

No.

Sean: 00:51:28

Uh, I don't know.

Josh: 00:51:31

I'll look it

Sean: 00:51:32

to be honest, I do not know the province is of Canada and I apologize.

Sean: 00:51:36

I, but to be fair, I don't even know, uh, all the, I know the states, but if

Sean: 00:51:42

I point at fucking, uh, I don't fucking know, uh, I where's Carolina, where's

Sean: 00:51:49

north and South You know what I'm saying?

Sean: 00:51:52

It's a,

Josh: 00:51:53

probably beside

Sean: 00:51:53

know Montana, all those square shaped ones.

Sean: 00:51:56

They're all the same to me.

Sean: 00:51:57

I don't fucking know

Josh: 00:51:58

So, so that's, uh, the, the turtle lakes in Saskatchewan, which is the

Josh: 00:52:02

worst province, because it just looks like they drew it in its straight lines.

Sean: 00:52:05

is straight lines.

Sean: 00:52:06

That is fucking that's Montana of, uh, of

Josh: 00:52:10

Of Canada.

John: 00:52:12

quote

Sean: 00:52:13

they got, they got the manna Pogo, which I guess is a cousin of the Ogopogo.

Josh: 00:52:18

Oh,

Sean: 00:52:19

Um, and then they add some other kinds of monsters that aren't

Sean: 00:52:21

oh, wait, I forgot this one, the memory, another lake monster.

Sean: 00:52:26

Uh, now we're getting outside of the lake, some land monsters for Canada.

Sean: 00:52:30

We got the AdLit.

Sean: 00:52:32

We got that.

Sean: 00:52:32

Well, Heela and we got the Wendigo.

Sean: 00:52:35

heard of

Josh: 00:52:36

to go.

Josh: 00:52:36

I've

John: 00:52:36

you

Josh: 00:52:37

Yeah.

Sean: 00:52:38

Alright.

Sean: 00:52:38

And then quick, very quick through the world.

Sean: 00:52:43

Cryptids all right.

Sean: 00:52:44

We have, oh, does it say where it's from or these places?

Sean: 00:52:51

I guess, uh, we have alien gray from Zetta red to Cooley.

Sean: 00:52:57

We have the bat Squatch from Washington.

Sean: 00:52:59

We have Tupa from central south and north America.

Sean: 00:53:03

We got the death rooms in Mongolia, that Enfield monster.

Sean: 00:53:07

Ooh, shout out to, uh weird distractions podcasts.

Sean: 00:53:11

And they talked about the Enfield monster recent.

Josh: 00:53:13

Yup.

Sean: 00:53:14

Uh, that's an Illinois.

Sean: 00:53:15

Uh, they got the flatwood monsters in West Virginia.

Sean: 00:53:18

A lot of these are American.

Sean: 00:53:20

I thought this was a world one, uh, glob stir worldwide, a hell hound worldwide.

Sean: 00:53:29

Uh,

Josh: 00:53:29

of how hands though?

Josh: 00:53:30

Isn't that Greek pathology though?

Sean: 00:53:32

sounds like

Sean: 00:53:33

would be

Sean: 00:53:34

Yeah, like

Sean: 00:53:35

servers,

Josh: 00:53:37

I

Sean: 00:53:37

uh, in South Africa, they have something called that in con Yamba

Sean: 00:53:43

or in Kenya combo, uh, Jersey devil from New Jersey, of course, Messi

Sean: 00:53:49

from Scott or Nessie from Scotland.

Josh: 00:53:51

Oh, it's like Lionel Messi.

Sean: 00:53:53

I know messy, uh, math man.

Sean: 00:53:56

We can't speak enough about math man.

Sean: 00:53:58

Frogman.

Sean: 00:53:59

You'll have to see that.

John: 00:54:00

riveting.

Sean: 00:54:01

Uh, the cracking from Greenland

John: 00:54:04

good games

Josh: 00:54:05

that the Seattle cracking.

Sean: 00:54:07

oh, that that logo is fucking bad ass.

Sean: 00:54:10

I love the

Josh: 00:54:11

their colors are nice, too.

Sean: 00:54:12

The colors are nice too.

