#54: Am I The Asshole | Man Demands His Wife Make Him Dinner At 2 AM!
What's up Wikimaniacs! In today’s episode, we have a woman who ransacks her boyfriend's apartment, a wife who demands her husband pay her $1000, a sister tells her brother to stop misleading people, and a husband asks his wife to make dinner at 2 in the morning!Do you think these people were assholes? Let us know!Go to https://www.manscaped.com/ (MANSCAPED) and use code '…
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Speaker:What come maniacs.
Speaker:My name is Josh shell, your host for the mid asshole episode.
Speaker:unfortunately, John won't be in today as we are going to give him a pass.
Speaker:he's dealing with some family stuff.
Speaker:We wish him all the best and sending nothing but love
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Speaker:returning from his hiatus from the Friday episodes is the
Speaker:one, the only Sean Salvino.
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Speaker:I wicked maniacs, glad to be back.
Speaker:it's always a good time.
Speaker:Yeah, we, we, we missed you.
Speaker:It's been like three weeks since you've been on a Friday.
Speaker:Has it been three for sure.
Speaker:For sure.
Speaker:Two, I missed the two y'all recorded last.
Speaker:Did I miss another one?
Speaker:yeah, the one coming up this week that we're recording.
Speaker:oh, no
Speaker:yeah.
Speaker:can maniacs.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:We've been losing subscribers by the handful.
Speaker:our tick-tock is nothing but John's face and the thumbnails,
Speaker:it'll be nice to have
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Speaker:Welcome friend of the show, Chris, what's going
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Speaker:Chris?
Speaker:Oh,
Speaker:what's good.
Speaker:Everybody was good.
Speaker:We can maniacs how y'all doing
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Speaker:Hey, wake maniacs,
Speaker:semi rhetorical.
Speaker:couldn't make it, but we've added, an even shorter Filipino man to take his spot.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I wonder if you would, because whenever we actually met him in Dallas, he was,
Speaker:he was like, yeah, I'm sure it dude.
Speaker:And I'm like, no, I'm sure.
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Speaker:Um, if you're noticing me and Chris, we'll try and limit it from now
Speaker:on, but if you see us looking to the side of the camera, it's cause
Speaker:we're, we are right next to each
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Speaker:Yeah.
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Speaker:First time we've done, we're doing this on Reddit on Wiki.
Speaker:So it'll be exciting.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I'm excited to have you it's it's too bad.
Speaker:Ryan couldn't come, but I guess when you guys need a Canadian to replace
Speaker:me, you'll just get him to come on.
Speaker:What a perfect
Speaker:we've become an interchangeable
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Speaker:We got two Canadians, multiple Filipino
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Speaker:where the bench players for shots and thoughts.
Speaker:You guys are the bench players for Reddit on Wiki.
Speaker:It's perfect.
Speaker:dude, matchmaker, dude.
Speaker:so Chris, I think only OGE WCA main X would actually know this, but you,
Speaker:in fact, designed the Reddit on Wiki
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Speaker:yes.
Speaker:I had so much fun.
Speaker:coming up with that.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I mean, you did an amazing work.
Speaker:I think we can all agree.
Speaker:and, and the reason, in fact that we trusted you with the design is that you
Speaker:actually have a clothing company called days off, which has some amazing designs.
Speaker:and I believe when Sean isn't repping his barber's merge, he's repping days off,
Speaker:That is a fact
Speaker:Awesome.
Speaker:90% of my clothing I think, is made by Chris at this point.
Speaker:or it's just given to you by
Speaker:someone.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:to me to promote on the tick-tock.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:so Chris, do you want to talk a little bit about days off
Speaker:Uh,
Speaker:yeah, the company or the brand is day off it's a brand inspired by like otaku cold.
Speaker:And like the lo-fi culture, whenever we were first starting, I was really
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Speaker:And it was just like, I can't believe I found something that, matches
Speaker:everything I've been looking for in life.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:So.
Speaker:When I first started, that was kind of like the soundtrack for, the brand.
Speaker:And, well we have going on right now, uh, is like a fundraiser, cause
Speaker:we are invited to go to anime expo this year, which is huge for us.
Speaker:cause that's the biggest anime convention.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Uh, the United States, I believe.
Speaker:and it's an LA it'd be a huge deal and like a huge like milestone for
Speaker:our brand if we could get there.
Speaker:So, we have a, a fundraiser t-shirt that we're doing for it.
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Speaker:until we go is just gonna be straight up, going to expenses for the trip.
Speaker:Cause, it's a pretty, pretty big trip.
Speaker:Awesome man.
Speaker:Well, I hope you make your fundraising goal.
Speaker:it sounds like a super fun time.
Speaker:is Sean tag tagging along to carry the shirts for you?
Speaker:and if he's free, it's like, uh, and I have not discussed yet.
Speaker:Cause it's, it's a, it's a, it's actually a four day convention, which
Speaker:I am surprised I've I've only ever seen like three-day conventions.
Speaker:So this would actually be like, Friday, July 1st to Monday, July 4th.
Speaker:it's a,
Speaker:pretty big ask.
Speaker:So I completely understand,
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Speaker:thank you so much, man.
Speaker:yeah, absolutely man.
Speaker:Absolutely.
Speaker:so in today's episode, we have a woman who ran her boyfriend's apartment,
Speaker:Who?
Speaker:a wife who demands her husband pay her a thousand dollars.
Speaker:sister who tells her brother to stop misleading people, and uh,
Speaker:husband asks a wife to make their dinner at two in the morning.
Speaker:I can see all The situations to where this could possibly not be assholes fish.
Speaker:So I'm interested.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Yeah, it was.
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Speaker:I didn't really sell it there, Sean.
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Speaker:So I
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Speaker:If anything you're selling
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Speaker:if anything, I'm making people resent the.
Speaker:idea of our Patrion.
Speaker:uh, with all of that, out of the way, it's time to hop into some of the stories.
Speaker:kicking things off.
Speaker:Am I the asshole for ransacking my boyfriend's apartment.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:Did he cheat?
Speaker:Ooh, that's a good question.
Speaker:it's somehow it's much worse actually.
Speaker:Now that I think about it.
Speaker:Oh, then already not asshole
Speaker:ransack that
Speaker:I didn't say for who, I didn't say who it was
Speaker:Oh, okay.
Speaker:Nevermind.
Speaker:don't jump the gun.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So I, at 25 year old female have been with my boyfriend, Jake, a
Speaker:34 year old male for eight months.
