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Dec. 24, 2021

Reddit On Wiki Quickie - The QAnon Shaman

Reddit On Wiki Quickie - The QAnon Shaman

In this bonus episode, Sean is back and he still doesn't know how long a mile is...or a month. We talk about the QAnon Shaman's prison sentence and Sean gets to have his take on the Capitol Hill riots! If you want to listen to the full episode consider becoming a Patreon!

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Transcript
Josh:

it's time for our favorite monthly update of everybody's favorite.

Josh:

Q and on baby

Sean:

Oh shit.

Josh:

specifically the Q Anon Sharman, Jacob chancellor.

Josh:

Do you guys remember this this gentlemen?

John:

the Buffalo guy with the Buffalo.

John:

Okay.

Josh:

the

Sean:

Oh, from the interaction.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

The, the man who wore blue, white and red face paint, a fur hat with horns and held an American flag shirtless in that.

Josh:

Now infamous picture on Capitol hill has been sentenced to 41 months.

Josh:

Side note.

Josh:

I hate when they say I hate when they say 41 months.

Josh:

Cause it's like people who tell you their kids' age and months after they're a year old, it's like, come on,

John:

my

Josh:

there one year.

Josh:

Like,

John:

67 months.

Josh:

like now I have to do math to figure out how old his fucking kid is like Jesus.

Josh:

So now we've already covered Capitol hill in our year and episode, but I thought I'd give Sean and.

Josh:

To hop in there and give his thoughts about it as well.

Josh:

We can talk about if the sentence is long enough for nearly destroying America and committing domestic terrorism.

Sean:

definitely not long enough.

Sean:

It's almost seven years.

Sean:

But he's not convicted.

Sean:

Right.

Sean:

He's just facing it.

Sean:

So he

Sean:

might weasel

Sean:

his way.

Josh:

That was a sentence.

Josh:

Yeah, that was a sentence.

Sean:

He'd love to see that.

Josh:

So, I mean, he'll probably get out early, obviously.

Josh:

That's

Josh:

always.

John:

you say 41 months is almost 70?

Josh:

Yeah, that's not right either, but I

John:

That's only three years, bro.

John:

Three years and five months.

Sean:

How long has it a mile?

Sean:

Uh,

Josh:

A mile.

Josh:

Oh,

Sean:

I'm fucking tired.

Sean:

I'm fucking tired man.

Sean:

41 months.

Sean:

Yeah.

Sean:

Divided by 12.

Sean:

Yeah.

Sean:

That makes sense.

Sean:

That makes sense.

Sean:

Yeah.

Sean:

Yeah.

Sean:

Right, right, right.

Sean:

Cuckoo cuckoo.

Josh:

I'm glad to have Sean back on.

Josh:

This is the clip for everyone.

Sean:

Uh, I'm going to lie and say the edible before this, but that's not true.

John:

we're going to keep that so you can fucking

John:

expose yourself.

Sean:

fuck.

Josh:

But yeah, three, Three and a bit years

John:

Three years and five months.

John:

Okay.

Josh:

five months, there you go.

Sean:

right, right, right, right, right.

Sean:

right.

Josh:

So definitely not long long enough since you said seven years.

Josh:

Wasn't long enough.

Sean:

didn't, I didn't think seven years is long enough, so definitely, definitely not three.

Sean:

That's definitely way too soon.

John:

what'd you think seven years is fair or do you want it to be

Sean:

No, I want longer than that, this man led a riot on the Capitol.

Sean:

How is this not a bigger deal?

Sean:

how do we have, cops filled to the brim with fucking assault rifles on every step of the Capitol when there's a black lives matter protest, but when there's a fucking insurrection, all we can do is, is just hold the little fucking metal barriers.

Sean:

It's that doesn't make any fucking sense.

Josh:

I can guarantee if it was a black lives matter protest or a.

Josh:

Any leftist protest, basically they would have just mowed them down now know, I know that's, that's like horrifying to think about, but

Sean:

but it's true, but it's absolutely true.

Sean:

And Ford.

Josh:

they would absolutely do that.