Sean: 00:54:14

Uh, you got the APOE go.

Sean: 00:54:16

We've talked about that.

Sean: 00:54:17

The Pope lick monster made it on the world list.

Sean: 00:54:20

in Khan, Kentucky Queensland tiger from Australia.

Sean: 00:54:25

Uh, you have reptilians alpha

John: 00:54:31

I'm

Sean: 00:54:31

no location.

Sean: 00:54:32

Yeah, the fucking I'm aware.

Sean: 00:54:33

Jesus Christ.

Sean: 00:54:36

Sasquatch north America, the wind Dego north America, the CC Z U uh, China,

Sean: 00:54:44

the Thunderbird America, the UMD

Josh: 00:54:49

sound

John: 00:54:50

Yeah.

Sean: 00:54:50

Thunderbird

John: 00:54:51

Pontiac Thunderbird.

Josh: 00:54:53

freedom.

Sean: 00:54:54

you got

Sean: 00:54:56

from the Himalayas.

Sean: 00:54:57

You got the.

Sean: 00:54:59

Super Uh, the Atlantic ocean, you got something called as this text.

Sean: 00:55:05

This font was a bad font.

Sean: 00:55:07

Uh, not going to lie.

Sean: 00:55:09

It's very hard to read this.

Sean: 00:55:10

So apologies if I've mispronounced any of these.

Sean: 00:55:13

Uh, I take no blame.

Sean: 00:55:14

I blame this person.

Sean: 00:55:16

Um, this is, uh, the Zara tan, uh, and then the from South Africa

John: 00:55:23

Yeah

Sean: 00:55:24

and then the, from some the Soviet union, which is not a thing anymore.

Sean: 00:55:30

The

Josh: 00:55:31

Yeah, they're building a

Sean: 00:55:32

now they're building it back.

Sean: 00:55:33

They're trying

John: 00:55:34

Steve Rogers sent Steve Rogers back, please.

Josh: 00:55:38

We need them.

Sean: 00:55:40

Volvo Ron nets giant.

Sean: 00:55:43

Okay.

Sean: 00:55:44

And that was from a Reddit user.

Sean: 00:55:47

I don't know if they made this artwork, but they're the ones who posted it.

Sean: 00:55:50

So the other ones getting.

Sean: 00:55:52

Uh, altruism seven, shout out to you who, if you design this while the font

Sean: 00:55:57

is pretty, it is very hard to read.

John: 00:56:00

Very altruistic of you to do that.

Sean: 00:56:03

Boom.

Josh: 00:56:04

Nice

John: 00:56:05

just making a pun.

John: 00:56:06

I'm just telling them that you look did work.

Sean: 00:56:10

Okay.

Sean: 00:56:10

So that's everything from Reddit.

Sean: 00:56:13

Uh, I'm going to try and do this.

Sean: 00:56:15

It's called the Wiki speed run.

Sean: 00:56:17

I told the guys about it earlier and shout out to, uh, Ryan from my

Sean: 00:56:22

other podcast shots and thoughts.

Sean: 00:56:24

He sent it to me and said, y'all should do this.

Sean: 00:56:26

So Ryan, if you're listening, which I doubt because you don't

Sean: 00:56:30

listen to her own show, if

Sean: 00:56:31

are

Sean: 00:56:32

we're doing it, my guy who just fucking do.

Sean: 00:56:35

Uh, so what I'm going to do is, uh, you guys will pick your favorite crypted

Sean: 00:56:41

over the ones we've listed, and then I'm going to get a random brand generator.

Sean: 00:56:46

So a brand name, anything.

Sean: 00:56:48

And then, uh, you guys will try and go from the Wikipedia of the cryptid to

Sean: 00:56:54

the Wikipedia page of the brand name.

John: 00:56:57

Oh my God.

Josh: 00:56:59

you to go one at a time so we read out what

Sean: 00:57:01

one at a time.

Sean: 00:57:02

So you can read out your technique and what you're trying

Sean: 00:57:04

do here, uh, for the YouTubers.

Sean: 00:57:07

Uh, we can, we can fucking share screen on this.