Speaker:Things were fine until I against my better judgment, moved into his place a
Speaker:couple months ago, since then he's been getting kind of possessive and protective.
Speaker:I immediately told him to cut that shit out because it's off-putting
Speaker:and things seem to get better.
Speaker:Yeah, that would be definitely off putting.
Speaker:Yeah, red flag,
Speaker:But also eight months seems pretty quick to move in together if maybe I'm just,
Speaker:judging
Speaker:I mean how old 25
Speaker:yeah, 25
Speaker:he's he's 34.
Speaker:So I guess
Speaker:yeah, I guess there are different, he's a different point of life, but it is
Speaker:weird.
Speaker:she goes on to say anyway, I have a friend in Mexico who is getting mad.
Speaker:I've been excited to fly down for her wedding.
Speaker:Ever since she told me she was engaged a year ago, however, Jake made it
Speaker:clear that he doesn't want me to go.
Speaker:He says, Mexico is too dangerous, even though I've been there many times.
Speaker:And I even lived there for a year, speak Spanish, have friends there and know
Speaker:my way around, no matter what I say, he doesn't want me to go more red flags or.
Speaker:Uh, a little bit,
Speaker:well, yeah,
Speaker:my bed?
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:Did they say where in Mexico?
Speaker:They did not.
Speaker:but I mean, I assume it's probably around where she lived.
Speaker:If she has friends down there, right.
Speaker:That's where they're having the wedding.
Speaker:So I assume she knows the area where she's
Speaker:I feel like.
Speaker:as friends.
Speaker:I feel like any tourist destination, you usually pretty safe.
Speaker:as long as you're not on like a border town, I know those tend
Speaker:to get, at least here in Texas, tend to be a little bit dangerous,
Speaker:That's fair.
Speaker:That's fair.
Speaker:if you're going to Cancun or whatever, like thousands of
Speaker:people go to Cancun every day,
Speaker:yeah.
Speaker:And, and everyone is fine.
Speaker:So, yeah, and I, I assume the wedding would be maybe you know,
Speaker:Like not a dangerous area.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Like a tour, like a tourist area.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Exactly.
Speaker:she goes on to say a couple of days ago, my passport went
Speaker:missing from my nightstand.
Speaker:I'm supposed to go tomorrow, so I wouldn't have time to get a new one.
Speaker:I looked everywhere, but I had no luck when I asked Jake about it.
Speaker:He behaved a little suspiciously, but I dismissed it because I couldn't
Speaker:believe he would actually take my passport to keep me from going.
Speaker:but he's been giving me some red flags, so I decided to have a look around.
Speaker:I like how she's like, I believed him, but then I immediately did not believe.
Speaker:I believed him a little
Speaker:bit, just a bit.
Speaker:just until he left the house.
Speaker:Uh, when he went out this morning, I started going through everything.
Speaker:As I searched, I became increasingly certain that he took my past.
Speaker:I don't know why you would like, if you're searching, why would you
Speaker:get more sure that, I guess you're
Speaker:You're just, you're just getting more frustrated that you can't find it.
Speaker:You're like, there's no way I would hide it.
Speaker:This one.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I started off carefully picking through the drawers and cabinets, but as
Speaker:my anger grew, I became a lot less.
Speaker:I started turning out.
Speaker:I started turning out drawers, pried, open a briefcase and made a total mess,
Speaker:but I found it, it was behind some books on the bookcase in his study.
Speaker:I have never gone into his study, so he definitely put it there.
Speaker:Now he's furious with me for going through his things and ransacking his place.
Speaker:He said he would have just given me back my passport and there was no need for
Speaker:me to go
Speaker:Nah.
Speaker:Nah, if you hit it already,
Speaker:it, I'm pretty sure you're not gonna fucking be giving it back that
Speaker:Yeah, And she, she already asked him
Speaker:she did.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:She said, he said I didn't take it.
Speaker:So,
Speaker:So the lie gives the reason to fucking rain.
Speaker:yeah.
Speaker:Um, I'm just angry that he, took it to begin with and I don't believe him
Speaker:when he says he was going to give it.
Speaker:this is only my third serious relationship and I have no
Speaker:perspective on this kind of thing.
Speaker:Am I the asshole for overreacting and ransacking my ex-boyfriend's place.
Speaker:So their ex-boyfriend now.
Speaker:X.
Speaker:Nice.
Speaker:No, ex-boyfriend's place.
Speaker:Love to see that
Speaker:because yeah.
Speaker:Get out.
Speaker:so, so, not the asshole you think?
Speaker:I definitely
Speaker:I don't think so.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:it's the gaslighting for me when, when she's.
Speaker:There you go.
Speaker:When, when she starts saying like, why did you hide this?
Speaker:And, and he's, he said he would've given it back.
Speaker:If you just ask, you didn't need to go crazy.
Speaker:Like she
Speaker:did ask sh she did ask bro.
Speaker:that's so fucking insane.
Speaker:oh
Speaker:I knew you were going to do this.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I w I would've given it back to you if you could approve and I taken it, but now that
Speaker:you've proven I've taken it, I'm Matt.
Speaker:Oh my God.
Speaker:Absolutely insane behavior.
Speaker:You're definitely not the asshole.
Speaker:If anything, I would have wrecked more shit when, whenever he
Speaker:admitted to, if I can take in it.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So here's what I was going to say since they've tactically moved
Speaker:in together, Ransacking the place and just searching through things.
Speaker:Is that, and just not her searching through her own stuff.
Speaker:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:if my girlfriend was like trying to find something and she was just going through
Speaker:all of our shit, I'd be like, yeah.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:That makes sense.
Speaker:We're trying to find something you need.
Speaker:We both agreed to live in this.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:like granted, it was like in like his study or whatever.
Speaker:Still,
Speaker:I
Speaker:Still
Speaker:yeah.
Speaker:share a home, No places is sacred.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:he is also a red flag that like the age difference.
Speaker:I know we shouldn't harp on that so
Speaker:much, but that's
Speaker:That's right on the border
Speaker:for me.
Speaker:right.
Speaker:Cause this nine years, Yeah.
Speaker:she's 25.
Speaker:So that's like, okay.
Speaker:But like at 25 and 34 year, I really different, like if it was
Speaker:nine year age difference and she was like 27, like maybe two years
Speaker:older, it's completely different.
Speaker:I feel like 25.
Speaker:You're still like fresh out of college.
Speaker:Maybe.