Josh:

Like is just, they do that when they're nowhere near the Capitol, nowhere near anything important, they just fucking shoot them.

Josh:

And it's like, what the fuck I was.

Sean:

it's okay for not even the cops, just a random,

Josh:

Just a

Sean:

stupid ass

Sean:

kid.

Sean:

Like Kyle Rittenhouse can just fucking go down and fucking, what are we fucking proving to the American citizens?

Sean:

What is, what presidents are we saying?

Josh:

That if you're white and male, you can get away with pretty much anything,

Josh:

The only person that got shot was a white female.

Sean:

dude,

Josh:

Yeah, a man.

Josh:

And like, I do feel bad.

Josh:

Like she, she died, obviously.

Josh:

It's not, not to joke about it, but

Sean:

but

John:

we, we, we, we joked about that in Dumbfoundead.

Josh:

well,

Sean:

stupid

John:

it happened.

Josh:

listen, man, like if that's all you get that's, that's pretty good, man.

Josh:

41.

Josh:

there are people who are protesting against what you stand for that get murdered and, and never like 14 months, 41 months they get their life.

Josh:

They just lose it.

John:

if I may add the, the person that got shot at what's her name, Babbitt,

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

Something

John:

somebody.

Josh:

refuse to learn him.

Sean:

Yeah,

John:

a veteran.

Sean:

you don't want to remember.

John:

She was a veteran.

John:

Okay.

Josh:

Okay.

Josh:

Fair enough.

John:

that, the thing that pisses me off about that is if you are in a flight line, anywhere in a us military installation, because this is a federal property, it's a, it's a government asset, right?

John:

There's clearly postings on every single one of them.

John:

If you trespass on a government property, lethal forces authorized.

John:

That is everywhere posted.

John:

If you even get near a damn fence on a flight line and you cross a fucking red line, someone's going to shoot your ass.

John:

I made that mistake once I didn't have the proper badge and they were just like back off and I was like, oh shit.

John:

Like, and I wasn't uniform

John:

already imagine.

Josh:

too.

John:

Well, she was in a uniform uniform to some of those motherfuckers, you know what I'm saying?

John:

But like, it's just like, it baffles me that.

John:

What the fuck do you think is going to happen?

John:

If you storm a place where all the leaders, the high leaders of the us is going to happen,

Josh:

the real leaders,

John:

the real leaders, they are the asset of the government.

John:

Then what the fuck are you thinking?

Josh:

Yeah.

John:

and I agree with Sean, like it deserves way more time.

Sean:

Yeah,

Josh:

obviously it's something that is going to resonate for a while.

Josh:

Like this is it's something that I feel shook well, shook the world, but I feel that the American public as well, it shook both sides pretty, pretty heavily.

Josh:

And.

Josh:

Man it's uh, I don't see it getting any better anytime soon, which is sad.

Josh:

Cause

Josh:

the right is definitely still Trump cult.

Josh:

And everyone's kissing the boot.

Josh:

it really seems like 20, 24 is going to be the same shit over again.

Sean:

and much as, much as I want to Trump out of there Biden, hasn't done a lot of progressive shit at all.

Josh:

I agree.

Josh:

I agree.

Sean:

not, to, you know, diminish him to, make it seem like, oh, Trump would have been better.

Sean:

Cause definitely not, definitely not.

Sean:

But I S is still a huge issue.

Sean:

They're are complaining about the border being open that could not be more far from the truth.

Sean:

Fucking student loans are still fucking own EJ.

Josh:

I will say this.

Josh:

I know the ice thing is, I think it's more complicated than a lot of the media makes it cause it's like.

Josh:

Trump had this influx of like, we're going to just cage these kids.

Josh:

And then it's like, what do you do with the kids after the words?

Josh:

Right?

Josh:

you got to find their families and stuff.

Josh:

So I know that's been a whole process, but it's definitely not going fast enough.

Josh:

So I agree with you there.

Sean:

I mean to, to be honest, the, the caged kids were even before.

Josh:

yeah, Obama

Sean:

So, Yeah.

Sean:

Obama started that.