Sean: 00:57:10

Whoever's going first, but John or Josh, uh, who wants to go first?

John: 00:57:16

I don't even know what the fuck is happening, but let's do it.

Sean: 00:57:20

Oh yeah.

Sean: 00:57:20

So Josh kinda knows.

John: 00:57:23

So Josh, we'll go first.

Sean: 00:57:24

So you can go ahead and go.

Josh: 00:57:26

Okay.

Josh: 00:57:27

Uh, I will share my screen and I chose the Ogopogo, you know, got to go

Sean: 00:57:34

Gotta represent.

Josh: 00:57:36

Canada.

Josh: 00:57:37

Drake would be proud.

Sean: 00:57:39

So, uh, I pulled up the random brand generator here and we're going

Sean: 00:57:44

to go from the APOE go to generate.

Josh: 00:57:51

Have we explained the rules?

Josh: 00:57:53

Do you to,

Sean: 00:57:54

yeah.

Josh: 00:57:55

no, you go ahead.

Josh: 00:57:56

You're the

Sean: 00:57:56

I'll explain.

Sean: 00:57:58

So what we're doing here is, uh, on Wikipedia, we maniacs.

Sean: 00:58:01

If you've never learned it, there's a, when you're on a Wikipedia page, there

Sean: 00:58:06

will be, um, I guess hot, there will be hot links to other Wikipedia pages.

Sean: 00:58:13

So we're trying to go from one Wikipedia page and click on words on each page.

Sean: 00:58:19

That will take us to the word we want to get to.

Sean: 00:58:22

Does that make sense?

Sean: 00:58:23

Is that a, is that a suffice description of what's happening, Josh?

Josh: 00:58:28

Yeah, I think so.

Sean: 00:58:29

Okay

Sean: 00:58:32

All right.

Sean: 00:58:32

So, uh, for people viewing on YouTube, I don't know when we're putting these on

Sean: 00:58:37

YouTube, but we have the capabilities now.

Sean: 00:58:39

Uh, if you're gonna, uh, Josh's sharing a screen, but for the podcast

Sean: 00:58:44

listeners, which is most of our Wikimedia ex Josh will explain what

Sean: 00:58:48

he's trying to do as he does it.

Sean: 00:58:51

So he's gonna go from the Wikipedia page of a Pogo and try to see how

Sean: 00:58:56

long it'll take him to get to the Wikipedia page Wikipedia page for a hug

Sean: 00:59:05

as an

Sean: 00:59:05

ugly boots.

Sean: 00:59:07

That's what was auto-generated

Josh: 00:59:09

okay.

Josh: 00:59:10

That is difficult, I think.

Sean: 00:59:13

I

Josh: 00:59:14

All right.

Josh: 00:59:15

All right.

Sean: 00:59:16

take it away, Josh.

Sean: 00:59:17

The time now.

Josh: 00:59:20

on Ogopogo.

Josh: 00:59:21

Let's look, uh,

John: 00:59:24

I

Josh: 00:59:24

man.

Josh: 00:59:25

Um, let's go.

Josh: 00:59:29

Jesus.

Josh: 00:59:30

Uh, we got, we got Canada here one day.

Josh: 00:59:37

Uh, yeah, let's go.

Josh: 00:59:38

Let's go Canada.

Josh: 00:59:39

Let's see if we can't narrow it down.

Josh: 00:59:42

There's going to lot here.

Josh: 00:59:43

Uh, north America, United States.

Sean: 00:59:47

Yeah, maybe we go United States.

Josh: 00:59:50

Uh, God damn

Sean: 00:59:53

This is a on Tik TOK while Josh is looking on Tik TOK.

Sean: 00:59:57

This man does, uh, I think I forget what words he did.

Sean: 01:00:01

Uh, but he did this game and it took him 30 seconds to

Sean: 01:00:05

fucking speed run through this.

Sean: 01:00:07

Uh, I imagine it's gonna take us much, much

John: 01:00:10

30 minutes

Josh: 01:00:11

so much

Josh: 01:00:12

longer.

Sean: 01:00:13

this is, this is this man's Tik TOK content.

Sean: 01:00:15

So he's lots of practice.