Speaker:That between like a boyfriend that has a nine to five or whatever
Speaker:it says just different, uh,
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:in your life.
Speaker:Yeah,
Speaker:And
Speaker:I'm not saying, it's just the age thing.
Speaker:Cause like there can be relationships where that works, but it's that mixed
Speaker:in with the controlling thing that makes it a little bit more like sus
Speaker:you know what I mean?
Speaker:Like it's a
Speaker:absolutely
Speaker:you already feel with the controlling and the telling you not to go to
Speaker:Mexico and the age difference.
Speaker:It's kinda like he doesn't see you.
Speaker:It seems like he didn't see her as an equal and as just like oh, you're young.
Speaker:You don't know shit
Speaker:a, like a child like that,
Speaker:Exactly.
Speaker:talking down to her all the time.
Speaker:Yeah,
Speaker:It reminds me of that one episode of friends.
Speaker:I don't know if y'all watch friends, but the one where like, Ross was
Speaker:dating like a, his student, I guess.
Speaker:And
Speaker:she wanted to go to like, uh, like spring break in Mexico or something.
Speaker:And then he was like, oh, you're going to pack that.
Speaker:You're going to pack that.
Speaker:And it's like, uh, you know, like a bikini or whatever.
Speaker:And.
Speaker:It was just so silly.
Speaker:Cause you know, he was obviously like way older.
Speaker:Just reminds me of that.
Speaker:Jesus.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I mean, I also don't know why he just didn't go.
Speaker:I mean, I maybe not to the wedding, but
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I mean, I imagine it you're at a resort together for this wedding, so just
Speaker:fucking skip the wedding if you weren't invited, but the other days you're at
Speaker:a resort with your, with your girls.
Speaker:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:It could have been a much, a much nicer outcome.
Speaker:It was just like, oh, my boyfriend wanted to come with me and we both
Speaker:went down to Mexico, you know, like
Speaker:there's so many
Speaker:There were
Speaker:have
Speaker:many
Speaker:ways.
Speaker:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker:There's so many other ways to have gone about this rather
Speaker:than being an over possessive
Speaker:stealing a passport
Speaker:a passport.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:insane.
Speaker:It
Speaker:might be illegal,
Speaker:It has to be
Speaker:like it, like,
Speaker:your social security in that bitch.
Speaker:Is it isn't it or
Speaker:no?
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:Shit.
Speaker:your.
Speaker:your driver's license number I think is in there.
Speaker:I dunno, but it's
Speaker:I'm probably
Speaker:wrong.
Speaker:It's a pretty sensitive, uh,
Speaker:document.
Speaker:is
Speaker:absolutely.
Speaker:like it's definitely, you have to get it canceled immediately if you
Speaker:can't find it and stuff like that.
Speaker:So, yeah, So you're definitely not the asshole.
Speaker:I'm glad he's your ex now.
Speaker:glad you're safe.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:and with that, we'll move on to our next Emma, the asshole.
Speaker:So am I the asshole for demanding?
Speaker:My husband Pay me the $1,000 he spent behind my back.
Speaker:So.
Speaker:My husband, uh, 33 and I, who was 31, used to have a two income home, but in 2020,
Speaker:we lost our home and one of our incomes.
Speaker:And then in brackets, she puts his, we moved into a smaller apartment,
Speaker:had to sell many things and give up most of our costly habits.
Speaker:my husband has this expensive habit of going to the spa
Speaker:for a weekly massage center.
Speaker:Which that would be first on my list for a
Speaker:costly habit.
Speaker:Yeah, I'm going to stop going to Starbucks every morning, but I have to
Speaker:get
Speaker:I have to get a fucking like, oh my God.
Speaker:And like, it's a weekly thing.
Speaker:I've never
Speaker:had a professional
Speaker:Oh,
Speaker:Josh, bro.
Speaker:you gotta get.
Speaker:a massage man.
Speaker:They're nice.
Speaker:I mean, listen, maybe someday, but.
Speaker:It's not a costly habit.
Speaker:I'm ready to get into, you know,
Speaker:Just a, just a once every six months type of deal.
Speaker:That's what I do.
Speaker:Can, you know,
Speaker:I don't know that this sounds like you have to do
Speaker:once a week, so
Speaker:Dude once a week, Hell nah, that would have been instant
Speaker:is criminally insane that he has to have a,
Speaker:it sounds very fucking, uh, what's it called?
Speaker:What's his name?
Speaker:Bates fucking American psycho that you
Speaker:need to get a fucking spa treatment once a fucking week.
Speaker:Oh dude.
Speaker:Especially when you're the one that last year.
Speaker:Yeah,
Speaker:I get, you know, like, you know, you want your spouse to , not lose
Speaker:too much of their cycle, but you know, a fucking weekly spa is, it is
Speaker:Oh, come on.
Speaker:big ass.
Speaker:My
Speaker:Uh, it's a huge ass.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:if they were like, oh, I still want to go to Starbucks.
Speaker:It was like, okay, that's fine.
Speaker:You know, but definitely cut out the massages that are costing
Speaker:us hundreds of dollars a month.
Speaker:That's crazy,
Speaker:So she continues on, she says, we live in an urban area, so this
Speaker:stuff is ridiculously expensive.
Speaker:a single session is $250
Speaker:Oh hell nah,
Speaker:and
Speaker:way.
Speaker:he has to have it every week.
Speaker:So that it'd be nearly 1000 a month.
Speaker:I offered him to have his session, at a regular spa.
Speaker:He said, no, he has to get it from the luxurious spa near the
Speaker:restaurant we used to go
Speaker:no, you know what, now this just sounds like a, this is just sounds sus
Speaker:now.
Speaker:you got a favorite misuse,
Speaker:bro.
Speaker:that's the next line.
Speaker:he says the lady who gives him the massage is an expert and he's used to
Speaker:her
Speaker:Nah, I'm not an expert in what.
Speaker:My guy, lots of talented misuses, bro.
Speaker:expert in, happy endings is what I'm getting.
Speaker:an expert.
Speaker:She's an expert with my body specifically.
Speaker:so the problem is I'm the only income earner and I'm
Speaker:struggling to make ends meet.
Speaker:I'm also pregnant and need the, save the money to prepare a nursery.
Speaker:I.
Speaker:not the asshole
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:bro.
Speaker:you owe way more than a
Speaker:you're.
Speaker:You're the winner,
Speaker:told him to cut his sessions, but he refused.