Sean:

So, I mean really both sides.

Sean:

I know I come across as super left, but I think I, I try to, I more so try to come across as just super, not an asshole.

Sean:

Is this

Josh:

here, here's the, thing.

Josh:

I think, I think you are left Shawn, your democratic party is just not left.

Josh:

You know what I mean?

Josh:

It's

Josh:

center and the other big thing I was going to say was he tried to pass that.

Josh:

To, you know, up the minimum wage and bring a bunch of jobs in, and that big plan that just kept getting asked by all the Republicans and then what's his name mansion or whatever,

Sean:

munchkin or some

Josh:

whatever his fucking name is.

Josh:

And they just got voting against it until it was a fucking nothing bill that did nothing.

Josh:

So,

Sean:

Trump did a lot of fucking damage in the four years he was here.

John:

definitely.

Sean:

The Supreme court is fucked and that's for life, man.

Sean:

That's for fucking life.

Sean:

We're fucking fucked.

Sean:

He got two stupid assholes in there while he was too much damage done.

Josh:

What pissed me off about that was like Obama couldn't put in who he wanted to cause they were crying about it because he was, the person died when Obama was in power and then they were crying.

Josh:

And then Trump did the exact same thing four

Josh:

years later.

Sean:

motherfuckers in there too.

Josh:

Yeah.

Josh:

So

John:

and it's, so to bring it back to a plug to an episode that we did with lens, when Sean was out.

John:

I did mention about the political parties and how I, I love what's his name now that I think about it and per Norton uh, until, until the day that.

John:

The, and again, I'm paraphrasing what I said until the day that both political parties stopped serving the interest of, of their side and actually start serving the people like

John:

cha Chipolte lay style.

John:

Like, you know, it's like, you got to customize it and not just benefiting one side, it's never going to get better.

Josh:

well, the biggest issue is the money that flows within,

Josh:

uh

Josh:

Congress And all that.

Josh:

Like.

Josh:

it's.

Josh:

people like Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk that are just buying people are oil companies that are just buying their silence or their loyalty.

Josh:

And, and It's just absolutely ruining.

Sean:

the like in John's last episode, I don't know if that's out whenever this comes out.

Sean:

I don't know the schedule of Patrion, to be honest with you.

Sean:

But in a, the last episode of the year, John mentioned about how in the 18 hundreds, they were still complaining about how the government only serves the government.

Sean:

So it was really, time is a flat circle.

Sean:

You know what I'm saying?

Sean:

Much like our earth it's flat.

Sean:

Just

John:

chilled there Kyrie.

Josh:

Well, so the biggest thing is like, no one's ever going to be, you can't please everyone and being a

John:

Exactly.

Josh:

but when fucking it's like 80% of you guys down there, like we just want health care.

Josh:

Like it, it's a huge number.

Josh:

And it's like, how has this not been passed?

Josh:

it baffles my mind.

Josh:

Like there's, there's tons of things that it's like, , legalize weed.

Josh:

That's a big thing that almost everyone's like, Yeah.

Josh:

that sounds good.

Josh:

You can tax that shit.

Josh:

And we did it probably later than we would like to, but we did it finally.

Josh:

And not gonna lie to you guys, it hasn't changed much up here.

Josh:

So We get to tax the the

Josh:

weed now.

Josh:

It's good that way, but I don't know.

Josh:

It just seems like these popular issues seem like it should be straightforward and it's just always blocked by something and

Sean:

What what's progressive to America to American politics is like the norm in a lot of,

Josh:

Yeah man.

Sean:

Places, you know what I

Josh:

And you guys are supposed to be the country of freedom and.

John:

Fuck.

John:

No.

Josh:

I don't want to rag on America too much.

Josh:

You guys have some stuff that's like better.

Josh:

You have a billion Oreo flavors, so,

Sean:

Yeah.

Sean:

I mean, I, I, as much as I rag on America, I love this country.

Sean:

You know what I mean?

Josh:

but that's why you, you want it better.

Josh:

You want to

Josh:

make it better for your, your kids and your, their kids.

John:

just want to make America.