Sean: 01:00:17

This is our first time going into.

Josh: 01:00:20

Do you think first nations would lead me to Uggs?

Josh: 01:00:23

Like of like moccasins.

Sean: 01:00:25

So hint and boots are an American brand and they are kind of like moccasins.

Sean: 01:00:30

You could go boots.

Sean: 01:00:31

You can

Josh: 01:00:31

Yeah, I'm going to go boots.

Josh: 01:00:32

I'm gonna go first nations.

Josh: 01:00:34

Uh, see if we can can't find moccasins.

Josh: 01:00:36

Can I control F

Sean: 01:00:37

Yeah, you can control.

Sean: 01:00:38

If there's the only rule is you have to click from page to page.

Josh: 01:00:41

moccasins?

Josh: 01:00:43

Okay.

Josh: 01:00:43

We're on a roll

Sean: 01:00:44

We're Here we go.

Sean: 01:00:45

Moccasins.

Sean: 01:00:46

There we

Josh: 01:00:46

deer skin.

Josh: 01:00:47

Uh, can we see sheer leather?

Josh: 01:00:53

Okay.

Josh: 01:00:54

That's not what we want.

Josh: 01:00:55

Oh, buck at box work boot, maybe work boot

Sean: 01:00:59

I work boot would be good.

Josh: 01:01:01

combat boot, footwear

Sean: 01:01:03

Maybe you can go from like leisure.

Sean: 01:01:05

Oh, fashion.

Sean: 01:01:05

There you

Josh: 01:01:06

Oh, but I think footwear is probably the

Sean: 01:01:08

Well, where's good.

Sean: 01:01:11

All right.

Sean: 01:01:12

So we're on the Wikipedia page for footwear.

Sean: 01:01:15

That is an erotic photo of, uh, some socks, strange

Josh: 01:01:19

feet

Josh: 01:01:19

here?

Sean: 01:01:20

So I don't know why there's a foot pick on that Wikipedia page.

John: 01:01:23

Maybe you'd go to boots.

Josh: 01:01:26

W, uh,

Sean: 01:01:28

was at the Wikipedia page for boots.

John: 01:01:31

No, there's there's like

Sean: 01:01:32

Oh no, you're at

John: 01:01:32

of boots

Sean: 01:01:33

Oh yeah.

Sean: 01:01:34

Go.

Sean: 01:01:36

Oh, there we go.

Sean: 01:01:36

Boots

Sean: 01:01:37

as their

Josh: 01:01:38

boots?

Josh: 01:01:39

There's just boots.

Sean: 01:01:40

Nice.

Josh: 01:01:42

No, I feel I was just here.

Sean: 01:01:43

Yeah.

Sean: 01:01:43

I feel like you were at the boot page fashion fetish use.

Sean: 01:01:48

Oh my God.

Josh: 01:01:50

Is there a fetishy

Sean: 01:01:52

Am I reading that correctly?

Sean: 01:01:53

It looks like it says Spanish cheese

Josh: 01:01:55

writing

Josh: 01:01:56

raps.

Josh: 01:01:57

Wanders Gore-Tex uh,

Sean: 01:02:00

fashion and fed you.

Sean: 01:02:02

Am I making things up?

Josh: 01:02:04

boot fetishism.

Josh: 01:02:05

Yep.

Sean: 01:02:05

Yeah, there it

Josh: 01:02:06

uh, didn't know we were going smut here, Sean.

Sean: 01:02:09

I It finds its way to me, unfortunately.

Josh: 01:02:13

what are, what are gumboots?

Josh: 01:02:15

Oh, that.

Sean: 01:02:17

what?

Sean: 01:02:17

I mean, it helps the, it doesn't help that we are not fashionable enough hurt.

Sean: 01:02:21

No Uggs are not fashionable enough for us to know

John: 01:02:24

what they're called

Sean: 01:02:26

Yeah.

Sean: 01:02:27

Alex are definitely boots.

Sean: 01:02:28

They're ugly.

Sean: 01:02:29

Um,

John: 01:02:30

only Tom Brady.

John: 01:02:32

The only male that could pull that off.