Speaker:I told them I won't be paying for them anymore.
Speaker:And he said, he'd get the money himself yesterday.
Speaker:I checked and saw that he's been using my credit card for
Speaker:this, his sessions
Speaker:for a
Speaker:the credit card on
Speaker:It's a
Speaker:13 year old little
Speaker:boy stealing his mommy's
Speaker:card.
Speaker:Golly
Speaker:bomb.
Speaker:to buy fortnight points and.
Speaker:your wife's not going to notice the missing $200 per week.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:What does he think?
Speaker:Oh, I wonder where this thousand dollars went from this
Speaker:oh, what's the end game here.
Speaker:My guy, what's the end.
Speaker:so I found out he had maxed out the cards completely when I had
Speaker:gone shopping for baby essentials.
Speaker:And the cashier said I had no
Speaker:money.
Speaker:no fucking way.
Speaker:That's so embarrassing.
Speaker:I hate
Speaker:that's the worst feeling, even when you haven't like ran out of
Speaker:money and it just gets declined.
Speaker:Cause like the chip isn't working or other shit, you're just, you're like everyone
Speaker:around me thinks I'm poor as fuck.
Speaker:Like
Speaker:it just feels shameful.
Speaker:yeah, it
Speaker:watching you as you just take the cart back and with everything in
Speaker:it.
Speaker:No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker:Try it again, Try it again, please, please.
Speaker:It has to go through, please.
Speaker:I, I checked this morning.
Speaker:yeah, I've been through that many times.
Speaker:Uh,
Speaker:Yeah,
Speaker:same.
Speaker:as a, as a poor poor college kid had
Speaker:happens.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:Oh, for sure.
Speaker:More than more than one
Speaker:As a poor third year old has been through that, uh, going off.
Speaker:I had to return everything then went home and went off on him.
Speaker:I told him he had maxed out my cards and make me, made me look
Speaker:like an idiot at the store.
Speaker:He said he didn't, tell me cause he knew I'd have an issue with it,
Speaker:which
Speaker:No
Speaker:fuck no shit.
Speaker:Sherlock.
Speaker:No fucking shit,
Speaker:so stupid.
Speaker:I demanded, he paid me back the $1,000 he spent, but he refused, I yelled
Speaker:at him calling him irresponsible and he got upset and called me selfish
Speaker:and told me to stop playing victim.
Speaker:And that this is affecting both of us since he's going to be a parent too.
Speaker:And it's stressful for him.
Speaker:And I keep dismissing his own needs as a human.
Speaker:Oh
Speaker:No,
Speaker:do it.
Speaker:It's an incell.
Speaker:Isn't he?
Speaker:Like,
Speaker:cheating.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:he's in those communities.
Speaker:Just like my wife won't fuck me.
Speaker:So I have to go to a massage therapist.
Speaker:gosh.
Speaker:Disgusting.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Oh my God.
Speaker:fucking
Speaker:hell
Speaker:I went upstairs and he went out.
Speaker:He started giving me, silence, but I kept demanding the money back.
Speaker:He said, I shouldn't expect it back since we're married.
Speaker:Then my money is technically his and I should stop using his unemployment against
Speaker:him.
Speaker:Ah,
Speaker:the
Speaker:asshole?
Speaker:no, Not even
Speaker:Get your money and get your belt.
Speaker:You have the bag queen
Speaker:fucking leave his as too.
Speaker:It just sounds like,
Speaker:let's say it sounds like
Speaker:he's cheating on you.
Speaker:I'm sorry.
Speaker:You know?
Speaker:Even if he's, it sounds like that because you could get massages anywhere.
Speaker:My guy,
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I'm sure a, an amateur massage therapist is, not, maybe not just
Speaker:as good, but you know what I mean?
Speaker:Like it probably
Speaker:does a similar thing.
Speaker:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker:you don't need to spend hundreds of dollars every week on it.
Speaker:but even, even if he's not cheating,
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Even if he's not cheating,
Speaker:it's still the, the controlling and the, reverse victim blaming, which is just
Speaker:dude, the fact that he said that she's being selfish is so
Speaker:fucking
Speaker:Mind-blowing
Speaker:mine.
Speaker:Like not where are you?
Speaker:You're not on this planet, dude.
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:I'm trying to think of like, uh, some, sort of defense, but there is no defense
Speaker:she's trying to spend money for your baby.
Speaker:And it's the least selfish thing.
Speaker:You're spending money to get a couple knots out of your bag.
Speaker:Every week because you can't handle the pressure.
Speaker:Meanwhile, your wife is pregnant, dealing with that, dealing with work.
Speaker:Cause she's actually working.
Speaker:If anybody needs a massage.
Speaker:Is her, are you kidding me?
Speaker:this guy is like, super fucking handicap and we don't know, like, I
Speaker:don't know, his body just needs massages or something,
Speaker:But even
Speaker:that sounds like a
Speaker:medical
Speaker:that's physical therapy.
Speaker:That's not massage.
Speaker:That's not spa dates.
Speaker:So nevermind.
Speaker:Fuck what I said.
Speaker:It's like, Mike, my only, thing from his point of view might be like,
Speaker:okay, like It sounds like it happened like right during pandemic time.
Speaker:and then, he lost his job, obviously.
Speaker:It's like, maybe this is his sort of like semblance of.
Speaker:Uh,
Speaker:normalcy to him and his life, but there's, this should definitely come to a point
Speaker:where like, you can't be spending this much, what we were saying earlier, like,
Speaker:if you need these as like, this is like your thing, your one thing in life that
Speaker:brings you happiness, we got a lower, they call it like, you guys got like
Speaker:a compromise needs to have been met.
Speaker:I feel like they need to communicate that to each other.
Speaker:Like, yo, I need this.
Speaker:I just lost my job and shit or.
Speaker:you definitely don't need to be spending two 50 a month
Speaker:No.
Speaker:a fucking
Speaker:weak
Speaker:and have your card, your wife's car get declined
Speaker:at the fucking, you know, babies R us or wherever they were shopping at to
Speaker:get there, to get shit for their baby.
Speaker:Like, this is like, this is insane to me.
Speaker:Like how could you do that?
Speaker:Oh, man,
Speaker:that
Speaker:It's just so in the wrong it's mind blowing
Speaker:Yeah, I like
Speaker:my, my blood's boiling.
Speaker:I don't know how y'all sit through these actually
Speaker:Yeah, that's what I'm saying, dude, bro.