Sean: 01:02:33

no, not even Tom Brady

John: 01:02:35

Hey man, Tom Brady could pull

Josh: 01:02:36

Um, maybe we can get the fashion.

Josh: 01:02:38

I don't know.

Josh: 01:02:38

I, not, I'm at a loss.

Josh: 01:02:40

I'm at a loss with the boots

Sean: 01:02:42

we might, we might be taking an L on this one off the bat.

Josh: 01:02:45

I might have to.

Josh: 01:02:46

Yeah.

Sean: 01:02:49

All right.

Sean: 01:02:50

We're in fashion.

Josh: 01:02:52

just, I'm just not seeing a way how to get to

John: 01:02:55

that's hard.

Sean: 01:02:56

how to get to brand, you know what we got from Ogopogo to boots.

Sean: 01:03:01

So I feel like that's that's pretty fucking that's in, but we're in,

Sean: 01:03:05

we're in the, we're in the ballpark.

Sean: 01:03:06

I I'm taking that as.

John: 01:03:08

you're going to you're doing way better than I possibly could,

Sean: 01:03:13

say, boots is good.

Sean: 01:03:14

Boots is good.

Sean: 01:03:14

You got the boots fashion footwear.

Sean: 01:03:17

We got the weird erotic sock photo.

Sean: 01:03:19

I think we did it.

Josh: 01:03:21

I don't, I don't feel like I won, but we'll, we'll go.

Josh: 01:03:25

Uh,

Josh: 01:03:26

all

Sean: 01:03:26

just, I'm just saying you're going to win because I feel like that's closer

Sean: 01:03:29

than what we're going to get with John.

John: 01:03:31

Oh my

Josh: 01:03:32

Well, it depends if he gets like Coca-Cola I feel

John: 01:03:35

I mean, I'm not, I don't even know what the hell I'm doing,

John: 01:03:37

so, uh, we'll figure it out.

John: 01:03:39

So I'm sharing my screen.

Sean: 01:03:41

Yeah, Which a cryptid are you going to go with my guy

John: 01:03:45

Uh, let's do oh shit.

John: 01:03:48

Let's do, um, can you see it?

Sean: 01:03:52

you're doing everyone's favorite math man, or do

Sean: 01:03:53

you have your own personal.

John: 01:03:55

Yeah.

John: 01:03:55

Let's, let's go moth man.

Josh: 01:03:57

Nice.

Sean: 01:03:58

All right.

Sean: 01:03:58

We're going to the Wikipedia page of math, man.

Sean: 01:04:02

All right.

Sean: 01:04:02

Your word generate Ben and Jerry's

John: 01:04:08

Jerry's.

John: 01:04:09

my God.

John: 01:04:10

So let's go to,

Sean: 01:04:12

are both American.

Sean: 01:04:13

I feel like that'll be at least a little easier to get to.

John: 01:04:16

let me go to United States if they have it.

Josh: 01:04:23

I would imagine it'd be here.

Sean: 01:04:24

You gotta

John: 01:04:25

It's not clickable thing though.

John: 01:04:27

Uh,

Josh: 01:04:28

That one might

Sean: 01:04:29

hit, West Virginia, and then you can get to America

John: 01:04:31

sure.

John: 01:04:32

Let's hit West Virginia, but really trying to go to you.

John: 01:04:34

Can't really pick it.

Josh: 01:04:37

junior.

Sean: 01:04:38

Here we go.

John: 01:04:40

Uh, yeah.

John: 01:04:41

I, no idea what I'm doing.

John: 01:04:43

So

Sean: 01:04:44

it

Sean: 01:04:45

just clicking from leak

Sean: 01:04:48

There's got to be it's

Josh: 01:04:50

Yeah

Josh: 01:04:50

is there not a clickable link for

John: 01:04:54

Uh,

Josh: 01:04:55

United States?

John: 01:04:56

There's none for ice cream.

John: 01:04:58

I was trying to look it

Sean: 01:04:59

My man is just trying to cheat grind right

John: 01:05:03

yeah.

John: 01:05:04

So

Josh: 01:05:07

Can you really not find United

John: 01:05:08

doesn't like it doesn't let you

Sean: 01:05:11

Click on it.

John: 01:05:12

No,

Josh: 01:05:12

like, could you, is there there's mountain states?

John: 01:05:17

Uh, let's go with, um, oh, there you go.

John: 01:05:21

Let's go with United

Josh: 01:05:22

you go.

Sean: 01:05:23

Yeah.

Sean: 01:05:23

Where were you

John: 01:05:25

couldn't

John: 01:05:25

find it.

John: 01:05:26

So

Josh: 01:05:28

Uh

Sean: 01:05:28

has been in and that's uh,

John: 01:05:32

I have no idea.

Sean: 01:05:33

that's it.

Sean: 01:05:34

That's the where?

Sean: 01:05:35

Uh,

John: 01:05:35

So for food, ice cream.

Sean: 01:05:37

Oh, here go.

Sean: 01:05:38

Food.

Sean: 01:05:38

There we

Josh: 01:05:39

Oh, there you go.

Josh: 01:05:39

You're

Sean: 01:05:40

we go.

Sean: 01:05:40

fucking in there

John: 01:05:41

Where's

Josh: 01:05:42

Control control.

Josh: 01:05:43

been

John: 01:05:44

Ben.

John: 01:05:45

There's no bed in Jerry.

John: 01:05:47

There

Sean: 01:05:49

Oh

Josh: 01:05:50

There it

John: 01:05:50

go.

Sean: 01:05:51

Ben Jerry's baby.

Sean: 01:05:53

We did it.

John: 01:05:55

yeah.

Sean: 01:05:56

That's a Deb.

Sean: 01:05:57

That's

Sean: 01:05:57

fucking Deb

John: 01:05:58

let's get it

Sean: 01:06:00

to

Sean: 01:06:00

see

Josh: 01:06:01

quick to

Sean: 01:06:02

was quick.

Sean: 01:06:02

That

John: 01:06:02

That it wasn't 30 seconds, but if I found a U S much faster, I

John: 01:06:06

probably would've gotten it faster.

Sean: 01:06:08

Oh man.

Sean: 01:06:09

All right.

Sean: 01:06:10

Well that's, uh, that replaced the smart for me until further smell will

Sean: 01:06:15

be very, unless, unless you guys tell me otherwise, I know, I know, uh, one

Sean: 01:06:20

of our patrons Gabby was into the smart, so I don't want to completely shut out

Sean: 01:06:25

smart, you know, cause patron, you know, that's, uh, you really proven how big of

Sean: 01:06:30

a wicked maniac you are by being a patron.

Sean: 01:06:33

So, uh, yeah, I mean, I'm going to do smart, just, uh, not every episode.

Sean: 01:06:37

It was really taken a lot out of my soul.

Sean: 01:06:39

So

John: 01:06:40

Was it cause he was taking a lot from us too.

Josh: 01:06:43

I was going to say.

Sean: 01:06:46

As much as I enjoyed the embarrassment of you guys,

Sean: 01:06:48

whenever I was a part of it, I was like, yeah, this is bad.

Sean: 01:06:51

I don't like saying, I don't really like saying all these words.

Josh: 01:06:56

That's

Josh: 01:06:56

fair

Sean: 01:06:57

Oh God.

Sean: 01:06:58

I'm but yeah, that's it for this week's episode, a little inside joke is that

Sean: 01:07:03

before every episode I say, I think this is going to be a short one and

Sean: 01:07:07

here we are hour over an hour into this.

Sean: 01:07:10

Uh, yeah.

Sean: 01:07:11

So, uh, that's it for this week.

Sean: 01:07:14

We'll see you guys next week and, uh, yeah, shout out to, uh, all of our

Sean: 01:07:20

family on the cultivated podcast network.

Sean: 01:07:22

Make sure to listen to their shows.

Sean: 01:07:24

Uh, if you need any information on that, you can follow us at

Sean: 01:07:28

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Sean: 01:07:35

that's cultivates C U L T I V.

Sean: 01:07:37

The letter eight, you know, the vibes peace out later.

Josh: 01:07:42

C

Sean: 01:07:43

Oh, I forgot about this.