Speaker:One time Josh, like we watched misogynistic tick
Speaker:talks.
Speaker:I was, he did.
Speaker:I like was see, I think I could barely sit still.
Speaker:I was
Speaker:I, I couldn't even use it as a clip from tick-tock because Sean was so very mad
Speaker:that I was like, I can't show this, like
Speaker:but yeah, I was, I was thinking a thousand dollars a month.
Speaker:You could just buy one of those super fancy
Speaker:massage chairs
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:or the gun.
Speaker:or the massage gun also that, but you could buy one of those.
Speaker:Like if you have to have a really good massage, they have those massage.
Speaker:If I can spin you upside down all around him and fuck your body up.
Speaker:Those are like two to $3,000.
Speaker:That's three months you've been doing this for one and a half years.
Speaker:My guy like holy fucking moly.
Speaker:oh my gosh.
Speaker:That thousand dollars, like to have that, to be like, you are a quote unquote,
Speaker:disposable income to use on that.
Speaker:Like,
Speaker:oh, that's so
Speaker:much
Speaker:they had that extra thousand dollars a month, you know, how better, a much
Speaker:better off they'd be that's 24, 20 $400 or $24,000 in the last two years
Speaker:just gone.
Speaker:Jesus.
Speaker:Like how many things has the wife given up
Speaker:for this man to get
Speaker:$250 massages every week?
Speaker:yeah,
Speaker:Are you fucking
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I just, I
Speaker:yeah.
Speaker:Fuck this guy.
Speaker:dude?
Speaker:I don't think that you, you don't, you don't win here, dude.
Speaker:Oh, man.
Speaker:I just, I feel bad because you know, it might be one of those situations
Speaker:where it's like, oh, I'm having a baby right now and getting a
Speaker:divorce, just like isn't, you know,
Speaker:the vibe.
Speaker:isn't like that, wouldn't be the easiest thing on me right now,
Speaker:yeah.
Speaker:know,
Speaker:fuck dude,
Speaker:Yeah, it it's tough, man.
Speaker:And I hope he betters himself for her and the baby.
Speaker:Yeah, I guess we can only pray for the boast, like
Speaker:yeah, I'm not holding my breath.
Speaker:yeah.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:definitely not the asshole.
Speaker:Uh,
Speaker:imagine spending a thousand dollars on a pair of Jordans every month.
Speaker:Just back in some stupid shit like,
Speaker:how fast would your wife kick the shit out of you, Sean?
Speaker:Uh, before, uh, oh wait,
Speaker:she'd sense it in the cart, breaking the door.
Speaker:What the fuck do you think you're doing?
Speaker:We can resell them for like three times as much.
Speaker:I use that excuse when I first started dating my now wife, but when she was
Speaker:my girlfriend, I'll be like, I can just fucking resell These And then like a year
Speaker:in, she was like, you don't resell shit.
Speaker:Have 50 pairs of fucking sneakers.
Speaker:40% B.
Speaker:We can't sell these for
Speaker:wear.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:You wear All your shit.
Speaker:You don't like, you don't keep
Speaker:anything.
Speaker:in the box.
Speaker:for anyone watching on YouTube, all of the shoes behind Chris are the ones he's
Speaker:talking
Speaker:about.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I'm a dumb
Speaker:bitch.
Speaker:I'm a dumb bitch.
Speaker:but you learned, and you, you, you're better with money
Speaker:now.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Um, Well,
Speaker:better, better is
Speaker:Better.
Speaker:Better.
Speaker:I'm not great either.
Speaker:So, so we're gonna, we're gonna take a break from MIT asshole.
Speaker:we're gonna listen to some sponsors, some ads We'll be right back in
Speaker:a few minutes with A couple more?
Speaker:Am I the hassles?
Speaker:All right.
Speaker:And we are back it's time to hop into our third story.
Speaker:how are you hanging in there, Chris?
Speaker:Still still see
Speaker:Oh good.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:A
Speaker:little
Speaker:bit.
Speaker:And it's, it's calmed down, but I just feel like, you know, blood pressure is
Speaker:about to spike back up, so we'll see.
Speaker:It's an emotionally draining show.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:every week.
Speaker:We're like, God damn, we fucking suck.
Speaker:It's a gender.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:this one.
Speaker:not saying it's reverse roll, but we'll see.
Speaker:We'll see how this one goes.
Speaker:So am I the asshole for telling my brother and his boyfriend to stop
Speaker:misleading people with their wedding rings when they're not actually married?
Speaker:uh, you might kind of, I don't know, just the title.
Speaker:so I am a 26 year old female, and I have an older brother, a 27 year old male.
Speaker:Who's been dating another guy, a 30 year old.
Speaker:For around four years, I don't have an issue with my brother being
Speaker:gay, but I have an issue with him wearing a wedding ring in order to
Speaker:pretend that he's married to him.
Speaker:You see, we live in a country where gay marriage still isn't allowed.
Speaker:And then in brackets, Romania, but despite this, my brother and his
Speaker:boyfriend started wearing wedding rings.
Speaker:Recently when I asked my brother about it, he told me that despite
Speaker:not being able to do at least.
Speaker:They still consider themselves to be married spiritually and are hoping that
Speaker:one day gay marriage will be allowed.
Speaker:and they'll be able to do it legally as well either by leaving
Speaker:the country or waiting until gay marriage is legal, in Romania.
Speaker:Well, I think this is nice.
Speaker:I told them that they shouldn't be wearing wedding rings until they
Speaker:actually get officially married.
Speaker:As I think that it's kind of just
Speaker:tasting.
Speaker:Oh,
Speaker:Um,
Speaker:told me that they're just a symbol of their love and that they're not hurting
Speaker:anyone by wearing them, but I disagreed, they're actively misleading people into
Speaker:thinking that they're actually married and frankly, just making a mockery out of
Speaker:marriage.
Speaker:oh my you're the fucking
Speaker:word.
Speaker:bro.
Speaker:Oh shit.
Speaker:So my brother told me he doesn't care about what other people,
Speaker:including me think about them wearing Redding rings, and maybe they should
Speaker:mind their own business then left
Speaker:furiously, not going to lie.
Speaker:I think his comments here were kind of out of line as all I did was give my
Speaker:opinion on people wearing wedding rings when they're actually, not married.
Speaker:And he seemed to take it personally.
Speaker:Obviously he took
Speaker:it
Speaker:anyway.
Speaker:Uh, his
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:It seems very personal, especially like, you know, this ID they're
Speaker:living in.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:How do you not take that personally.
Speaker:Actually, what I think what you and your boyfriend doing is super distasteful
Speaker:and kind of like ruins marriage
Speaker:for everyone
Speaker:personally.
Speaker:I'll even though it's a
Speaker:you.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Don't take it personally as your sister, I dislike, dislike your lifestyle
Speaker:and what you're doing right now.
Speaker:don't take it personally though.
Speaker:I said no offense, like in the same thing,
Speaker:his boyfriend also contacted me later and told me that their romantic life
Speaker:doesn't concern me and to stay out
Speaker:of
Speaker:sure as hell doesn't
Speaker:the asshole?
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker:Wow.
Speaker:holy fuck.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:Like, this makes me so angry.
Speaker:Uh, your brother is in a, a country that doesn't respect his sexual orientation.
Speaker:doesn't see it as illegal, literally illegal to be who he is.
Speaker:And then to have his sister pile on top to like condemn him for even trying
Speaker:to enjoy the relationship he's built with this other guy, like, fuck you,
Speaker:go fuck yourself.
Speaker:I was like, man, that's so sweet.
Speaker:Like they're doing like everything that they can you know, to show
Speaker:how much they love each other.
Speaker:I was hoping to hear like something from her where it was like, you know,
Speaker:it's very dangerous for them to be doing
Speaker:that here.
Speaker:Like that's
Speaker:them to otherwise, like, I want them to be safe, you know, kind of thing.
Speaker:Then I was like,
Speaker:okay, I see where you're coming from.
Speaker:you know, that's what I was like, kind of hoping to hear, but it
Speaker:just sounds like you don't like it
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:As soon as the first reason was I think it's distasteful.
Speaker:I was like, you're the fucking asshole.
Speaker:You fucking dickhead.
Speaker:Fuck you.
Speaker:You literally the same as.
Speaker:fucking conservative Americans back when it was a debate, if it was legal
Speaker:or not, it was just like, well, they can't get married because if I fucking
Speaker:somehow ruins our marriage, like it makes
Speaker:your ruining.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:But you can't be married.
Speaker:You can't have what we have.
Speaker:Oh my
Speaker:God.
Speaker:It's so fucking
Speaker:dumb.
Speaker:it's, honestly, it's just about, it's probably a mix of insecurity on her part.
Speaker:and then some sort of control to feel like you're better than someone else.
Speaker:You should respect your brother's relationship and, you know, support
Speaker:them, especially when no one else
Speaker:Yeah,
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:family, B
Speaker:family,
Speaker:yeah.
Speaker:Blood's thicker than, uh, I don't know what, but
Speaker:what is thicker
Speaker:of saying there.
Speaker:Something
Speaker:like
Speaker:Oh, water.
Speaker:Yeah,
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:But I don't know how that applies here now that I think about it.
Speaker:So I'm going to continue on,
Speaker:Wow.
Speaker:What is that saying?
Speaker:Is water like friends and then blood is thicker
Speaker:than,
Speaker:blood is thicker than,
Speaker:We found our topic
Speaker:for
Speaker:tonight.
Speaker:is, another, this another pod.
Speaker:Understanding fucking weird phrases.
Speaker:yeah.
Speaker:True.
Speaker:That'd could be a whole podcast
Speaker:probably to
Speaker:Shout out to that.
Speaker:That one.
Speaker:Tick-tock he's like a comedy ticktack I don't know if y'all get him.
Speaker:The Tony is a Tony, something.
Speaker:It's the guy with the
Speaker:long
Speaker:Oh, Tony's stuff, a tachy or something like
Speaker:some shit like that.
Speaker:where he was like, trying out.
Speaker:new, new phrases for the first time.
Speaker:And then he was like, I think it's time.
Speaker:I think it's.
Speaker:And then he's like, yo man, there's plenty of fish in the sea.
Speaker:And they just looking
Speaker:around
Speaker:like, yo,
Speaker:fuck does that
Speaker:mean?
Speaker:And this spread is like, What the fuck does that mean?
Speaker:man?
Speaker:My heart is broken.
Speaker:Why are you talking about fucking fish, bro?
Speaker:Hello, that
Speaker:fucking funny.
Speaker:Oh my God.
Speaker:so we'll, we'll move on to our final story of the day.
Speaker:am I the asshole for snapping at my husband after he told me to go
Speaker:make him dinner at two in the more.
Speaker:Wait, he told her to make dinner.
Speaker:Yeah,
Speaker:and you're an
Speaker:And you're an adult.
Speaker:That's exactly.
Speaker:that could make your
Speaker:own fucking meal until you I
Speaker:may
Speaker:be.
Speaker:Preemptive here, but I
Speaker:think
Speaker:you're
Speaker:not
Speaker:the
Speaker:asshole,
Speaker:Yeah, I dunno.
Speaker:It's called
Speaker:but
Speaker:buddy.
Speaker:Ramen something quick.
Speaker:You
Speaker:can do it.
Speaker:serial dude serial, so
Speaker:I Cyril slaps, dude.
Speaker:If magic spoon ever
Speaker:sponsors us, my
Speaker:life
Speaker:Oh,
Speaker:God.
Speaker:That'd be so wet for some magic.
Speaker:the ad, right.
Speaker:That's the
Speaker:ad.
Speaker:That's the ad read?
Speaker:Nothing Makes me.
Speaker:wetter than magic spoon.
Speaker:We'd sell so much fucking cereal.
Speaker:Who needs milk anymore?
Speaker:God.
Speaker:Um, there goes all the sales.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:so my husband, a 27 year old male has been coming home late recently.
Speaker:I'm talking two to 3:00 AM.
Speaker:I don't know what he's doing out that late.
Speaker:No,
Speaker:Stop.
Speaker:McDonald's bro.
Speaker:What are you doing, bro?
Speaker:What are you?
Speaker:Why are you waking up your wife at 2:00 AM.
Speaker:Pause.
Speaker:Stop.
Speaker:That's it
Speaker:but he says his evening shifts tend to extend any works, extra hours.
Speaker:I'm a new mother and I'm constantly exhausted and only
Speaker:get a few hours of sleep.
Speaker:Normally when he's out so late, I have my dinner and not put anything aside for
Speaker:him because he obviously eats at work.
Speaker:Like he said on Thursday, I get woken up by him, shaking me at 2 45 in the morning.
Speaker:I ask him what he wants and he tells me he's hungry and wants to eat.
Speaker:I tell him that I didn't have dinner.
Speaker:Put aside for him thinking he's already eaten at work.
Speaker:He loses it on me and
Speaker:asks, are you fucking crazy?
Speaker:Oh,
Speaker:He said
Speaker:that to
Speaker:her
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:bro.
Speaker:Bro.
Speaker:Fuck
Speaker:this guy, bro.
Speaker:ain't
Speaker:this guy.
Speaker:He wants to fucking
Speaker:smoke.
Speaker:are
Speaker:Oh shit.
Speaker:He then demands.
Speaker:I go make him dinner, dinner at two in the morning.
Speaker:I snap at him and yell at him asking him what dinner is at two in the morning.
Speaker:he then throws back at me that he was working all day and
Speaker:asked me what I was doing all
Speaker:day
Speaker:I don't know, raising your fucking
Speaker:kids.
Speaker:the fucking baby.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:The baby then gets woken up, which makes me matter.
Speaker:I start arguing with my husband and he storms out of the room saying I should
Speaker:make it up to him after I decided not to save dinner for him, then goes to comment
Speaker:on how much I eat and how much weight I've
Speaker:put on
Speaker:recently.
Speaker:No fuck you away.
Speaker:This isn't real.
Speaker:There's no fucking way.
Speaker:This is real.
Speaker:I've seen enough men tick docs that, uh, it could very much be real.
Speaker:some guys are
Speaker:Fucking pathetic.
Speaker:just psychopaths that there's no other there's no empathy,
Speaker:no respect, no anything going through this fucking guy's brain,
Speaker:I'm adding him to the list of people.
Speaker:he's right under, Greg Abbott.
Speaker:Now under people I want to box,
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I refuse to make him dinner and he ended up going to sleep without eating anything.
Speaker:He then goes into radio silence.
Speaker:He couldn't figure it out himself.
Speaker:Using our promo code magic spoon.
Speaker:Uh, you could
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Speaker:all the
Speaker:protein that you need from a meal
Speaker:and all the
Speaker:other nutritional, and
Speaker:makes you wet.
Speaker:it makes you super wet.
Speaker:so he then goes into radio silence.
Speaker:After telling me he works hard for this family compared to me, and that
Speaker:the least I could do is have dinner ready for him, whatever time it is.
Speaker:this
Speaker:guy's
Speaker:Am I am I the asshole for not getting up to make him dinner at
Speaker:2:00
Speaker:No,
Speaker:No, bro.
Speaker:She pushed out a baby and is raising your baby at home all day, every day.
Speaker:Yup.
Speaker:What, are you doing, bro?
Speaker:You are driving home from, I guess work.
Speaker:there's so many 24 hour places.
Speaker:You can grab a fucking meal, bro.
Speaker:Why are you?
Speaker:Dollar menu exists.
Speaker:it also seems very suspicious that he's saying work because it sounds
Speaker:like this has just started happening.
Speaker:And it seems to be like after the baby.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:So if I had to put a hundred dollars on this, I would put it
Speaker:on, he's probably out at the bar drinking or doing some other shit
Speaker:Maybe
Speaker:Yeah, hear mine must be fucked up for you to come home until.
Speaker:The mother of your child 2:00
Speaker:AM Yeah, you can't be
Speaker:sober.
Speaker:There's no way you are out of your, your blitz out of your mind
Speaker:to be telling someone that shit.
Speaker:I was going to give him the benefit of a doubt, like, you know, brand new baby.
Speaker:It sounds like she's not working at the moment.
Speaker:So maybe, he's picking up extra hours
Speaker:maybe,
Speaker:but still.
Speaker:but also Chris brings up a good point.
Speaker:You can't be in your right mind to fucking shake your wife at 2 45 and go off on her
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:making you.
Speaker:When you're an adult person with hands
Speaker:like your kid, you're capable of working, you're capable of picking up food on
Speaker:the way home or fucking making, as we've said, multiple times, any kind of simple
Speaker:meal, grilled cheese, Mac, and cheese.
Speaker:Uh, all I'm thinking of cheese right now, but
Speaker:eggs
Speaker:toast,
Speaker:Uh,
Speaker:bread.
Speaker:That's a bread.
Speaker:Apparently not toast.
Speaker:We got into a, oh, wait.
Speaker:It's okay.
Speaker:We won't get into It
Speaker:it's washing over from
Speaker:our Monday episode,
Speaker:It's a Monday episode, wicked maniacs.
Speaker:If you're interested, listen to that.
Speaker:but man, it just, it makes me so fucking mad and two out of four of
Speaker:our, our, stories today are just like, I feel so bad that these women
Speaker:are having babies with these people.
Speaker:yeah.
Speaker:Uh, do babies just fry men's brains.
Speaker:Like, are they just suddenly fucking stupid once they have one?
Speaker:Because
Speaker:that's
Speaker:We know two people who just
Speaker:had babies
Speaker:within the past year, and they're
Speaker:doing
Speaker:amazing
Speaker:okay,
Speaker:what we see.
Speaker:Great debts.
Speaker:I don't think it fries their brains.
Speaker:These guys are definitely had their
Speaker:brains
Speaker:fried
Speaker:before
Speaker:this
Speaker:year.
Speaker:They were probably dickheads
Speaker:before, during and
Speaker:after this
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Oh man.
Speaker:I, I dunno what else to say.
Speaker:You're definitely not the ass.
Speaker:no, definitely not.
Speaker:I would, I don't know.
Speaker:I honestly don't know what you should do.
Speaker:Buy more pre prepared meals and make them make himself.
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:Man.
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:So many times on this show, I'm just like divorce, but you
Speaker:know,
Speaker:it's never that easy.
Speaker:it's never that easy,
Speaker:especially with kids and
Speaker:stuff.
Speaker:for us to say, but
Speaker:yeah.
Speaker:to
Speaker:execute.
Speaker:So, I mean,
Speaker:truly like.
Speaker:I don't know, like find a way for him to
Speaker:seek Some sort of
Speaker:counseling or some shit, I don't know why the first thought is not just let
Speaker:me get some fucking McDonald's bro.
Speaker:That would be
Speaker:mine.
Speaker:I get
Speaker:it.
Speaker:You're working extra hours.
Speaker:So you're trying to, you know, get money and save money.
Speaker:McDonald's
Speaker:bro.
Speaker:It's so it's dumb.
Speaker:Cheap,
Speaker:like burgers should not be that cheap Or just
Speaker:fucking
Speaker:Because of what the fuck are you going to do after 2:00 AM that you need
Speaker:a fucking meeting egg or a meat and
Speaker:potato
Speaker:ass dinner.
Speaker:You're
Speaker:going to go straight to sleep.
Speaker:You do not need to be fucking eating shit like that.
Speaker:Like at two in the morning, like, why are
Speaker:are you
Speaker:that at two in the
Speaker:We haven't even mentioned that he straight up just called her
Speaker:fat.
Speaker:Oh, yeah.
Speaker:Where the fuck do you get
Speaker:fucking gave birth to your child.
Speaker:You
Speaker:God.
Speaker:dickhead.
Speaker:Piece of shit.
Speaker:Like, what is he implying?
Speaker:She ate all the food or something.
Speaker:Like, what does that have anything to do with the, the scenario
Speaker:that they're talking about?
Speaker:It's just something to, to hurt your significant other.
Speaker:It's something to actively go out of your way to make them
Speaker:feel
Speaker:bad.
Speaker:exactly.
Speaker:Oh,
Speaker:Oh
Speaker:my
Speaker:God.
Speaker:Fuck this guy divorce.
Speaker:disgusting.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:it for you, Sean.
Speaker:Fuck this
Speaker:guy.
Speaker:divorce stamp,
Speaker:God.
Speaker:so that is it for this episode.
Speaker:what did you think.
Speaker:please let us know angrily in the comments,
Speaker:I'm looking at Chris like that, a James Franco meme from that cowboy movie.
Speaker:first
Speaker:time,
Speaker:Oh, yeah.
Speaker:first time being this enraged from
Speaker:uh, uh, welcome to hell.
Speaker:I saved these terrible, terrible ones for Sean.
Speaker:So, uh, welcome aboard Chris.
Speaker:This was fun in a way.
Speaker:So, uh, before we sign off though, Chris, I do want you to, tell the WCA
Speaker:or Shawn, if you want tell the Wikimedia maniacs about shots and thoughts
Speaker:and where they can find you guys.
Speaker:Oh,
Speaker:that's sick, dude.
Speaker:I don't.
Speaker:So Shawn has this really cool, like tagline, he says at the
Speaker:beginning, but his thing.
Speaker:I do not know off the top of
Speaker:my head,
Speaker:Sean, sounds like the put together one of shots and thoughts
Speaker:yeah.
Speaker:I feel, I feel like Reddit on Wiki, you and John are, are So put together
Speaker:that I will just slide into the chaotic
Speaker:role
Speaker:is, is
Speaker:my tendency.
Speaker:I
Speaker:that's fair.
Speaker:I I'm, I'm a little bit more in the middle.
Speaker:Sean's definitely way more or John's definitely way more organized.
Speaker:He has everything.
Speaker:And everything planned.
Speaker:He's got topics planned for like a month and a half in advance.
Speaker:I look at the
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:he's
Speaker:the only one that updates the calendar every time I every time I make the post.
Speaker:on cultivate asking for titles, like I honestly it's
Speaker:everyone, but me and Josh, that
Speaker:updates
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:We're I'm also disorganized.
Speaker:So
Speaker:it's fine.
Speaker:At least you have someone, you know,
Speaker:True.
Speaker:Uh, go ahead, Chris.
Speaker:Sorry, I cut you off
Speaker:there.
Speaker:uh, yeah.
Speaker:So shots and thoughts is a, uh, the podcast that Sean and I and Ryan I'll
Speaker:try cohost
Speaker:try
Speaker:those.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:basically we learn something that like we either should know or didn't
Speaker:know, and, uh, we take shots through.
Speaker:as we uncover the truth behind things that we should have already known
Speaker:and
Speaker:we also play.
Speaker:And then after that, after halftime, we play some, fun drinking
Speaker:games that we all came up with,
Speaker:it's a
Speaker:it's a very unique show there's no other show out there.
Speaker:Like it, I can guarantee you
Speaker:that,
Speaker:it's got that right.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:It's uh, we've been told it's a mix of like, reading rainbow mixed
Speaker:with hot ones, but very explicit
Speaker:and explicit reading rainbow.
Speaker:mixed with
Speaker:hot
Speaker:That's
Speaker:And hot ones doesn't have a Ryan.
Speaker:So you guys got a one
Speaker:up
Speaker:on that.
Speaker:Yeah,
Speaker:it does have a Shaun though,
Speaker:and I am
Speaker:a Shaun.
Speaker:That's true.
Speaker:Um, yeah, so, definitely a great podcast to go check out.
Speaker:links to that will be in the show notes.
Speaker:if you want to hear more of this show, consider subscribing and giving us a
Speaker:rating and review on whatever platform you are on, and don't forget, you can
Speaker:submit your own MIT Astle stories to us using Reddit on Wiki pod@gmail.com or DMS
Speaker:on Twitter and Instagram at red on Wiki.
Speaker:Not sure when we're going to do the listener submitted ones, depends
Speaker:on when John's coming back, but if he's not back soon, maybe Sean
Speaker:and I will hop on a couple, just cause there is a mountain of them.
Speaker:There's a whole bunch that I'm
Speaker:just stacking.
Speaker:so we will get to those.
Speaker:I promise, once John gets back or we'll figure something out.
Speaker:So, thank you for sending those and continue to send those.
Speaker:Uh, we will get to them
Speaker:eventually.
Speaker:Oh, announcement too.
Speaker:In regards to that.
Speaker:And John's attorney, if you could just send.
Speaker:Some good vibes or, you know, if you believe in prayers, some prayers,
Speaker:if you don't just Phibes positive thoughts, towards John's direction.
Speaker:That would be
Speaker:fantastic.
Speaker:100%.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:we wish, John, his family, nothing but the best.
Speaker:And, uh, we hope to see him return with good news, uh, to cap it off.
Speaker:Thank you, Chris, for coming on the show
Speaker:Absolutely.
Speaker:Thank you all for having me tag me in again.
Speaker:and,
Speaker:one of these these are fun.
Speaker:I
Speaker:like
Speaker:talking shit about that.
Speaker:people
Speaker:and, uh, thank you, Sean.
Speaker:Our kind of Friday host once a month, host
Speaker:should be more regularly now, but, uh, thanks for coming
Speaker:on and giving your takes.
Speaker:thank you.
Speaker:Wikimedia maniacs for another amazing
Speaker:episode,
Speaker:we will see you on Monday.